Disclaimer: Starship and Granger Danger belong the the wonderful Starkids. I am merely a fan.


Ranger Danger

Here I am, face to face, with a situation I never, thought I'd ever see

Its strange, how a vest can take a mess and make him nothing less than beautiful to me

It seems like my eyes have been transfigured

Something deep inside has changed

They've been open wide but hold that trigger

This could mean

Danger

I'm falling in love, falling in love, falling in love

I think I'm falling in love, falling in love, falling in love

With a Starship Ranger

What?

What the hell is this?

You expect me to sing about him?

Don't care about him

Its just a little change up

Come on, wake up

I'm mistaken

He is the HOTTEST GUY I"VE EVER SEEN now

Because he's like a guy I've never seen

Don't know why I'd ever be so mean

This could mean

Danger

I'm falling in love, falling in love, falling in love

I could be falling in love, falling in love, falling in love

With a Starship Ranger

I wanna let him know

I feel so queasy

But I cant let it show

He'd laugh, poor kiddie

Come on, girl

Oh no!

You've gotta let it go!

You've gotta let it go!

Here I am face to face

With a situation I never thought I'd ever see

It's strange

WHAT? What the hell is this? I want to sing about him, sing about him!

How a vest can take a mess and make him nothing less than…

I want to make up, Ranger WAKE UP!

Beautiful to me!

I've been mistaken!

It seems like my eyes have been transfigured

He... is the hottest guy I've ever seen now…

Something deep inside has changed

Because he's like a guy I've never seen

They've been open wide but hold that trigger

Don't know why, I'd ever be so mean!

This could mean

Danger

I'm falling in love, falling in love, falling in love

I think I'm falling in love, falling in love, falling in love

With a Starship Ranger

With a Starship Ranger

With a Starship Ranger

DANGER!