Hurrah for my own fanfiction! That means no more restrictions from those other retards! Since I dislike any made up characters (Even a slight mention without a name), there will obviously be none of them here, along with any yaoi, yuri or incest (Microsoft grammar check seems to be working, it thinks I should capitalize yuri. Any guesses why, anyone?). In this fic, King and Queen are on the Russian team, to create complications and it fits pretty well. I would have used their Japanese names but I don't know all of their names in Japanese (Only Ian and the twins) so I'm using their English names (Oh joy). I like snow! Have fun!

Competition

Starting Point

Start

When looking around this freezing wilderness out in the northland of Siberia, one would only be able see the whiteness of snow covering everything in sight, large, undisturbed forests, a large cabin, seemingly too big for the surrounding area, and the Blitzkrieg Boys… with Kai. The temperature, even at nighttime, didn't seem to bug them though, as they only extra garments they wore were gloves, scarf and maybe a sweater, if at all. Why would they be here, in the vast wasteland of Russia's most northern state, and when they should be training for the four world championships?

"Well… it is a barren land covered in snow and ice. Good for Tala, but bad for Kai. It should have King and I going to the Worlds but it's not our faults Mr. Dickinson's an asshole… and let Kai be in the front lines AFTER we decided who would go. I don't think we'll be in any more BBA sponsored championships anymore… their loss." Queen explained.

Sure you were. Anyway, we doubt even they themselves know.

Siberia

"Good, no more distractions." said Queen, glad to finally be able to train away from the hustle and bustle of Moscow.

"Well, unless you find a certain blader a distraction." teased her brother, speaking loud enough for most of the other Russians to hear. They, not being able to keep a straight face, began snickering at the thoughts that came to mind.

"Well, you seem to know much. Don't tell me you have interest in him too." replied Queen sarcastically, summoning countless jeers, and roars from the others listening to this little skirmish.

While we say most of the Russian teens were deeply enthralled in this upcoming, one particular blader, no names need be given, was trying to survey the new terrain, well, until her heard the rest of his 'team' guffawing like the idiots he had newly discovered them all to be. At first, he thought it was the vodka, but now he knew that being serious was just an act put on by them when in the public eye.

"Well don't stop now, keep the entertainment coming!" yelled one.

"You got pwned!" yelled another.

"I wouldn't let her get away with that!" one could clearly hear as being Tala, seemingly the biggest moron in the group.

He walked towards the group and saying "I thought you'd all be tired of fooling around by now I guess I was wrong. Don't tell me… you've got to the vodka stash already."

"Where, where?" yelled Ian, getting the others attentions.

"You brought some? I thought we ran out." Brian thought, happy to hear that there was some vodka around this barren place.

No one noticed Queen making large snowballs nor far away from the rest of the group. "Ready!" she called out, likes an army commander counting down to the strike. Nothing more was said before the boys got slushy, icy snowballs right in their faces, except for Kai who was standing farther away than the rest of them. They had no idea about what hit them, even when they roared curses at her in Russian, since that was the only tongue they could hold when surprised. She took no time to run away like a deer in flight, as a light snow began to fall. "I own you!" she yelled behind her, taking a peak to see their dumbfounded faces. The shock didn't last long.

"Get her!" They all yelled, taking off after the lone female blader. Kai just stood and watched them go.

"Shit heads, think you can catch me when you're that far behind?" jeered Queen, laughing gleefully at the sight of the full her rightful team trying to chase her as she went into deeper snow. It wasn't really a problem for the Russian female… but not for Tala either, who took a leaping dive and pinned Queen expertly underneath him. She didn't fight back. Why didn't she fight back? Oh well, entertainment was now over, or so one would think.

"Did you really think you'd get away with that?" jeered Tala, small pieces of unmelted ice sliding down his face.

Wickedly, Queen replied, "Well, it seems not, but, maybe you should have wiped the snow off your face before you ran after me. Yet it seems you cannot even do that."

The lag of the Russian team quickly caught up, with cries of "Revenge, revenge!"

"Doom is now upon you." Smiled Tala.

"Oh, joyous day." She replied, swiftly kicking of her assailant. Though everyone had heard the rumors of the parts hunters being weak without their stolen parts, when one acts for the crowd one can't really tell. Kai had learned that the hard way.

"For the people!" they cried.

"Eh?" in a blink of an eye, Queen was grabbed by three of her teammates, while the other looked on and snickered at what would become of her. She noticed Tala holding a large pile of snow in his hand. "What are you doing what that?" she asked, looking him straight in the eye, noticing the playful, blue fire that danced within them, then thinking 'Oh shit…'

"Don't worry, well let you do something to us after." Tala smiled with glee. Even though her brother was there, they could still be rough towards her, especially in a group.

"Sorry Queen, you get what you give." He smirked at his sister, in the clutches of his male teammates.

"Oh, but I only gave snow to your face." She replied smartly, not really thinking about how to get out of this one.

"We'll give you a nice surprise!" jeered Bryan, hoping that what he was about to witness would make his day; or the rest of it anyhow. With that Tala took the snow he held so dearly in is hand, and put it so dearly down Queen's front, a lot of it.

Shock. Shock and the feeling of wet ice sliding down her warm skin, then nothing. "OH MY FUCKING GOD! WHY IN THE BLOODY HELLS DID YOU DO THAT?" yelled Queen at the top of her lungs, loud enough even for the distant Kai to hear the curse, as the boys let go of their thrashing captive and moved to a safe, well not that safe, distance.

"Err… don't worry… we said we'd let you do something to us…" Ian said, a little frightened about what might happen to HIM.

She looked at him, dancing embers in her eyes, "Hahaha, don't worry midget you'll all get what's coming to you. If you run away I'll chase you. If you fight I'll restrain you. Don't worry, it's not going to kill you." This wouldn't be good for the rest of them. They knew they couldn't get away, they didn't even try to get away, but they knew it would be fun. She walked towards Bryan, taking a heap of snow at the base of his feet, then stuffing it down his pants. No, not his pants, but further in, like, his boxers, right in the proximity of his…

He had an odd look on his face, which had just turned pale. She, smiling innocently. He, trying to hold in what could come out as a scream, but then came out as a stream of heavy curses.

"Damn you bitch!" Bryan snarled, but Queen quickly turned her back to him.

"Don't we know it." She faced the rest of the group. "Now let's see what we have here. You are all going to get the same treatment as this dear boy. You are to have a contest." An evil smirk spread across her face as she shook the snow out of her shirt, now soaking wet. "You will see how long you can stay with this," she bent down and picked up some snow by her feet, "keeping your dicks on ice. Taking in mind when who started when, though."

"Shit…" king muttered, not even he would be spared.

One by one the group of Russian imbeciles got snow shoved down their fronts, with nothing they could do about it but yelp and curse and hiss at the cold. After the last one, Tala, who did a nice little dance for all to see, like when he gets hit in the crotch, she quickly laughed like the evil bitch she so readily took the place of and walked away in the direction they all came from. The direction that Kai was watching them from.

Back with Kai

Kai could still here the boys whooping and hollering while trying to keep themselves calm enough to beat each other in their little… game. 'What fools…' he thought, seeing a very cheerful Queen walking his way.

"It seems you always try to keep yourself away from the trouble. Why is that?" she asked him, a hint of curiosity in her voice.

"Well, you of all people should no the answer to that." He grunted back, thinking of how big a fool she might really be. 'That's what you get for working with people like Boris and Gideon. Wouldn't she had to of wanted to work with Gideon?' he came back to when Queen snapped her fingers in front of his face.

Queen started to speak, "You know, you're not much different, but, ah… never mind." but trailed off. Then she got an idea, 'Can't spare the last one, cant we?' and pushed Kai forcefully to the ground.

"What the…" He gave her the evil eye, but couldn't push her off.

"I have something to say to you." Queen smiled at him. "We are in the middle of nowhere, around nothing but snow and trees and the wilderness, but we are alone." Kai showed a puzzled look on his face. "The only thing that falls is the snow; the only things that talk are the wind and the wolves." He did not notice her hands moving closer to his waist. "One more thing…" She took a large amount of snow in her right hand, decided that his pants were not accessible to her, then quickly drove it up his shirt without a hitch. "You serve the same punishment as them! Never listen to me when you think it's not a good idea. Look where it's gotten you into now." She smirked at him, noticing the furious look on his face, watching his body not responding to his will, then ran into the large house they were renting for the time being. Looking once behind her, she yelled, "Too bad!" and laughed.

Kai saw red. 'Goddamn bitch!' he quickly got up and ran after her, trying to keep her in sight even though he was further behind than he realized. The snow was deep enough to slow him down even further… he did not like this, no, not at all. Then he lost sight of Queen. The house was big enough for them all to have their own rooms, too big to find one person in it. He didn't pay attention to their squabbling when they chose their rooms – so he didn't have a clue where she could be, but he was sure no one either than Queen and himself were inside. Good for the walking-in-on-someone factor. He stopped for a quick breather and to think where his… Queen… could be hiding.

Queen's Room

Queen wasn't hiding, not at all. She went straight to her room to shed her cold, wet clothes and take a nice, warm shower. The clothes would be hard to take off since they were plastered onto her skin, but she was still having difficult taking off her boots and outerwear. She lay on the bed, trying to take the boots off, straining with effort. 'Man they're on tight!' As the second boot finally slid off, of course with a slight effort, a less aggravated Kai popped through the door. Queen lay spread out on the bed, throwing her boot near him, the unwanted visitor. She wouldn't be able to take a shower anytime soon with him in the room. His clothes told all, he must have been too mad to take the snow out of his shirt. A puddle was already forming. He stood there, staring her down.

"You're making a mess. Just take your clothes off and let them dry off." She didn't even bother looking at him.

"What?" Kai growled.

"I don't want you to damage the wood floors, take off your clothes and dry them off. The leave, I have better things to do than tell you what you're just ignoring." She lay there, a non-stirring figure.

"Stupidity for all to go around" Kai retorted, then the full impact of what she said took effect. "I'm not going to take my clothes off here." He sneered back.

"You fool, don't take them off here! Go back to your own room and strip there! Do I have to treat you like a child?" Queen sat up, a disgusted look on her face. "If you can think enough to get your ass up here you should be able to think about where to strip yourself good and proper!" She lay back down again. "Just go. Be gone. Act like an idiot AROUND other idiots."

"I'm not as stupid as you think I am. One really would think about your true intentions. You say one thing, while mean another, or think others than yourself will think of something else." He glared at her.

"I beg to differ. I'm not willing to continue this conversation any longer, and yes, you do not know what I want. If you're so hung up on it then think about it then come back when you think you've got it." With that she rolled over onto her stomach, and Kai silently walked out of the room. 'God knows if he'd even figure it out; no one else has, not even my brother. Stupid men, though I wonder why I feel something for him. Wonder what it could be.'

Both hadn't realized how similar they were, but they are sure to find out.

End

You thought I was gong to make the team rape Queen didn't you? Aww, that's too bad. I did forget to say that I'd put no rape also, and angst. Also, they were not going to have sex in this chapter, and why would I make them? All that writing for nothingness… it felt good, as random as saying "Vive la France!" when you don't know anything about France (Or hate it. I don't, unlike some people). Oh well, cant be helped.