I CAN'T TAKE MUCH MORE! I JUST HAVE TO AT LEAST WRITE THE FIRST CHAPTER! AAAAAGAHH! This is during 'Living in Peach Creek'.
Alice was going through all her old stuff in a box. Eddy had the bright idea of selling all the old junk for ridiculous prices. Like selling a picture of him for thirty bucks. She had laughed so hard when he said that he was worth that much and nearly bust a gut. Double d and Ed had to hold him back as she walked back home to fetch the stuff. Alyssa and Alex had already finished with a box full of stuff they no longer need. "Alice! You coming or not?" Alex hollered.
"Coming!" Alice called out. Throwing a old teddy bear and some CD's into the bag, the girl came upon a mound of clothes. She dug deep into her closet and pulled out a lime green sweatshirt. This is familar... but what did I get this for again? She turned the sweatshirt over and smiled. Oh yeah, now I remember.
Ed ran into the house and grabbed Alyssa and Alex by their shirt collars and began to drag them over to Eddy's garage. By the time they made it, both girls were out cold and half dead from lack of oxygen. "MOUTH TO MOUTH!" Ed cried out, then proceded to do so to Alex. when she was alive again, he was about to do it to Alyssa but he ended up face to heel with her boot. He flew straight through the roof. Alyssa gasped and breathed heavily.
"HEY GUYS! CHECK IT OUT!" Everyone saw Alice as she was walking across the street. She had on a GIR sweatshirt with the hood on. Big eyes and two floppy ears, a large gray zipper, and the words 'Invader Zim' on the side of her chest.
"Oh my god! You still have this?" Alex asked, feeling her ears on the hood.
"Hey... THAT'S MY HOODIE!" Alyssa yelled. Alice dropped her box and ran. Alyssa chased after her.
"No! Girls! Wait!" Double D chased after them.
"I wanna pet the green puppy!" Ed yelled.
"Hey! We have a scam to do guys!" Eddy ran after them.
High above Peach Creek
Zim sat in his Voot Cruiser, looking for good sites to hide some of his latest time bombs to wipe out humanity. Thankfully Gir wasn't in the cruiser but at home watching the brain draining 'Angry Monkey Show'. "Curse that scary angry monkey..." Zim grumbled. Then his monitors picked up something. A familiar green dot dashed to the park. "Give Zim a close up on that green thing right now!" Zim ordered. The computer zoomed in on Alice wearing her Gir sweatshirt.
"Analysis complete, GIR child is running around." Said the computer.
"WHAT? HOW DID GIR GET HERE?" Zim yelled angrily. He flew downwards to the ground.
Down below
"GIVE ME BACK MY F*CKING HOODIE ALICE!" Alyssa screamed. Alice stuck out her tongue.
"No chance in hell Lys!" That made her even more pissed.
"Alice! Please stop trying to aggrivate the poor girl!" Double D called out.
"Gravy!"
"GIR! GO BACK TO THE LAB IMMEDIETLY AND STOP PLAYING WITH THESE STUPID HYOOMANS!" All six of them stopped what they were doing and looked up. Alice's eyes were all shiny.
"Z-Zim?"
"WHO TOLD YOU THAT YOU COULD SPEAK ZIM'S NAME? GO BACK NOW!" He shouted. Eddy covered his ears from the loud voice.
"Wow Eddy, he's even louder than you are. Didn't think it was possible." Alex pointed out.
"THAT'S IT, YOU ARE COMING WITH ME WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT!" A large claw came out of the Voot's bottom and scooped up Alice.
"ALICE!" Everyone cried out. Alyssa tried to grab he claw, but then the voot sped into overdrive and sped off. Everyone was silent for a moment. "ALICE! NOOOOOOOO!" Ed cried. Bucketfuls of tears splashed on the floor from his eyes.
"C'mon Alex. We're going on a roadtrip out of the cul-de-sac." Alyssa said, grabbing Alex's arm and leading her back home.
"Yes. Let's go explore outside of the neighborhood and get grounded for life!" Double d said sarcastically.
"I didn't say you guys were coming."
"Hey, Alice needs to help with the scam!" Eddy said.
"Since when did you guys need our help?"
"Alice got kidnapped by an alien Eddy! We could make big bucks if we catch him!" Alex said. Alyssa glared at her. That was all the encouragement Eddy needed. He rushed home to start packing.
"I wanna go though! Green puppy got kidnapped!" Ed said, clinging to Alyssa's leg. She sighed.
"Fine, you guys can come, but don't blame me when you-" They were already gone, but Double D was left. "So... do you have any idea where that alien went?"
"I may have a few ideas."
With Alice
Alice woke up dizzy and strapped to a large table. The sweatshirt she had on was gone and her limbs were cuffed to the table. "Hmph... kinda kinky isn't it?" Alice muttered. She looked at her surroundings. She was inside Zim's lab with many pipes and tubes and other fancy equipment everywhere. Occasionally she'd see a Irken logo on some of the equipment.
"STOOPID HYOOMAN! Did you really think that with your filthy hyooman clothes that you would be able to defeat the awesome power of ZIM?" Alice saw Zim emerge from the shadows excitedly. In one of his gloved clawed hands was her Gir sweatshirt.
"Damn dude, did you have to shout? I'm right here." Alice said, smirking. Zim narrowed his magenta eyes at her.
"How did you know about Zim's robot and I?" He asked.
"What are you talking about? That sweatshirt has no evidence-" He showed her the 'Invader Zim' logo. "...oh." He threw the sweater in a fiery pit. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" She screamed, tears flying out of her blue eyes. Zim laughed maniacally.
"I will figure out how you discovered Zim's secret as an invader, but later. First I need to get rid of your friends who saw Zim." Alice laughed. His zipper teeth showed angrily. "Why do you laugh at Zim? We are much more advanced than you fithy hyoomans and can easily wipe you out with just-"
"It's just... you are gonna have no chance. When my friend discovers you burned her sweatshirt... oooh, there's gonna be a riot." She said with a grin. Zim began to yell at her about the greatness of himself. C'mon guys... hurry up and save me! Alice thought, trying to save her poor eardrums from Zim's frantic outbursts.
With the remaining two Als and the Eds
"Okay, I've got some money to last us some time. Let's get going." Alyssa said. Double D had in his hand a map of the area.
"We are here." He said, pointing to the small looking neighborhood of Peack Creek.
"Ooooh~ We is so small!" Ed exclaimed.
"...yes. And I have a distinct feeling that Alice was taken here." He pointed to the further points of the map, just past Townsville. It seemed a bit dirty though. "There have been multiple sightings of alien sightings there, so I have no doubts that Alice is there somewhere. But the town is also famous for..." He folded up the map perfectly and put it in his bag.
"For?" Alyssa asked, waving her hand for him to continue.
"Mass amounts of killing." He simply said.
"You mean murderers?" Eddy asked.
"That's what a murderer DOES moron!" Eddy scowled and shoved Double D's hat with him wearing it into Alex's mouth.
"Okay Ed, time to ride!" Eddy said, revving the lummox up. Alyssa put all their bags in Ed's jacket pockets.
"Here, lemme do it ya sissy." Alex took Ed's ear and ran all the way across the yard and into Jimmy's window. The whiplash hit and she was sent hurdling back to the group at a frightening speed. Ed revved up and he sped off. Double D took the unibrow and in only 5 minutes flat, they hit a brick building.
"Agh! My aching spine!" Eddy cried out in pain. Ed held out a shoe.
"Would you like potatoes with that?" Eddy took the shoe and forced it in his mouth. Alex got up and helped Alyssa up to her feet. The sky was brown and mucky, this was definetly the right city. Everything was filthy and reek
"Double D, you steer like an old lady!" Alex yelled. But he wasn't paying attention to her, instead he was looking at the sign on the brick building above them. It read 'SKOOL'.
"Whoever made this horrible misspelling is making a horrible mockery of-" The bell rang and kids started to flood from the building. Out the windows and even the sewer pipes.
"Ew." Eddy stuck out his tongue as a kid drenched in sewage came out. All of a sudden, a big headed kid was flying out of the building and into the pavement.
"I'm trying to save you people! Can't you even see that?" He yelled. Alyssa and Alex held their breaths, Dib Membrane stood in front of them as he was trying to talk to some of the skool's bullies.
"Hahaha! Let's see if that big head looks good splattered against the sidewalk!" Said one of them. Dib flinched and squeezed his eyes shut, ready to endure the pain. It never came. He opened his eyes to see a brunette girl looming over his crouched form and in her hand was the bully's fist.
"You should learn not to pick on people half your size." She said, then kicked his legs from under him. The bully hit his back on the ground and the girl put a foot on his gut, looking at the other bullies. "What the hell you punks staring at?" They all fled and the girl kicked the kid into the skool wall. A kid wearing a sock hat scolded her.
"Are you searching for a fight? Kicking a kid and scaring them off, really?"
"Chill out Double D. I was just helping a kid out. You telling me I should stop protecting you from Kankers?" The boys face flooded white. "Thought so."
"Uh, thanks a lot." Dib said. Alyssa turned around and smiled.
"No problem. What did you mean that you are trying to save people?" Dib looked from side to side, almost like if he was hiding something. Alex listened into what they were talking about. Ed was sucking on his shoe and Eddy was trying to sell some 'treasures' to some stupid kids that were walking out of the skool.
"There's an alien that goes to the skool. I know you don't believe me, but you should come and see-"
"Where does he live?"
"... what?" Dib didn't believe it. someone ACTUALLY believed him that an alien is here. "You're not being paid or dared to do this right? Because if-" Alyssa grabbed him by his collar.
"Tell me where that f*cking alien is." She hissed. Dib gulped. She was almost as scary as his sister. ALMOST. She let go of his collar.
"Well... ah... if you'll just follow me we'll be able to get there." He said, then offered her a hand. "My name is Dib Membrane. You've probably heard of my dad, Professor Membrane?" Double D cut in.
"Your father is the genius Professor Membrane? He's a inspirational figure to all scientists and invento-" Alex put a hand over his mouth.
"yes, we've heard of him. I'm Alyssa, this is my friend Alex." she pointed to the blonde. "And Ed, Eddy, and Double D." She waved to the boys. Dib led the way to Zim's house, Alex was cracking her knuckles and Alyssa was talking to Dib quite a lot. Double D felt a small pang in his innards.
"You jealous Double D?" Eddy teased.
"Me? Jealous? HAH!" He said that a little too loud and everyone stared at him. He blushed and hid his face under his ski hat.
"You should be worried rather if Alice is alive or not Eddy." Alex pointed out.
"Who's Alice?" Dib asked.
"Our friend, you see, she was wearing a.. uh... green dog sweatshirt and the alien was in the neighborhood. He came down and took her away." Dib nodded as he listened.
"Green dog huh? she must have looked a lot like the robot Zim keeps. He wears a really bad green dog costume." Alex and Ed's eyes sparkled. "Okay, we're here." They all looked up to see that they were indeed at Zim's house. And it was way too obvious because the front door was from a restroom, the walls were a strange green and the roof was purple. There were garden gnomes at the front and the grass was dying. Pipes attached themselves to the neighboring houses.
"Kind of tacky don't you think?" Alex asked. Alyssa didn't answer, but she went to Ed and pulled out her suitcase from his pocket. She pulled out two large silver blades and put the bag back in Ed's pocket.
"Okay, the garden gnomes shoot lasers so-" Alyssa didn't say anything, she walked to the center of the gnomes and they fired. The brunette jumped and they all hit each other.
"Tch. Cheap security system." She muttered. "ED! Knock down that door!"
"Hey! Ed only takes orders from me!" Eddy shouted. Ed saluted and rammed the door with his head. Dib was amazed at the brutality and sheer force of this girl. alyssa ran inside and began to slice and dice all of the things shot at her.
Zim's lab
"-no filthy hyooman will be able to withstand the Irken lasers or machines! You will all die and wither as Zim-" An alarm sounded.
"HALLELUJAH!" Alice screamed. The alarm was a soothing sound compared to Zim's ranting. She missed the loud obnoxious voice of Eddy compared to it.
"MASTAH! OOOOH! PWETTY GIRLIE!" She heard Gir screech. Gir jumped onto her stomach and started to do some weird flamenco dance. "MASTAH'S GOT A GIRLFRIEND! MASTAH'S GOT A GIRLFRIEND!" He screamed.
"SHUT UP GIR! THAT FILTHY-"
"I'M NOT FILTHY DAMN IT! NOW SHUT THAT ALARM OFF! IT'S GIVING ME A F*CKING MIGRANE!"
"HAHAHAHA! YES, SUFFER AT THE HANDS OF ZIM'S AWESOME TECHNOLOGY!"
"JUST SHUT IT OFF!" Her eyes were glowing red at this point. Zim turned off the alarm, startled.
"Computer! What's going on?"
"Analysis. Six intruders including Dib has infiltrated base. One human has successfully destroyed the lasers and half of the-" The elevator dinged and out stepped a smoking (literally) brunette holding two swords.
"Zim, give me back my f*cking sweatshirt and friend, and I won't make Irken stew out of you." She threatened, pointing the blade straight at the irken invader.