Micheanglo was watching TV bored and was surfing through the channels like the sewers, until he came to a religous television network.
"Jesus loves you all." The TV said.
"Jesus?" Questioned Mickelangalo as he scooted towards the Tv to learn about Jesus.
"Oh yes!" Said Rapheal walking into the kitchen later. "I just scored with April!"
"Nice." Said Donatelo. "Can't wait for the turtle babies. Name on after me okay?"
Micelanalo was confused. "Scored?"
"We had sex." Said Rapeal.
"Sex?! Premarital?"
"What are you blabering about?"
"Jesus won't exept you into heaven if you had premarital sex."
"Jesus? Who's Jesus?" Said Don.
"He is our savor. He died for our sins. But yet people still commit them everyday. We must spread the word!"
"What?" Said Leonardo. "What's going on?"
"Mikey's talking about this guy named Jesus." Said Raph.
"Jesus! Oh no! Mikey. Jesus didn't save us. It's all a myth."
"Whaaaaaaaaaaaa?" Said Mike.
"You see. Splinter raised us to be Buddists, not Christians. Read this." Leo went for the Buddist version of The Bible. Mike just swiped it out of Leo's hand.
"Bah! Fairy tales is all it is! Let me tell you the truth." And Mikey told the truth to all the turtles.
"That makes sense now." Said Leo. "I'm sorry I doubted you, Mike"
"Yeah, better go apologize to April and tell of the good word of Jesus and God." Said Raph exiting the room.
"Let's make a vow never to fight crime again." Suggested Leo and the three of them agreed.
Shredder and Krang were curious why the turtles didn't fight them anymore, and eventually concluded that they have found out that jesus christ has blessed them, and thus Shredder and Krang gave up trying to rule the world and began learning about Jesus.
Okay so that was good, I know there's a lot of satanists on this website but just learn about the good nature of The Bible and Jesus okay? . Get reborn sons of christs. He loves you and The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. 3 God