Chapter 1 5th grade
Stan pov
Man I have been waiting for this day forever I yelled to my mom. Yes Stanley so lets get you something nice to wear she smiled, How about this nice little suit she pointed. No mom how about I wear my jacket and my hat like I do everyday I insisted. Well okay if that's what you want she left the room.
Wait I called over to her. Yes honey, what's for breakfast I asked. Well since its your first day of 5th grade I made you a surprise breakfast but since your already know she smiled.
Well lets get going I laughed. Wow really pizza for breakfast we haven't ate pizza for breakfast in years I said. Well it's not really that much a surprise but thanks mom I hugged her.
Bye mom I called out. Bye baby she said taking a picture. Oh my god I can't believe this I'm finally in 5th grade.
Kyle pov
Man where the hell is Stan I asked Kenny. How the fuck should I know I stalk girls not boys he joked. Yeah I guess I laughed sarcastically. Hey guys i turned to see Stan happier than ever.
Damn dude your really excited aren't you I asked. You bet your fucking ass I am he yelled. Well this is going to be one very good day for you I patted him on the back. Why aren't you guys as happy as me he asked confused. Well you know I- HEY YOU STUPID FAGGETS IM HERE Cartman screamed.
Oh wow we totally dint just hear you yell out loud I said. Wow whats wrong you got some Jew in your ear he laughed. That makes zero sense fat ass I replied. It does Jew maybe you need to go to the Jew doctor and get your Jews fixed hahahaha he screamed.
Kenny pov
Why are you so quiet kenny Stan asked. I don't know I sighed. Dude come on tell me he nudged my shoulder. Well I mean I'm sick of being the one no one gives a shit about I said. Come on owe do care about you stan reassured. Well that really the reason is it stan asked. Ok fine Kelly broke up with me I sighed.
Are you serious dude stan looked shocked. Yeah she said she was sad about not seeing me so she broke up with me over that I told him. Aww it's ok stan patted me on the back. How is it ok when ever stan and wendy broke up he was sad.
Honk honk the bus pulled up. As we got on kyle and cartman were arguing about not calling each other names. Same old shit I hope today things don't totally suck.
Cartman pov
SHUT UP KYLE SHUT YOUR GODDAMN MOUTH I SCREAMED. WHY DONT YOU YOUR MOUTH IS FATTER THAN YOUR BIG FAT ASS he yelled back. Ugh will somebody put this retard out of his missary I sighed. Several people laughed at this which made kyle enrage.
He ran over to me and punched me in the face. Ouch what the fuck you sneaky Jew rat I cried. Wow you two fight almost as much as my parents kenny laughed. Yeah stan agreed. You two should go to marriage counseling kenny joked again. Damn it kenny shit the hell up I yelled.
Damn it bus driver why the hell did you take like 6 years to get here I yelled at him. Hey Eric I heard a whiny little voice cry. Huh I turned to see butters. What the hell do you want pussy I asked. Um I just wanted to say h-REALLY BUTTERS YOU INTERUPTED MY THOUGHTS JUST TO SAY HELLO WHAT THE FUCK! I yelled.
Eric why are you yelling at me he mumbled. What I'm sorry I don't speak pussy I mocked him. Eric he had tears in his eyes. I'm sorry butters I just I ran away to the bathroom I can't be thinking this I just can't be this way.
Hey Mr Mackey I entered the office. Oh hey Eric just tell me what your problem is mkay he asked. Well I'm having these weird feelings about someone and I think I'm gay I admitted. Well Eric the best thing to do here is just to be honest mkay. Mkay I replied.
Hey dude whats wrong Stan asked. Um nothing I lied. Come on you went through almost the rest of the day with out insulting us our something kenny said. Well maybe I just don't want to say anything to you guys I droned. Man am I really gay I thought.
Stan pov
Hey wendy I said. Oh hey babe she kissed me on the cheek. What's going on she said oh um do you want those fries I Asked. Why so you can puke on me she joked. No why you want me to I laughed. Eww no she retorted.
Hey guys kenny said. Oh hey kenny we said in unison. Hey Red Kenny said. Sup she replied. Me and Wendy have always told kenny to ask her out but he said she wouldn't like him even though she has had a crush on him forever.
So you guys here the news Red asked. What I asked. There is a new kid coming to South Park. Who would ever come to a pissant white trash truck driving mountain town Kenny asked yeah I agreed.
Kenny pov
We all began to walk away from the table as we had to go to our lockers. wait hey Red I pulled her away form the group. Yeah she asked. Well I was wondering if you wanted to um be my girlfriend I blushed. What she looked shocked. Look Red you are the most beutiful girl I've ever met you are so unique and that's what I love about you I bit my lip. Yes I would love to she cried.
Well I am really tired I will update ASAP just need those reviews and I will make more.