Mario on Jerry Springer

*Jerry walks out to the cheers of the crowd*

Jerry: Thank you......thank you

Croud: (still cheering)

Jerry: Thank you. Today we will be having some inderesting guests. please welcome mario.....(waves his hand towards the door were mario enters)

Mario:it's a me mario!

Jerry: luigi (waves his hand towards the door were luigi enters)

Luigi: (take his set next to mario)

Jerry: Princes peach!

Peach: (walks in, takes her seat by luigi)

Jerry: so I hear there is a little conflict between you mario (looks at mario) and you luigi.

Luigi: I guess you could say that

Mario: no, no problem at all

Luigi: you see mario gets all the credit. I do just as much work as he does. But do you see a luigi game? huh? do ya?

Mario: I yaya

Jerry: So what are you going to do about this?

Luigi: welll i guess we could always talk this over

Jerry: no you can't you must do more

Luigi: no i really think we could just talk this over.

Jerry: No you can't when people talk things over no one takes them seriosly, you must do more.

Luigi: You are right. There will be no stop to this madness. I must take action! (eyes grow red)

Mario: (looks worried)

Luigi: must kill mario, must kill

Mario: (stands up)

Luigi: (stands up and chases after mario)

Mario: (runs)

Luigi: Must die!!! (whipes a bom-bom out of his pocket)

Mario: (takes a ravioli out of his pocket, and chucks it to the side)

Luigi: ( drops the bom-bom and chases the ravioli)

Mario: (wipes the sweat from his forhead)

TWO BE CONTINUED..