I do not own Maximum Ride or Nyan Cat

Max POV

"Hey Max, look at this, it's a pop- tart cat pooping rainbow!" Gazzy says

"Umm where exactly did you find this?" I ask

"I saw it in Fang's dream, so we decided to search it!" my sweet baby Angel said.

"Wait Fang dreamed about a pop tart cat pooping rainbows?" I said, wow

I had to see this! "Nudge what's the Cat's name?" I ask

"Nyan cat" Nudge says
Hmm I've got to see this

A couple of hours Later

OMG

That video was so long that couldn't keep track of the time, but I'm pretty sure I fell asleep right after it started. It was super-duper annoying!

"I never want to know about Fang's dreams ever again unless I can use them to blackmail him to do stuff I want!" I yelled and Gazzy, Nudge and Angel agreed.

Mwahaha evilness

Fang POV

"I'm back" I say, getting back from buying groceries. Thank God Max didn't come, I had to flirt with the red head cashier to get it all for free.

"Did you buy all that food for me to cook?" Asks Iggy.

"Yup I answer, make a lot of yummy food because this cost me a fortune." I answered, smirking because it cost me nothing.

I walked over to my computer to write another blog but I saw a video of Nyan Cat open on the screen. WTH ? Why were they watching this, was it a coincidence or did they see it from my nightmare? Wait it must have been Angel, if Angel saw it Max must have seen it…..

I'm officially dead.

Well I guess I lived the past few hours without humiliation I guess it's like before except Max knows my worst nightmare and can use it anytime she wants, it's not so bad right
WRONG, did you see the sarcasm?

DUNDUNDUN

"Hey Max I'm back." I say nervously.

"Hey Fang, make me a sandwich!" Max says.

"Make yourself one" I reply

"Well first of all if I make a sandwich I might burn down the whole house and second if you don't, I'll tell everyone about your pop tart cat dream." Max says and then smirks.

I gulped and said, "So what kind of sandwich do you want?"

To be continued…

Hey guys! So this is my first fan fiction and it's mostly for shits and giggles. Please review!