This is my first story so be NICE! Short chapter but I wrote it in half an hour.
When I become JK Rowling I will own Harry Potter. But I haven't yet so I still don't own it.
Harry Potter and the Book of Destiny
Chapter One
'So Harry, now you have got rid of Voldemort, and effectively damaged the school, what are you going to do next?' said Hermione, glancing fondly at Draco and Ron.
'Well I thought I'd get me a date with an angel' said Harry, winking at Hermione. Hermione blushed.
'But ye cannot Potter' said McGonagall, limping up to Ron, Harry, Hermione and Draco with a pimped out walking stick.
'Why the hell can't he, you old hag!' said Draco. He was feeling very fondly of Harry and Hermione, although he still didn't like the ginger speckled Ron.
'Well young Dracula, he cannae because he still has a task to do'
'WHAT?' yelled Harry, so that the whole school turned to look at him. 'I am so fed up with this magic crap! Why can't you leave me alone you bloody bastards!' He turned to face Ron.
'You can deal with this shit now Ron, let's see how YOU feel, everyone trying to kill me!'
Ron burst into tears and Hermione slapped him. The Hall cheered.
Ginny sat down next Harry. 'Harry stop being a prick and do this last thing for us all'
'LEAVE HARRY ALONE! HE CAN DO WHATEVER HE WANTS!' yelled Draco and Hermione at the same time. They both turned a deep red (I mean they blushed, not a magic spell or anything). Hermione wiped Ron's face with a napkin.
'What's the task Harry must do?'
'Well it concerns all of your futures. Ye must find the book of destiny and realise what your destinies are' said McGonagall, fiddling with her gold chain and numerous thick gold rings. She smiled, showing her three gold front teeth. 'It was with Voldemort last'
'OK so we'll go to wherever Voldemort was last and find this priceless crap' said Ron.
'But beware, there are many dangers, timorous beasties and-'
'Yeah, yeah heard it all before. We can go now!' said Harry.
'But don't you want to spend any time with me Harry?' said Ginny.
'No, I'd rather snog Hermione' said Harry. Hermione smiled and Ginny, Draco and Ron glared at her.
'Harry I'd appreciate it if you didn't hit on my girlfriend!' yelled Ron.
'And I'd like it if you appreciated me!' yelled Draco and Ginny at the same time. Harry rolled his eyes.
'Don't worry, I'm sure this Book won't be hard to find, we'll be home before tea time. We can ask Luna and the rest to help'. Harry smiled. McGonagall coughed again.
'I'm afraid its harder than that. I know ye are rife with boyish attitude and tomfoolery but I believe that the Book of Destiny is located in a most difficult place to find'
'WHERE?' the gang yelled, apart from Harry.
'Rife with boyish attitude?'
'Its located in…(pause for effect) Middle Earth!'