Hi guys. I like MLP now.
I stood before a red box approximately 2 metres tall.
"So you say that this machine will allow me to enter any fictional universe?" I said to Beeble, my inventor uncle.
"Yes, but use it wisely, this portal is a dangerous device. It has a mind of its own, is a bit of a jerk, and will send you to a nasty fanfiction universe if you're not careful."
"I reckon I'm careful enough." I jumped into the box. "To Equestria! Change me into my pony OC."
I woke up in Ponyville. I looked down, and saw pink hooves! I looked up, and my OC's mane and unicorn horn were there! I focused all of my energy on levitating a rock, and to my excitement, it moved with a hot pink aura around it! I was my OC. I saw Pinkie Pie. She said "You're new! Want a cupcake?"
My brain loaded for a couple of seconds, but then I had a vision of Beeble's warning. "This portal will send you to a nasty fanfiction universe if you're not careful."
"Can I see Rainbow Dash first?"
"Oh, she's in her cloud house."
"I learnt the cloud-walking spell."
"Oh. Um… she's sleeping?"
"Wait, why are you giving me that cupcake? Do you want me to… help you MAKE them?"
Pinkie's "how the hell do you know this" face was hilarious.
"Yes. I am psychic."
Then, to mess with her head, I said "Life is a party."
She looked extremely freaked out by then.
I jumped back into the portal box and yelled "REAL LIFE EARTH, MAKE ME HUMAN!"
But I wasn't counting on that Hammerspace links to our universe. Pinkie Pie cornered me. All I could do was...
Realise that she was harmless outside her basement. I put her in the machine and said to the machine...
"Take this evil clone to the Rainbow Factory universe.
And give her wings."
The End.