A/N: Hello lovelies, how are you doing today?
Yet another collab work between the beautiful ThirdtotheLeft and I. This fic is a gift to everyone. Happy Valentines day to you all! :D
So, there is this YouTube channel called "The Buzzfeed." We both saw some quite amusing and cute couple/non-couple/nakama/rival videos on it and decided to make a whole new OneFeed world out of it.
The ideas are theirs and the Characters are Oda's. We are just gonna let our writings help your minds paint you an OOC picture of some of our favorite ships.
Enjoy!
Married for a Week
Prologue
Day Zero
Being a working woman is a tedious task. Getting up at the break of dawn, brushing your teeth, eating breakfast, bathing, feeding your cats and by the time you're done, you need to rush to work because you're running late, no matter how early you wake up.
Which is why, Bonney is totally against the idea of working for someone other than herself. So she became a YouTuber. And it was the best decision she ever made. She goes to various food haunts all over the world and vlogs about it. She gets to sleep when she wants to, wake up when she wants to. She's almost never running late. She can gym all she wants, eat all she wants, sleep all she wants and drink all she wants.
So, when she was first approached by a cheeky fellow to be a part of OneFeed, she was hesitant. Yeah, she loves their work. They are the most amazing group of people she has ever known.
Luffy, the one who had approached her, is a famous gamer, and everyone who works with him on the channel are equally as famous. Zoro, Nami, Usopp, Sanji, Chopper, Vivi, Robin, Franky and Brook - they all have a huge subscriber base. They all have their separate accounts on YouTube - both vlogs and main - and they're also a part of OneFeed. So when Luffy told her she would have all the freedom in the world and would just have to pop in for a couple of collabs they made every once in a while - if she wanted to- she agreed, though still a little hesitant.
Now, she's a dedicated member. Her schedule is extremely flexible and everything runs in an organized chaos. She loves doing collabs with everyone and has become fast friends with Ace and Sanji. Ace eats and Sanji cooks. Not to forget, they're both gorgeous.
She got a call last night telling her about today's meeting and to drop by at around eight. Which is why she's sitting on the relaxing couch, between Ace and Sanji, discussing the various cheese burst pizza toppings.
Sanji has long blond hair which is tied up behind his back today and the dark blue color of his body-hugging tee accentuates his eyes. They speak just as much as he does, showing the emotion behind every word he speaks and captures every person that listens to him. He has a lithe physique, it's obvious that he's conscious of his health.
Ace is not behind. He's a perfect example of the hot guy in college everyone wants to be with. Medium raven hair, cut in layers and flicked away from a tanned face. Eyes always alive and marginally soft, though they always hold a hint of mischief. Sleek long nose and a smile that could kill.
Bonney sits between them, her mouth filled with saliva at the thought of pepperoni, black olives, bacon, ham, green chillis, and sausage on a pizza. Her hair is done straight with volume, being blessed with thick long hair, despite bleaching the naturally brown hair to pink, blue eyes quite similar to Sanji's though a little less bright, but they still gleam with happiness. She wears a pink tinted lip balm and dark liner with simple brown smokey eye shadow. She talks in the most carefree manner, despite the somewhat elegant appearance and attracts both men and women like moths to a flame.
"We should make a collab where you cook this and we eat it," Bonney speaks, looking at Sanji.
"I am not cooking something that unhealthy on my channel!" the blonde exclaims.
"Then make it on mine!" Bonney grins, "And for your channel, I will eat some of those vegan things you call food and you can give me a new hair style!"
"That actually sounds interesting!" Ace says, "And I could make a video of us three with my added special effects… we could do one of those are never ending."
"The ice bucket challenge would be perfect. I just added a video tagging you three in it," Nami says as she wiggles in next to Sanji, her long hair tickling her bare arms and the pink tank top with white shorts doing justice to her features. Her eyes are nutty brown and her full lips are warm with just a hint of lip balm. She's always bare faced when she isn't shooting, having smooth skin… one would wonder why she needs the makeup in the first place.
"Nami, my swan! You look beautiful as always!" Sanji says as he shifts a little to give Nami more space. It makes Bonney and Ace shift to sit closer as well, "what's that about a challenge?"
"The ice bucket challenge."
"I heard challenge; I'm in."
Nami rolls her eyes as her flatmate joins the group,pulling a chair and sitting next to her. With dyed kelly-green hair contrasting starkly against tanned skin, Zoro is a surprisingly attractive man. He's not what Bonney usually goes for- she likes a lighter build, similar to Ace and Sanji's, and Zoro is stacked with muscle-but there's a strange charisma about him that attracts attention like bees to honey. Perhaps it's the infuriating attitude, the cocky grin, or the buckets of exuded self-confidence, but the man is smoking hot.
"You don't even know what it is," Sanji snaps, glaring at the man and the whole group sighs. There they go again.
"Doesn't matter. I'm gonna win."
"It's not about winning, you neanderthal. Is about raising awareness of ALS! If you don't dump a bucket of ice cold water on your head within 24 hours, you forfeit and have to donate to the ALS Association," Sanji says, looking down at Zoro.
"And you tagged him on this?" Zoro snorts, glancing at Nami while pointing at Sanji, his finger almost poking his nose. "They guy who refuses to water his grass?"
"Only on rainy days! Why water them if it's gonna rain?"
"Do you also turn off your shower while you lather?"
"Fuck you! At least I shower!"
"I shower, too!"
"Once a week?"
"Fuck you! At least I wasn't born with a stupid curling eyebrow!"
"Well, at least I was born with a brain! You're the stupid one who doesn't know north from up!"
"The buildings fucking move!"
"You need to move-out of the state!"
"Ha! Good one. Not!"
"Donuts?"
Both men stop, faces inches from each other, hands wrapped around the neck of their shirts, angry scowls twisting in surprise at the sight of perfectly baked donuts pushed under their noses.
Vivi grins and shakes the box. "I brought glazed white chocolate for Sanji and rum cinnamon for Zoro."
"Oh, my sweetest Vivi-chan!Thank you so much!" Sanji praises, instantly forgetting his fight with Zoro.
Zoro mutters something that sounds suspiciously like 'man-whore', but Sanji is too busy flirting- or trying to flirt- with Vivi to notice.
"They are home baked, I hope I did a good job," the designer says, her blue hair tied in a messy bun and her sweet smile making a room for itself in everyone's hearts. She takes a seat close to Ace, her moves delicate and elegant, as she looks at everyone taking their pick from the box.
"These are really good, Vivi!" Bonney says, her words a little muffled as she's speaking with her mouth full.
"Taste like heaven. Mmmh," Ace moans next to her and Vivi blushes.
"Yes, it is perfect. Crumples in your mouth and the glaze is giving you the perfect taste of…" Sanji, as usual, goes on a rant every time he tastes food.
"Shut up, ero cook. They're delicious, Vivi," Zoro interrupts.
Before Sanji can retort, Nami starts speaking, not interested in listening to their bickering again, "Well, with Zoro appreciating them, they have to be good, Vivi!"
"What have to be good?" A throaty low masculine voice comes from the door and everyone turns to see Luffy, fresh out of gym, sweat sticking his thin tee to his lean frame and earphones dangling from around his neck. His hair is sticking in weird directions, some of it falling in his ever-excited eyes and a jovial, heart fluttering grin graces his features.
"Oh no…" Ace mumbles, "Hide the donuts, quick. He'll swallow them and leave none for us!"
"Like you're any better!" Bonney and Sanji exclaim together, making everyone laugh and Ace wince.
"Awesome. You guys got donuts!" Luffy grins as he pulls a chair and sets it between Zoro and Vivi, completing the parabola, "I could use some food after that workout!"
"Went hard on yourself again?" Zoro asks, biting into his second donut.
"Yeah," is the only response he gets before Luffy is shovelling the donuts into his mouth.
"Good," Zoro smirks, "so you've got some new idea you wanted to talk about?"
Luffy nods enthusiastically and holds up a finger as he gulps hurriedly. "You're all getting married. But only for a week," he says and takes another bite, intaking the second half of a cinnamon donut.
Everyone stops eating as they stare at Luffy, their minds in temporary shock. Then Sanji clears his throat, "you might want to expand on that, Luffy."
"Well," Luffy swallows again, "Marguerite and I were talking yesterday and we thought it would be cool to see you guys married for a week, interact, live like a couple, be a little open to one another. You're all shipped. So the subscribers will enjoy it too."
"That… doesn't really sound bad," Nami says, a soft, sly smile gracing her features, "so, I guess, Vivi and I, Bonney and Ace and…"
"No," Sanji says, before she can utter the words he's dreading. "It's a horrible idea."
"And why is that?" Luffy asks innocently, looking at Sanji with huge eyes.
"I am not living with the green haired mongrel!"
Zoro snorts, making Sanji glare at him, "don't tell me you're actually on board with this?" he hissed at him, charm and gentlemanliness forgotten as usual when he faced the man.
"I'm not jumping at the offer. But, unlike you, I don't back out from a challenge."
"What did you say?"
"That you're a scaredy cat! What? Think you'll fall in love with me?"
"Like shit! As if anyone could ever fall for you!"
"So you guys are in too!" Luffy's voice interrupts the baseless argument. "Great! This is gonna be awesome!"
"So wait...what are we supposed to do? I mean, during this marriage or whatever?" Ace asks curiously.
"You guys have to meet Robin and Franky tomorrow, and they will tell you the rules," Luffy says. "They're the most married couple I know! Be here at Seven AM."
"Seems like a interesting idea," Bonney hums. "A little fan-service to the people that ship us on the web. It's bound to get lots of views!"
"And it'll be fun!" Luffy exclaims, smiling widely.
"Seems like everyone likes the idea except you, curly brow." Zoro glances at Sanji and smirks widely. "Are you gonna back out?"
Sanji glares at Zoro, but everyone knows he never backs out of a challenge when it's presented by Zoro. The two of them live to antagonize each other. "Fine, I'll do it. But there's no way I'll be moving to your shitty apartment. I don't want to get infected by toxic moss."
"Whatever. Who even wants you at my place?" Zoro snaps.
"That means you can move in with me, Vivi," Nami tells the blue-haired girl, winking.
"There's no way I'm giving up my king-sized bed or cats, so you can move in to my place," Bonney tells Ace, who simply shrugs.
"That's fine with me," he says, "is anyone else still hungry?"
Bonney and Luffy murmur in agreement as the topic comes to a close. Bonney has had a very long day and she really wants to sleep already, after eating more food of-course… maybe some pizza?
"You guys wanna grab a pizza on the way home?"
As everyone starts to stand up and head towards their cars, Bonney can't help but notice the slightly put off mood Sanji has as he walks next to her.
"Hey…" She nudges him, making him look at her and smile. "You okay?"
"Yes." Sanji sighs, "I am just not too excited about this."
To Be Continued...