Hi guys! My first Superjail fanfic! WHOO!

I don't own Superjail. I wish I did. But I don't

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Human

Prologue

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Father had always told me that logic was bad. That logic itself went against the world he created, the world we live in, the world that I protect.

An illogical world.

But the actions of my Father were very often quite sensible.

If an inmate resisted, the inmate would be terminated.

If an employee is not doing his/her job, that employee loses pay.

And if I cannot successfully protect Father and Superjail, then I to will be replaced, much like my siblings.

I had been called into Father's office, to which I entered happily ready to meet any demands that he would have for me. But something was different this time.

"Ah! Jailbot! Finally! Now then, come here buddy! I've got great news!" The Warden exclaimed, practically jumping out of his desk chair.

I flew up to his desk, where Jared and Alice stood side by side grinning ear to ear.

To see the squirrelly accountant smile that way usually meant he was either drunk or gambling, and brought me to wonder what exactly was going on.

"You're getting an upgrade!" Father said happily, walking up to me before wrapping his arm around my 'shoulder'. His arm felt warm on the cold metal, and my dot matrix face broke out into a smile at the action.

Suddenly the news hit, and I flashed a question mark on my screen.

"It's quite simple really, we're giving you an entirely new body! The good Doctor has helped me design a more human-like form for you! It'll still be a robot, but only on the inside! You'll still fly, and have all of your attachments, but they'll be retracted into your body when you don't need them." Father drawled on excitedly.

Human?

Why would Father make me…human? Or at the very least, look human?

The purple-suited man noticed the sudden lack of response and began again, "Jailbot, I know it seems a little…strange, but understand that with this upgrade, you'll be able to help me in many ways, instead of just the ones that you do now."

I looked at Father, remaining unresponsive.

"Think about it like this," Jared began, patting my side supportively. "remember Combaticus?"

How could I have forgotten? Combaticus and Specimen 7 were almost as unstoppable as I was.

"One of Combaticus' key strengths was the guise of being small. He didn't look like a strong opponent at all, and fooled all of the inmates that battled him. He got the last laugh, didn't he?"

"I'll say." Alice added, arms crossed as she absentmindedly looked out the window.

I looked at Jared, then at Father, both of them looking excited and supportive, really driving home the point that this was a good thing, that I just had to except.

It would be different, being in a smaller form. But if I'm to have all of the same abilities that I did before, and apparently more, then was there any reason to be unsure?

I flashed a smile at them both.

Father let go and leapt out the door. "Perfect! Then let's got down to the Doctor and get started!"

I followed diligently, somewhat excited yet nervous at the same time as I passed through the door to the Doctor's laboratory.

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Well, what do ya think? I had this idea in my head FOREVER and since it's summer and I'm bored out of my mind I decided to write it out. :D

Jailbot's in for a big surprise upon waking up from his little 'upgrade'.

I've gotten a lot of good reviews for my Yu-Gi-Oh fanfiction, but I'm sad to say that I'm thinking about discontinuing a few of them that I just can't bring myself to write anymore. I still love them, but I don't know what to do with them, and that writing them feels like a chore.