Why Pluto is So Small
One day, three creatures teleported to Pluto. One came from Mars, another from Jupiter because it wanted to explore, and the third one was from Mercury to play with fire.
Pluto was an unexplored place because you would die in a day from being exposed to extreme cold, even if you are used to it. The alien from Mercury (named Bob) found the iciest part and started flooding the planet. Green plants started growing here so he had to move to not burn the planet (like what happened to Mercury).
The Jupiter alien (called Fred) wandered everywhere, and he (or it) went around the planet again and again making a map. He found out he can actually WALK on Pluto which was very different from Jupiter. In Jupiter, they put up floating roads that bonked many pedestrians on the head and the government was sued.
The Martian (name not important) got lost and fell off the planet when he was asleep and no one saw him after that.
Bob had to take his explosives and move to the other side of the planet. He went off and had come to the entrance of an icy cave. He started to work on putting dynamite, TNT, nitro, and other not very nice things like that together. He set fire to it, and well, blew Pluto to pieces. Fred didn't get to finish the map because he heard a big BOOM and was blown off the planet. Fred could only see a tiny piece of floating rock where Pluto once was before he died. That's why Pluto is so small today.