Hey, guys! I found this prank on the internet, and thought that it'd make a funny oneshot. It shows a little bit of an Emmett/Bella friendship in it. Hope you guys like it!

I don't own any of the Twilight characters or Twilight. Stephenie Meyer does. I also don't own the prank idea.

Fun On The Fly

I was at the Cullen's house, spending time with Emmett. Why? Because he was my babysitter while the others were out hunting. It would be interesting spending time with him, knowing his personality.

Just then, he walked into the room, and sat down on the sofa right next to me.

"I'm bored, Bella," he whined. Sometimes he acts like a 5-year-old!

"Well, what do you want to do?" I asked him. Bad idea, I thought, when I saw his eyes light up, and a grin appear on his face.

"Let's pull a prank!" he exclaimed.

"What kind of prank?" I asked, warily. I just hoped that it wasn't something that would involve me getting hurt in the process.

"A funny prank, duh!"

"And who are we gonna pull the prank on?" I asked. I was curious as to what his response would be.

"Edward!" I was now even more curious as to what the prank was going to be.

"And what's the prank that you're thinking of?" I asked him.

"It's called Fun on the Fly," he replied.

"What do we do? I've never heard of it," I said. He then explained the prank to me.

"What we'll do is take his underwear, and put only a few stitches at the side seams. Then neatly fold them, and place them back in his drawer. And the best part is watching him bite each pair off of the string with his teeth." I broke out into a fit of giggles. This would be a fun prank to pull.

Emmett and I were ready to begin. In my hands, I had the thread and needle. We walked into Edward's bedroom, and over to the chest that contained some of his clothes. We quickly opened the underwear drawer, and got to work.

Emmett held them as I put the necessary stitches at the side seams. Soon, we were done. I folded them up neatly, and put them back in the drawer. We closed it, before running out of the room, and going back downstairs. We decided to watch TV until the others came back from hunting.

Hours later, we heard the front door of the Cullen house open and close, before the others appeared in the doorway.

"I'm gonna go take a shower," Edward said, before heading upstairs. Emmett and I looked at each other, and broke into a fit of laughter. The others walked into the room, and looked at us confused.

"I sense a ton of amusement and happiness coming off of them," Jasper said.

"What did you two do?" Carlisle asked us.

"Oh, nothing." we replied. Soon, we heard Edward upstairs.

"WHO DID THIS?!" he screamed, obviously not amused. We all dashed upstairs, and watched in amusement as he bit the pairs of underwear off of the string with his teeth. We all let out a chuckle.

"It's not funny!" he said. "Who did this?!" Emmett and I broke out into fits of laughter, and he glared at us. "I assume that you two are the masterminds behind this prank?"

We could only nod our heads 'yes' in response, because we were laughing so hard.

"And why did you do it?" he asked.

"Just wanted to have some Fun on the Fly," we said together, before breaking out into another fit of laughter.

okay. sorry if that wasn't very good. it was my first attempt at writing a twilight fic, and it was supposed to be a humor one. and i just got the idea when i read about this prank on the internet. hope you guys liked it anyways. :)

-caitlin (softangelwings)