Hanji had known Mikasa was special ever since she laid her eyes on her. Mikasa had something that the other troopers lacked in. Trust. So she would trust her to keep her secret.
The next morning Hanji called Mikasa into her room. Mikasa had thought it was might have been messing with her to get her to clean her room or something.
"Mikasa, would you like to know why I called you in here?" Hanji asked.
"Yes ma'am," Mikasa replied with curiosity.
"Mikasa I need to tell you a secret that you cant tell even Your dead asian mother."
"Ass... what is it?"
"You... Smell really bad." Hanji looked like she was about to puke.
"What?" Mikasa sat next to Hanji on the couch to comfort her.
"Also I'm... a boy."
Mikasa was so unamused by this comment that she looked at Hanji and punched him. She casually walked out of the room leaving Hanji to think about the events that had just occured.
Mikasa sat in her Dorm pondering. Mikasa was very confused. She wanted to fuck Eren but the moment Hanji had told her the secret she couldnt help but hit her. She secretly wanted to fuck Hanji too. Mikasa was scared she might be in an abusive relationshit. She was in love with Eren but ever ince the moment her hand and Hanji's face touched she couldnt help but be satasfied.
She later decided she needed to tell someone her problem so she decided to go to her Gay BFF Levi when she saw something she wouldnt soon forget. She saw Eren pushed against the wall making out with Levi. It was hot.
It was so hot Mikasa immediatly ran to Hanji's room with nothing but a bath robe around her.
"Take me Hanji," Mikasa said as she exposed herself like Kim Kardashian when she learned she could make money by making a porno.
Mikasa could tell Hanji was getting turned on. I mean have you seen how tight the Survey Corps gear is?
Mikasa got on her knee's and said, "Now, the safe word is TITANS!"
Eren heard and screamed, "TITANS ARE MY TRIGGER!?"
Hanji decided he had been waiting too long. He unleashed his cock and as Mikasa saw it she said, "THE COCK IS NEIGH!"
Mikasa was taken by the Tiny lady balls posessed by Hanji but that didnt stop her from stealing them. The DIGERIDO was large tho. It looked like the loaf of bread Mikasa made Eren eat.
At that moment she remebered what had happened and she took the dick out of her mouth and started cumming all over Hanji's crotch as she sprawled out.
After Hanji dried his crotch he asked Mikasa what was wrong.
"Erens Gay," Mikasa respended.
"How do you know, this could be a huge orgy."
"I saw him against a wall making out with Levi. It was really hot."
"Oh... That is hot."
"Hot? It was fucking sexy!" Mikasa screamed back, "I'm sorry I didnt mean to cum on you."
Its ok.
In the end eren and levi were both bi so they had a huge orgy and lived hapily ever after until some SnM shit happened and Eren turned into a titan and it wasnt a fun experience at all. But oh well.