Ledges_Secret: Hello Everybody! After a very long time of being here with an account on I've attempted to dust off my keyboard and type out stories! Call me Norest in this fanfiction…

Chief of Heaven: Well then NOREST what have you brought me here for this time? You're going to slaughter the world with a pencil or something?

Norest: Ahahaha you're so funny, no not this time, but you're going to help me with this first chapter!

Chief of Heaven: Is that one of your three wishes? Well then I will help you just this once. Norest here does not own 07 Ghost, all rights go to the creators and this is just a fan parody so this never happened at all. Got it? Good, cause I'm not repeating myself.

Norest: Well then, LET'S BEGIN!

Prologue

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The sky was bright blue, it was a cloudless day, a perfect day to start the first competition in the 7th district church, the Zone of God.

The cart rolled over pebbles and stones.

"HALT!"

The girl looked up.

"Where are you going Miss? Especially when you are pulling the cart yourself." The advisor asked looking strangely at the girl who lugged the cart without a horse.

"Oh its nothing." The girl replied shaking her head, "I was just on my way to the church. I was requested to go there under the orders of the pope."

"The pope!?" now the guard looked shocked, "please be on your way."

He let her pass through the district dividers into district seven.

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Teito sat at the edge of the fountain as Razette frolicked in the water happily squirting anyone who seemed to walk by.

"Why the heck did the perverted had to get the message to return back to the church." He mumbled as Razette happily squirted Frau who came walking up.

"Hey brat!" the bishop smirked as he received a glare from the younger. "Guess what they called us back for?"

"Do I really have to answer that?" Teito asked as he stood up.

"Well, apparently I got my orders of smut from the office!" Frau happily exclaimed, "See look it's a limited edition!!!"

"SO THAT'S WHAT ITS FOR!?"

"Nah, I'm just kidding, well not really." Frau smiled, "Apparently the one who claims himself as the all powerful Lance invited some stranger to host some kind of event, and all bishops and bishops in training must attend even though we don't want to."

Teito twitched.

"Arara, might you be Teito Klein?"

He turned around to be faced with a girl.

The girl took off her white hood which revealed light purple hair with pink highlights and bright eyes. "My name is Norest Valen; I shall be staying here at the church for awhile, courtesy of the deceased pope."

Razette happily squirted water at her.

"Ahaha," Norest laughed as she wiped off the water from her dress. She turned to her cart, "Would you mind telling me where I could find Bishop Lance, he apparently has the info on where I would be staying."

"Aww, why don't I just show you around Norest-chan." Frau grinned.

"YOU PERVERTED BISHOP!" Teito yelled as he kicked Frau in the face and Norest staring in oblivion.

"Well then I guess I shall be on my way. I'll see you all later." She grinned and walked away with Razette imitating her face.

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Later that day

"Alright then everyone gather up!" Bishop Lance yelled as all the bishops and trainees gathered up in front of the garden. "Today is a very special occasion. We are holding a competition for the worlds "best basculus" whoever wins this event gets to keep this Kor exterminating tool!"

"Sounds fun." Labrador said softly, "I wonder what the competition is?"

"Probably something that has to do with fighting." Castor replied, "That's usually how it is when Lance holds these occasions."

"So the person who is hosting the competition is from another district, unfortunately not by me and my fortunate splendor." Lance glared off stage, "Here's the host."

Everyone stared in oblivion as the small girl walked up onto stage.

"Hello everyone, my name is Norest Valen, age 17 and I shall host this contest." She smiled politely, "I wish you luck in this event, for it is called Switch Flipped."

Everyone stared at the poor girl unanimously.

'She didn't seem to notice the stares she's getting, she's just about as air headed as Labrador.' Teito thought. He turned around to look at Frau. "You're a pedophile you know. Norest-san is 17 and I know your way- older than that."

"Shut up."

"Okay the game I am about to explain is quite simple, I shall be selecting a person with the basculus divination technique* and whoever it chooses will have to play the game. You may decline but this is the only chance you'll get." Norest grinned.

She brought out a pure white basculus.

"In order to win the game you'll have to resist the urge to flip this switch." She brought out a red switch that says danger. "If you pull the switch you are out, and that's that."

Everyone started murmuring. It sounded easy enough, who does this girl think she's kidding? They all thought to themselves.

"Oh and by the way, I will make sure you flip that switch. The problems you overcome will be so drastic and life threatening that you will pull it no matter what, now with that out of the way." She lifted her basculus.

The sound of it falling to the ground echoed throughout the district.

"Let the games begin!"

Norest: Nee? Was it good? And yes I am part of the story, because I have no other host for it so I inserted myself there…however there isn't going to be much of me since I am just extra.

Chief of Heaven: Well I think this chapter or prologue could've been worse, I'm only giving you kudos just this once. After this I'm not helping you.

Norest: I know, I know…but anyways…to my viewers, you like cookies? And I like cookies. The plot bunny is going to strangle me if you don't click that button down there…see it? You know the rate and review one –wink wink-