I do not own Spongebob nor the What What In My Butt song.
Squidward sat on his computer, surfing on the internet. "Let's see what the internet has to offer..." Squidward clicked on a link called, "Musical Experience". "That's my cup of tea!" The squid smiled. Suddenly, a video popped up and to the squid's horror, Spongebob was on that video!
"You wanna do what in my butt? You wanna do what in my butt? Let's do it in the butt, OK!" Spongebob was wearing a tank top and pink hot pants.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!" Squidward covered his eyes in horror from the frightening sight on the screen. "NO! GOOD GOD, NO!" He screamed in pure terror.
"If you want it, just give it to me. I won't bite, not that hard." Spongebob smacked his ass playfully. "If you want power, I'll give it to you. Just be gentle, I'm delicate like a flower." Spongebob trailed a rose across his chest.
"Holy cow... I NEVER KNEW SPONGEBOB HAD A GAY COUSIN!" Patrick shouted loudly. Meanwhile, Mr. Krabs dropped his jaw to the floor. "GREAT BARRIER REEF!" He grabbed his wallet and sucked onto his claw.
Sandy cringed in embarassment. "Jesus Jonnycake Q Christ, Spongebob!" She slapped her hand to her forehead. "Oh, my!" Mrs. Puff blushed. She turned off the comptuer and went out of her room.
"You wanna do what in my butt? You wanna do what in my butt? Let's do it in the butt, OK!" Spongebob began to shake his booty at the screen; the back of the hot pants reading, "What What". The three Spongebobs began to shake their butts.
Squidward began to run around the house, trying to find things to kill himself or rip his eyes out of his sockets, whichever came first. "OH, SCREW THIS!" Squidward ran full throttle at the window and jumped out, landing on his head and breaking it. His brains fell out of his head.
"Oh, baby. Give it to me..." Spongebob began to move his hips sensually. "Do it in the butt, Do it in the butt." Spongebob began to take off his hotpants...
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Spongebob woke up, screaming in horror. "Meow." Gary looked at him, worried. "Oh, Gary! I had the most awful dream! I dreamt that I was gay!" Spongebob wailed. "I can't believe I was one of those ugly-faced, pink-wearing, girly-looking, butt-shaking, hideously-deranged, fashion-senseless fairy-fuckers!" Spongebob threw himself to his pillow and cried himself to sleep. Gary just retracted into his shell and fell asleep. "Stupid ass rainbow-loving gay freaks!" Spongebob muttered in his asleep.
The end?