What Now?
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Scene: Cloud Tifa And yuffie are locked in battle with a most formitable opponent....mainly nibel Wovles but thats not the point.
The Wolves howl and one of them rushes at Cloud and Bites him for a Whole 34HP!
Yuffie: ::she attacks with her Doom of The Living Killing all But One Wolf::
Cloud: Hey! Thats that Damn Wolf That Bit me!
Tifa: Cloud Dont Do it
Cloud: ummmm... Ill Do it! ::Laughs Maniacly and Summons Knights of the Round::
The Knights Appear and look around as if confused
Cloud: What? I Summoned you! kill That Little Bastard of a wolf!
Knight 1: ::turns to cloud:: Well you see, the Problem is...
Knight 5: We Think You Abuse us
Cloud: What?!
Knight 1: Well its true look ::points to the Nibel Wolf:: You summon us! For That?
Knight 3: ::walks over the the wolf and hits it for 9999HP
Knight 1: See what we mean? We are too strong for you too keep summoning because you have some sort or chemical imbalance that you have to kill everything that takes HP from you
All Knights: Yea
Knight 1: And were Sick of it!
Cloud: So what are you gonna do about it? Get Back In the damn Materia Before i Smack you!
Tifa: Cloud Dont Piss em off
yuffie is in the distance taking all the look and EXP from the battle
Knight 1: So you see we have to leave you dave
Cloud: Cloud!
Knight 1: Cloud, Right What did i say?
Knight 2: but that not the point!
Knight 1: Were outa here!
Knight 7: Yea Were going to Costa Del Sol!
All Knights: Yea!
the Knights Fly off in the direction of Costa Del Sol
Meanwhile Yuffie is is running from a chocobo because she set its tail feathers on fire
Cloud: Well what now?
Tifa: i told you!... You Baka ::hits cloud in the back of the head::
Cloud: ow, ummmm...lets go torch Cosmo canyon!
Tifa: Sounds good!
CLoud: Come on yuffie ::walks over to her mangled corpse and drags her off::
After Cloud Tifa and Whats left of Yuffie torch cosmo canyon they are in the car heading tward Gold saucer
Cloud: i still cant belive that those bastards left me
Yuffie: what happened?
Cloud: ::hits yuffie with a monkeywrench:: o no Yuffie's Dead
Tifa: whatever
Cloud: Wait! ::swerves out of the way of a purple chocobo
Cloud jumps out of the car and goes to investigat the "purple Chocobo"
Cloud: Wow! Ive Found a Purpl Chocobo!
Tifa: ::sighs and gets out of a car::
Cloud: ::hugging the "Purple Chocobo":: i love you man
Tifa: ::looking around:: Cloud!
Cloud: What Woman?
Tifa: thats not a Purple Chocobo
Cloud: huh?
Tifa: Its a Rock!
Cloud: What?!
Tifa: Have you been Drinking Lighter Fluid Again?
Cloud: Quit Sassin' Me Woman!
Tifa Brings cloud back too the car and they continue to drive along
Tifa: Cloud! you missed the turn!
Cloud: Watch this
Cloud Floors the car and goes flying head on into a canyon. the car toes a few flips before coming too a rest on the bottom of the canyon
Cloud: are you alright Tifa?
Tifa: unnggggg....i need a doctor
Cloud: hold on
The screen blacks out and they are in a store
Cloud: ::staring at a Light:: Did that light just flicker?
Tifa: where are we?
Cloud: Shhhh Did it just do it again? look at it without blinking
After the Scene in the store which made no sence they all are in the highwind
Cloud: ::staring at the wrench that killed yuffie:: what this wrench for?
Tifa: you were fixing a pipe, it had a leak
Cloud: oh yea, then i got that idea to kill those damn wolves!
Tifa: yea
Cloud: I Got It!
Tifa: Huh?
Cloud: Break all the Pipes For more good idead!
Cloud then gets up and uses the wrnch to break all the pipes
Cloud: Dive Dive! Suck on the pipes!!!
Yuffie: uhhhhh....My head...
Cloud:: hits her Repeatedly with the wrench::
Tifa: ::Walks out and stands on the Controll Panel:: dont step on the floor...
Cid: What the !#%$%
Cloud: hey Cid... Ciiiiid.... Ciiiiiiiiddddd
Cid: i feel funny
Cloud: Lets go outside
Cloud Tifa and cid are ouside
Cloud: ........
Tifa: ........
Cid: ..........
Tifa: ::cough::
Cid: Sssshhhhhh
Cloud: Lets go back inside
Back in the highwind
Cloud: ::singing:: Whoa! HEY! Dont Touch Me!. Dont Touch ME!
tifa is passed out in the chocobo stable and cid heard about the Purple chocobo From Cloud and is hell bent on Finding it
Cloud: Everything i say and do should be recorded by Cameras ::Cloud Throws Yuffies Corpse atCid when he walked by::
Cid: #$$!#$@#@^@#@#$!#$#!!!!
Cloud: im gonna watch TV
Cloud continued to watch Blood Dumpster on the Tv for a few hours. After a while Knight 1 Walked in
Cloud: Well Well Well, Look who's back
Knight 1: well i suppose your better than what happened to the rest of the knights
Cloud: What happened?
Knight 1: well, knights 2-5 joined the Mafia and were Killed in a Car accident 6,7and 8 became columbian druglord and are now in jail for a long time, and the rest work a McDonnalds
Cloud: uhhh-huh
Knight 1: yep
Cloud: ......
Knight 1: Sooo, What have you been Doing?
Cloud: i forgot.....
Disclaimer: I Own Nothing, All Hail Squaresoft
Scene: Cloud Tifa And yuffie are locked in battle with a most formitable opponent....mainly nibel Wovles but thats not the point.
The Wolves howl and one of them rushes at Cloud and Bites him for a Whole 34HP!
Yuffie: ::she attacks with her Doom of The Living Killing all But One Wolf::
Cloud: Hey! Thats that Damn Wolf That Bit me!
Tifa: Cloud Dont Do it
Cloud: ummmm... Ill Do it! ::Laughs Maniacly and Summons Knights of the Round::
The Knights Appear and look around as if confused
Cloud: What? I Summoned you! kill That Little Bastard of a wolf!
Knight 1: ::turns to cloud:: Well you see, the Problem is...
Knight 5: We Think You Abuse us
Cloud: What?!
Knight 1: Well its true look ::points to the Nibel Wolf:: You summon us! For That?
Knight 3: ::walks over the the wolf and hits it for 9999HP
Knight 1: See what we mean? We are too strong for you too keep summoning because you have some sort or chemical imbalance that you have to kill everything that takes HP from you
All Knights: Yea
Knight 1: And were Sick of it!
Cloud: So what are you gonna do about it? Get Back In the damn Materia Before i Smack you!
Tifa: Cloud Dont Piss em off
yuffie is in the distance taking all the look and EXP from the battle
Knight 1: So you see we have to leave you dave
Cloud: Cloud!
Knight 1: Cloud, Right What did i say?
Knight 2: but that not the point!
Knight 1: Were outa here!
Knight 7: Yea Were going to Costa Del Sol!
All Knights: Yea!
the Knights Fly off in the direction of Costa Del Sol
Meanwhile Yuffie is is running from a chocobo because she set its tail feathers on fire
Cloud: Well what now?
Tifa: i told you!... You Baka ::hits cloud in the back of the head::
Cloud: ow, ummmm...lets go torch Cosmo canyon!
Tifa: Sounds good!
CLoud: Come on yuffie ::walks over to her mangled corpse and drags her off::
After Cloud Tifa and Whats left of Yuffie torch cosmo canyon they are in the car heading tward Gold saucer
Cloud: i still cant belive that those bastards left me
Yuffie: what happened?
Cloud: ::hits yuffie with a monkeywrench:: o no Yuffie's Dead
Tifa: whatever
Cloud: Wait! ::swerves out of the way of a purple chocobo
Cloud jumps out of the car and goes to investigat the "purple Chocobo"
Cloud: Wow! Ive Found a Purpl Chocobo!
Tifa: ::sighs and gets out of a car::
Cloud: ::hugging the "Purple Chocobo":: i love you man
Tifa: ::looking around:: Cloud!
Cloud: What Woman?
Tifa: thats not a Purple Chocobo
Cloud: huh?
Tifa: Its a Rock!
Cloud: What?!
Tifa: Have you been Drinking Lighter Fluid Again?
Cloud: Quit Sassin' Me Woman!
Tifa Brings cloud back too the car and they continue to drive along
Tifa: Cloud! you missed the turn!
Cloud: Watch this
Cloud Floors the car and goes flying head on into a canyon. the car toes a few flips before coming too a rest on the bottom of the canyon
Cloud: are you alright Tifa?
Tifa: unnggggg....i need a doctor
Cloud: hold on
The screen blacks out and they are in a store
Cloud: ::staring at a Light:: Did that light just flicker?
Tifa: where are we?
Cloud: Shhhh Did it just do it again? look at it without blinking
After the Scene in the store which made no sence they all are in the highwind
Cloud: ::staring at the wrench that killed yuffie:: what this wrench for?
Tifa: you were fixing a pipe, it had a leak
Cloud: oh yea, then i got that idea to kill those damn wolves!
Tifa: yea
Cloud: I Got It!
Tifa: Huh?
Cloud: Break all the Pipes For more good idead!
Cloud then gets up and uses the wrnch to break all the pipes
Cloud: Dive Dive! Suck on the pipes!!!
Yuffie: uhhhhh....My head...
Cloud:: hits her Repeatedly with the wrench::
Tifa: ::Walks out and stands on the Controll Panel:: dont step on the floor...
Cid: What the !#%$%
Cloud: hey Cid... Ciiiiid.... Ciiiiiiiiddddd
Cid: i feel funny
Cloud: Lets go outside
Cloud Tifa and cid are ouside
Cloud: ........
Tifa: ........
Cid: ..........
Tifa: ::cough::
Cid: Sssshhhhhh
Cloud: Lets go back inside
Back in the highwind
Cloud: ::singing:: Whoa! HEY! Dont Touch Me!. Dont Touch ME!
tifa is passed out in the chocobo stable and cid heard about the Purple chocobo From Cloud and is hell bent on Finding it
Cloud: Everything i say and do should be recorded by Cameras ::Cloud Throws Yuffies Corpse atCid when he walked by::
Cid: #$$!#$@#@^@#@#$!#$#!!!!
Cloud: im gonna watch TV
Cloud continued to watch Blood Dumpster on the Tv for a few hours. After a while Knight 1 Walked in
Cloud: Well Well Well, Look who's back
Knight 1: well i suppose your better than what happened to the rest of the knights
Cloud: What happened?
Knight 1: well, knights 2-5 joined the Mafia and were Killed in a Car accident 6,7and 8 became columbian druglord and are now in jail for a long time, and the rest work a McDonnalds
Cloud: uhhh-huh
Knight 1: yep
Cloud: ......
Knight 1: Sooo, What have you been Doing?
Cloud: i forgot.....