*In An Unknown Location*

"Hello, world! I'm Halestorming, but you can call me Storm, and this is my first story!"

"…"

"Well, say something."

"...yay." a cloaked figure said unenthusiastically.

"...You'll have to excuse him for his lack of character. He's-"

"HEY! I have tons of character! More than a...water buffalo."

"...Yeah, anyways I believe you have a 'job' to do."

"Fine, fine, fine." with that he teleported away to do his 'job'.

"So...I'm gonna have some pizza."

*On Destiny Islands*

"Sora, get back here!" Kairi screamed at the boy who had just dropped a water balloon on her, and her recently completed, 3-page essay on paupu fruit.

"I'M SORRY, KAIRI!" Sora yelled as he ran from the furious girl.

"Ha." Riku smiled in amusement as Kairi chased Sora around the small island.

"I think they make a lovely couple, don't you?" a cloaked figure asked Riku.

Riku stared at him for a full ten seconds before asking, "Who are you?"

"...Santa."

"Oh, really?" Riku raised an eyebrow questionably as Sora's screaming could be heard in the background.

"Yeah...ho-ho-ho?" He then proceeded to punch Riku in the face, knocking him unconscious.

This attracted the attention of Kairi, who had Sora in a headlock.

"Riku!" Kairi ran over, summoning her flowery keyblade while Sora lay on the ground, panting.

"Ugh, must I always do the dirty work?" The mystery man then proceeded to throw some sparkly dust on Kairi, who promptly fell unconscious, face-first, into the sand.

"And then there was one." the unknown assailant then turned to Sora, and was surprised to see him asleep four yards away.

"...I'm gonna say it was a long and difficult battle. Yeah, that works." he then proceeded to teleport all of them away.

*In An Unknown Location (again)*

"Mmm. Pizza." Storm said as he ate some of the Italian delicacy.

The quartet then appeared in the large, previously empty room.

"We're back!" the cloaked figure said.

"Ya'know, I'm tired of typing in 'cloaked man' and stuff like that so you're now officially named Bane." Storm said to 'Bane'.

"Sweet, I got a name, and it's only the first chapter! Imagine what I'll have by the tenth." beneath his hood you could see a cruel, toothy grin.

"Watch it! You're only evil in the first part of my story! By the way, I'm working on a story all my own, not this one."

"And where are we now, in the storyline?" Bane asked with a grin.

"You're a good guy." Storm gave him a glare that could make Master Xehanort break down in tears.

"...Yes, sir." Bane looked like he was about to pee his pants.

"Wazza...Kai-kai...Bubber..." Sora mumbled in his sleep.

"...Shouldn't you be picking up some Sea-salt loving teens and a pyro?"

"Dangit." Bane muttered, before teleporting away.

"Atop A Clock Tower In Twilight Town"

Three cloaked, young people were eating blue ice cream on the edge of a clock tower.

"Hey, Xion?" the oldest-looking asked the only girl of the group.

"Yes, Axel?" she replied

He grinned, and said, "Bet'cha don't know why the sun sets red."

"Oh, not that again." the other grumbled. His blonde hair looked like it was defying gravity.

Bane watched this exchange from around the corner until he decided to get to work.

"So, when are-..." Axel stopped mid-sentence and stared off to the side.

"Axel?" Xion waved her hand in front of him. He continued to stare. "Roxas, what's wrong with-?"

She stopped when she saw Roxas doing the same thing. She turned around to see a floating waffle with a ruler stapled to it.

"What?" "The?" "Halibut?" the trio said as they stared at the oddity.

Bane snickered as he dangled the waffle on a thin line, from a fishing pole. "Now for phase two."

He then proceeded to bring the fishing pole up, smacking Axel in the face, with the waffle... Amazingly, this knocked him out.

"What the-!" Roxas screamed before he was also knocked out by the "flying death machine", otherwise known as a waffle with a ruler stapled to it.

Xion then stood up and drew her keyblade, ready to fight. "I'm not afraid of you! Show yourself!" she said courageously.

Bane then threw the sparkly dust at the back of her head, effectively K.O.-ing her.

"Let's see, one, two, and... Where's Axel?" Bane looked around, but saw only Roxas and Xion. He then turned a pale shade of white and slowly looked over the edge.

On the ground, several stories below, was a small, black figure sprawled on the ground.

"...Do we really need him?" A frying pan fell from the sky and landed on Bane's head. "...Yeah, we need him...Ow."

Bane then teleported to Axel, confirmed that he was still alive, slung him over his shoulder, and teleported them all away.

*In An Unknown Location (yet again)*

Storm was playing checkers with a... chair.

Upon entering the strange scene, Bane announced, "Um, we're back." with a curious look on his face.

"Hi." was Storm's only reply as he moved a red checker piece.

"...Why are you playing checkers with...!" As he said this, a black checker piece double-jumped over two red pieces, and Storm scowled. If you could see Bane's eyes they would have been huge.

Upon seeing Bane's shocked reaction, Storm replied, "Don't worry, it's just... You know who." he said secretively.

"Voldemort?"

Storm face-palmed and a small chuckle was heard nearby.

"Wha-Oh! Him." Bane scowled and sat in a chair. Even though his eyes were covered you could tell he was glaring at the chair.

"Ugh. Just don't start a- DANGIT!" Storm yelled as a black piece triple-jumped his pieces and someone said, "I win!" in a triumphant voice.

Storm grumbled as he reached into his shirt pocket and gave... something a $20 bill.

"Hehe, nice doing business with you." was heard, followed by footsteps and door slamming.

"I hate him." Bane growled after two minutes of silence.

"NO, KAIRI, NOT THERE!" Sora screamed as he sat bolt-upright from his spot on the floor. He then looked around and saw Kairi unconscious nearby.

"Kairi!" That's when he noticed Bane and Storm for the first time. "Who're you?" he asked suspiciously.

"I'm-" "HYAAH!" Bane was cut off when Sora tried to slice him in half with his now-summoned keyblade. Bane had to dive to the side to avoid it.

Sora continued to chase Bane for about three minutes when Storm produced a conductor's baton, from his shirt pocket, and started waving it around.

"A LITTLE HELP HERE!" Bane yelled as he slid under a table in an attempt at escape. Sora merely high-jumped over it, but before he could touch ground again, he was caught by a floating Bass.

Storm then waved the baton some more and the bass flipped over, dropping Sora on his head, and into the wonderful land of sleepytime.

"Thanks." Bane said.

"No problem." Storm replied

An awkward silence filled the room for ten minutes.

It was then that Storm noticed Axel's limp form.

"...What happened to him?" Storm asked a certain OC suspiciously.

"Umm, he's a heavy sleeper?" Bane replied nervously.

"Hey," Storm said with a smile, "aren't you also a heavy sleeper?"

Bane was then hit from above with a frying pan and fell to the floor.

Storm looked at all the unconscious people around him, and said, "Time for bed." he then duct taped his 'guests', (not Bane), to some chairs and left for bed.

….. to be continued

DISCLAIMER: I don't own Kingdom Hearts.

The characters "Halestorming" and "Bane" are copyrighted Sep. 26 2011 to Craig S. Hale