Eridan had never been so bored in his life. He sat in his hive trolling Sollux, but the conversation (argument) had gone completely flat. He made an excuse for leaving, and logged off. Eridan shut down his computer and sighed. Life had simply fallen flat for him. He was six sweeps old, and his Hogwarts letter hadn't even come, which made it even worse for him. He leaned back in his chair and was letting out an exaggerated sigh when he heard a pounding on the door to his hive. Suddenly, a man with a wild beard busted down Eridan's door and marched right on in. Eridan couldn't believe his eyes. He shot up from his seat in a heart beat. "holy shit hagrid its you! an youre... naked..." Hagrid simply pulled a letter from his beard and crammed it into Eridan's underwear. "Yer a wizard, Eri." He said, and then proceeded to pull down Eridan's pants. Eridan knew what was about to happen, and he liked it. "arent you goin to pull dowwn somethin else..?" he said with a sly tone. Hagrid then pulled down Eridan's underwear and bent him over. He penetrated his butthole with the force of a truck, and Eridan liked it. After a few minutes of that action, Hagrid yelled and released himself into Eridan's lil butt. "can you be my wwizard... forever?" asked Eridan, a few minutes after the encounter ended. "Ye." was all that Hagrid said. He then stuck his pink umbrella up Eridan's butt and climbed out of the window. "SEE YOU AT HOGWARTS ERI! I'LL BE WAITIN'!" He shouted as he ran away. Eridan smiled. He was gonna have a great time at Hogwarts.