"LINK! LINK!" Navi cried. "Wake up!"

"... Huh? Where am I?"

"YOU'RE IN YOUR TREE HOUSE!" Navi screamed. "And you SHOULD be in Hyrule. Princess Zelda wanted to talk to you today, REMEMBER?"

"Maybe yes... Maybe no... Wait, wait... waaitt... no. YES!"

"Oh god... Just get up and start rolling to the castle, seeing as you DON'T KNOW HOW TO RUN!" Navi shouted angrily.

"Geeze... what's up with you today...? Since when have you cared so much?"

"Hey, hey." Navi said sarcastically. "Let's just get going."

Link tumbled and tumbled till his bottom was sore.

"Why can't they ever cut the grass? IT'S SO PRICKLY!" Link said rubbing his ass.

The Drawbridge fell as dawn broke. Running in Link met up with Zelda.

"Hey, you needed me?" Link questioned.

"Yeah, I need you to go to Lon Lon Ranch and get me some milk! NOT the cheap kind!"

"There's and expensive kind?"

"Please, if you don't get it soon, our kingdom is doomed! (Dun dun dun!)" Zelda pleaded.

"Yes master." Link mumbled.

Navi whispered to Link, "Don't you think she could have got a guard or something to go get the milk?"

"It's because I do it the best!" Link said arrogantly.

Link ran to Lon Lon Ranch, which took him to night and it was closed. Awww.

"I guess I'll wait till morn'" Link said.

"Since when have you talked like that...?" Navi thought for a minute. "WHEN HAVE YOU EVER TALKED?"

"Um. I don't know?" Link answered, trying to dodge the question.

"... Fair enough."

A wolfo popped up. Link crouched holding his sword up as it glowed. (You know what I'm talking about ((wink)) ) He spun around killing it. 15 damage! His magic meter went down.

"Navi, you can come out from hiding now." Link smirked.

"What are you talking about? I've been hovering right by him so you can lock on!"

"...SUUURRREEEE..."

"You know what Link? YOU CAN LEAVE!" Navi pointed her arm away, but no one could see it in the blob of light. "Crap... This is useless..."

"You're right! It's day! YAY!" Link cried like a fat girl in a chocolate factory whose mom had put her on a diet so she started eating her mattress and uh... long story. Link ran into the farm to the milk bar where he found GANON passed out.

"Hey Gannypoo! ... Gannypoo? Oh come on now! I thought we settled are differences!" Link poked him with his sword. Poke. Poke. "Uhh... OH NO! NAVI! QUICK GIVE ME MY BOTTLE WITH YOUR COUSIN IN IT!"

"Oh well. I got 12,345,671 of them." Navi handed the bottle to him as Link fed the fairy to Ganon and his hearts filled back up.

"Huh? Oh... It's you Link! ... So? How's Zelda?" Ganon questioned trying to start a conversation.

"Oh yeah! That reminds me! I need to get her... Flowers! No... That's not it..."

Navi hit Link over the head (but not very hard seeing as she's the size of a Pea) "IT'S MILK YOU IDIOT!"

"Well somebody's gwumpy..." Link said as he scratched his head where Navi had hit him. "Hey Gannypoo? Seeing as I DID save you from being imprisoned for a long time... Can I borrow some Rupees to by some milk?"

"Sure." Ganon checked his change purse. "Here!"

Link walked up to the bartender. "Yo, Barkeep. Hit me up with a large one, yo!"

Navi sighed.

"See Navi! I keep it real." Link said as he tucked the milk into his poncho... Er I mean tunic.

TBC

This is just to torture you that I put a TBC. Will Link make it back in one piece to Zelda? Will she send him on ANOTHER pointless errand? I DON'T KNOW! I haven't written it yet! That was rigid and British! (Please review!)