This is my first time posting. I figured I should start with a short humour first. So read and tell me what you like!
It was a typical day and a typical crime scene. The three of Horatio's CSIs were put on the case.
Ryan entered the room leaving his colleagues in the other. Soon after entering he found something undernearth the small bed.
"Ah, my eyes! My eyes!" a cry came from the room. Calleigh looked up at Delko thinking it had something to do with his eye injury and rushed up to the door. At the same time he walked out then she screamed and nearly fell. He was holding an extra extra extra extra large thong on the tips of his fingers!
"My eyes, my eyes!" he cried again squintting his eyes, "Calleigh, Take it, please!"
"Ew, Ryan that's disgusting!" she shuddered.
"Eric, get your girlfriend's thong off my hand now!" Calleigh gasped and grimaced, "That's not my underwear!" Then all commotion stopped and he held down the thong.
"You're Eric's girlfriend?"
"Wait - you're my girlfriend?" Eric blushed and smiled at her. Calleigh was shocked by what she just admitted. Her face turned a shade of pink as all eyes were on her. Then she blurted, "Ryan - the thong's in your hand!"
"Ah, ah! Get it off, get it off!" he begged sticking his hand right infront of her. She turned and dashed outside. Ryan was so freaked out that he threw it in the air and followed her. The underwear landed in Eric's hands. He held it up while heading outside, "Damn, this thong is big." Suddenly he noticed Horatio was infront of him, eyes wide and all. "Hey, H. it's not what it looks like," Eric tried to explain. The other two stood behind Horatio laughing out hell, also pointing fingers at him!