It had been Thors first day in school, and at the dinner table he was talking about how it was in a exited voice. "Father, today we learned the numbers and the other children were only able to count to ten, but I counted to thirty!" He said proudly. "Is it because I'm blonde?"
Odin nodded and smiled. "Yes, my son. It's because you're blonde." Thor smiled and turned to Frigga. "And mom, we were taught how to read today and I finnished the book before everybody else! Is it because I'm blonde?" Frigga smiled proudly at her son. "Yes, It's because you're blonde.
Thor smiled even wider and turned to Loki. "Brother mine, today at gymclass I saw that I had the largest penis of them all! Is it becuase I'm blonde?"
Loki looked sadly at his brother and said. "No, Thor. It's because you're twenty eight."