A/N: Hello fellow TDI fanatics. I assume you are fanatics, as you are reading this fanfiction, which most likely means you live on the TDI fanfiction page like me…when you aren't in the box with you're wife anyway) )
I got this idea as I was sitting around and making some…er…intresting comments to the wall and air, while doing Cody's finger guns and winking. Did anyone else get really mad when Trent did them? No one? Really? Just me? Well…I just be quiet then.
Disclaimer: Yeah…don't own…
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Cody walked down the hallway of his school, he saw a pretty girl with long blonde hair. So he did what any sensible teenage boy would do, he used one of his best pick up lines.
"Hey baby," He began pulling out his 'guns' and getting ready to pull the trigger. "If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together."
Then he winked, and she slapped him. Didn't go as well as planned.
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Cody was sitting in Chemistry starring off into space when a pretty red head walked by him. He just had to try.
"Hey beautiful," He said pulling out the guns again, "Are you lost? Because heaven is a long way from here."
Third times the charm right? He probably shouldn't of winked that time. His doctor did say it could cause a twitch…yeah, that was it.
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A girl was sitting next to him on the bus ride home, he couldn't of stopped himself from asking if he wanted to.
"So sweetie," He remarked getting ready for his trademark move, "Come here often?"
That had to of been the fifteenth tiem he'd been smacked today. Why did girls always choose the same exact spot?
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So he was at the football game, for like what? The first time in his life? He'd heard it was a great way to pick up chicks alright? And here comes one now, and what a caboose she had on her!
"Hey baby," Cody remarked smiling and winking, "Is you're dad a baker, because you've got a ncie set of buns.
At least he'd been spared a slap…what with her haist to get away and all.
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"Your lips look so lonely... Would they like to meet mine?" Cody asked as a girl walked by. Getting only the finger and a slap.
So he'd try again, he came another one.
"You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King: You treat me right, and I'll do it your way," He remarked as another girl walked by.
Yeah…another slap.
Potential date: Number 3, Pick up line: Pirates.
"I'm a Love Pirate, and I'm here for your booty! ARRRGGGHHH!!" Cody remarked striking a pirate pose.
"She was probably just afraid of pirates is all." He whispered to himself silently.
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Cody walked into the lunch room and saw a group of scrumptious girls sitting at a table. If he didn't walk over he'd die.
"Hey ladies," he began winking, "Can a thorn sit among the roses?"
Did I mention there were 20 girls? Yeah. His face was pretty red after that.
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Cody was sitting sad at the table during study hall. Not one girl had wanted to go out with him. He hardly understood why! He was irrestible. Right?
As he was lost in thought, someone walked over to the table and winked.
"Hey Cody," The person said winking and firing some guns. "You've got beautiful eyes, don't lose 'em."
Cody stared blankly for a few seconds before smiling and replying:
"Didn't plan on it…Noah."
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Weren't expecting that were you? Nope! BWAHAHAHA! I love NoahxCody. And that pick up line is the best one. My firend actually ahd someone use it against her once…and she was like 'WHAT?! How could I lose my eyes!' Suffice to say, it was a funny story.
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