The Night Hidan Went Crazy
A fanfic I thought of while once again at work. Oh and by the way this is entirely a crack fanfic (meaning I did this fanfic for kicks, and is meant for anyone with a sense of humor)
I don't own the akatsuki or the song 'the night santa went crazy'.
Weird Al Yankovic owns 'The Night Santa Went Crazy', I just edited it to make it fit the crazy Jashinist better.
Sorry if the fanfic stinks, I tried to make it funny but oh well.
"The Night Hidan Went Crazy"
Down in the base all the Akatsuki were makin' trouble
For the good ninja girls and the good ninja boys
When the Jashinist busted in, nearly scared 'em half to death
Had a rocketlancher in his hands and cheap sake on his breath
From his chin to his boots he was covered with ammo
Like a crazy skinny drunk disgruntled Yuletide Rambo
And he smiled as he said with a twinkle in his eye,
"Merry fucking Christmas to all - now you're all gonna fucking die!"
The night Hidan went crazy
The night the Jashinist went insane
Realized he'd been gettin' a raw deal
Something finally must have snapped in his brain
Well, the base is gone now, he decided to bomb it
Everywhere you'll find pieces of Deidara's chickens
And he tied up his boss and he held the Johova's witnesses hostage
And he ground up poor Booster into chicken sausage
He got Fancer and Trancer with an old German Luger
And he slashed up Pancher just like Freddy Krueger
And he picked up a flamethrower and he barbequed Blaster
And he took a big bite and said, "It tastes just like pigeon!"
The night Hidan went crazy
The night the Immortal went nuts
Now you can't hardly walk around the Konoha
Without steppin' in chicken guts
There's the Black Ops and the F.B.I.
There's a crowd from the Konoha News
And hawks circlin' 'round in the sky
And the kunais are flyin', the body count's risin'
And everyone's dyin' to know, oh Hidan, why?
My my my my my my
You used to be such a bitchy guy
Yes, Shika, now Hidan's doin' time
In a Konaha prison for his infamous crimes
Hey, little friend, now don't you smoke no more cigars
He'll be out with shity behavior in 700 more years
But now Tobi's in therapy and Deidara's still nervous
And the Akatsuki all got jobs working for the postal service
And they say Konan, she's on the phone every night
With her lawyer negotiating the movie rights
They're talkin' bout - the night Hidan went crazy
The night St. Jashinist flipped
Broke his back for some asshole leader
Sounds to me like he was tired of gettin' gypped
Wo, the night Hidan went crazy
The night St. Cussy went insane
Realized he's gettin' a raw deal
Something finally must have snapped in his crazyass brain
Wo, something finally must have snapped in his crazyass brain
Tell ya, something finally must have snapped... in his crazyass brain
Hope you all enjoyed it, especailly you White-Hu.
Sorry about your kitty. Hope this cheers ya up a bit, if not then I failled as a friend (I already screwed up when I didn't reply as quickly as I should have when you told me the news. I'm a bad girl. T.T Sorry)