Sage plus Jinchuriki equals Family!

by kyokunkunoichi

The sage of the six paths was known as a god, but not even his rinnegan would prepare him for the stress and missadventures of adopting the 9 jinchuuriki, will he be able to cure Naruto's ramen obsession? Will he convince Gaara that the trashcan isn't the dinner table? Will the Juubi ever stop laughing his/her immortal self at the sage's luck? (Perhaps rewriting in progress)

1. Chapter 1

The 4 elemental nations were in peace that day, there weren't wars, fights, and everything was peaceful…

"By my own name! Gaara get out of the trash can! Yugito get off the curtains! Naruto drop that ramen and get all those foxes out of the house! And Fu by my name stop getting insects inside the house!"… Or maybe not

The house of Rikudo Sennin, the Sage of the Six Paths, and a sacred place apart from the mortals… was a complete chaos.

Fu, the Nanabi no Jinchuriki started to get a jungle of insects inside the house in a non-stop way; Gaara, the Ichibi no Jinchuriki, refused to drop his journey for food in the local trash-cans; Utakata and Yagura, the Rokubi and Sanbi no Jinchuriki specifically, were yet to return from their bath and Rikudo plainly believed that they had flooded it… again; Naruto, the Kyubi no Jinchuriki, apparently was lost in the mountains as he followed a couple of foxes and the sage just hoped that another family of foxes didn't try to adopt him again due to Kurama's influence; Roshi, the Yonbi no Jinchuriki, was in the top of a tree sharing fruit with some monkeys that he found with help of Son Goku; Killer B wrote his rap frenetically, still traumatized from the time when Yugito brought takoyaki as dinner; and Han… the Kokuou no Jinchuriki was still throwing fishes and other sea food at his dolphin friend in the little lake he found as he swam with him in an effort to get the dolphin to reveal him the secrets of swimming.

Rikudo cursed at the Jyuubi inside him 'Couldn't you help me a little? Shukaku, Matatabi, Isobu, Son Goku, Kokuou, Saiken, Choumei, Gyuuki and Kurama are YOUR children for my sake!' yelled mentally the sage as Jyuubi simply laughed 'Yeah but Naruto, Gaara, Han, Fu, Roshi, B, Yagura and Yugito are YOUR children, you're god! Deal with it!' said the demon lord with a mocking laugh as Rikudo dropped the conversation muttering about smart-asses demon gods and having tons of kids 'Collect and raise all the Jinchuriki they said… it'll be fun they said…' the sage cursed with all his might at the idiot that could have ever thought of the headache bringer of idea.

"RIKUDO-OTOU-SAN! WE'RE HUNGRY!" yelled the 9 little voices as Rikudo cried anime tears and went back to his house

Well that was my first Naruto fic, hope you liked it and I'm planning to continue this but it's up to you, so please read and review, and if you'd like a sequel please put it in that cute little square that serves for review
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