Deidara's Freakishly awesome Pizzaaa Partay
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Zoë: Hello all! Me and Em are talking on the phone, writing this we speak…well as me and Emily speak…
Emily: soooo.. I came up with the idea.. and yeah cause I'm AWSOMENESS!.. and ahh.. NO STEALING IDEAS!
Zoë: o ya.. the story no belong to us.. but to the fabulous Mashi Kishimoto (hopefully spelt right)
Zoë: And now we are writing the story, yah?
Emily: whoa Zoë's German…
Zoë: So tha story begin now, yah?
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"HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!" Emily and I screamed as loud as our vocal cords would allow.
"OMFG WHAT THE CRAP!!" Diedara screamed equally loud and fell out of bed, which was conveniently a top bunk, causing some pain.
"NASHIKI-CHAN AND EMILY-CHAN!! YAY!! THEY HAVE COME TO VISIT TOBI!!"
"0.o….." Emily and I (whoa since when do I use correct grammar?) gave an equally.. odd expression.
"cough cough Diedara let's get out of here cough cough" I coughed.
"cough cough gladly cough cough" Diedara coughed back.
"TOBI LOOK OVER THERE, IT'S A DISTRACTION!!" I pointed.
"ZOMG WHERE!?" Tobi cried as he started looking around the room, franticly.
Tobi then realized he didn't know what a distraction looked like, but by then we had already diskapered, so he would never find out.
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(on Deidara's bird)
Diedara: WHY THE CRAP DID YOU GUYS…
Zoë: hey pal I find that highly offensive, I'M NOT A DUDE!!
Deidara: well then.. BUT WHY DID YOU WAKE ME UP AT 2 IN THE MORNING?!
Emily: we've already been over this.. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!
Deidara: BUT IT'S NOT MY BIRTHDAY!!
Zoë: it is now… we've already planed a…
Emily: PIZZA PARTAY!
Deidara: but I'm allergic to pizza…
Emily: (whips out a note pad) OOOOOOOOOOOOH GOSSIP!
Deidara: it's not gossip.. it's true..
Zoë: (whips out piece of pizza and shoves it in Deidara's face, and it puffs up) Yay, cream puff Diedara… LETS EAT IT!!
Deidara: NOOOOOOO IT'S MY FACE!!
Zoë: (is running around trying to eat Diedara)
Emily: what about the pizza?
Everyone: (stops)
Zoë: but pizza has not to be arriving yet (some how magicly has a Russian outfit on)
Tasuki: (magicly appears out of nowhere) whoahh… where'd you get thar outfat comrade?
Zoë: I have my ways…
Emily: you mean internet?
Zoë: yes
Emily: (whispering into Tasuki's ear) EBay 29.95
Tasuki and Deidara: (sweatdrop)
Emily: back to the topic of pizza, where'd you get that slice Zoë?
Zoë: umm.. I found it on the ground…… all moldy and eww..
Diedara: you mean to tell me that you shoved a slice of pizza, that was a month old AND in Tobi's lunchbox into my face, and now I look like a giant cream puff?
Emily: Si senor (Emily is randomly in a poncho and sombrero, and riding a donkey)
Diedara's bird: (cracks under pressure of overly fat donkey that Emily is riding)
Emily: opps….
Zoë: well.. I guess I learned 2 things from this experience.. I'm not the only person allergic to Tobi, and never ride and overly fat donkey on Deidara's bird.
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Author's note:
Diedara is allergic to Tobi, not pizza (for future reference)