Complete Star Fox Randomness of DOOM!!!
It was midnight, and Fox was sleeping in his house-plane-ship-thing, or where ever the hell he lives... When suddenly, Falco burst into the room! He started burstin' out some sweet beatbox tunes. "What the jell are you doing?!" Fox screamed at the top of his lungs, causing Falco's ears to bleed. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!" Falco screamed, causing Fox's ears to bleed, too! Slippy came into the room, naked. Fox & Falco both screamed, and Slippy's ears started bleeding. Slippy started randomly peeing on everyone, and they all screamed. Wolf came into the room. "All your bases are belong to us!" he said, and then everyone screamed some more because of how cliched that was. Then, their house-plane-ship-thing crashed into the death star and they never were gay again.
the endz