INTERRUPTIONS

A/N: I just decided to write this. Me and my friend assessed that L dislikes being interrupted, so I'm writing this fic just because I feel like annoying the most adorable death note character. Enjoy. No flaming, or I'll send Tobi from Naruto after you along with an apple-high Riuk.

I'll start at a point which you can understand. I was trying to speak.

"Well, I believe tha--"

"MOO!!!!!!!!!!"

Everyone in the area just stared at me, as if I were insane. Insane I may be, but not that insane.

"Light-kun," I started once more. "I think--"

"CAKE!!!!!!!!!!!"

He always knows my weakness. Crap! I hate you.

"Ryuzaki-san?" Matsuda asked me. "What is with you and yelling today?"

I gave him one of my worst glares. "It wasn't me."

So everyone shakes their heads at me. How dare they! Stupid Yagami!

So I'll try again. Right now.

"Light, I--"

"ST--"

"SHUT UP LIGHT YAGAMI AND LISTEN TO ME!!!!!!!!"

This time the room has fallen completely silent. That's good.

"I think... Ah forget it." I don't think I should say anything more.

"That's good," Light sang out proudly.

I stood up from my chair. Turning to face him, I fixed him with the blankest stare I could manage. "Pardon me?"

Shaking slightly, he bolted from the room, leaving all of us to wonder whether he had a sane shred in him.

A/N: Just had to do it to Lawliet. Sorry peoplez! I love him too, but still. He's just too adorable to go with out it.