Damn it! Damn it! Damn it! This idea stuck inside my head and wouldn't leave!!
Summary: Everyone! Haru is back with your favorite Haru's Haru Haru Interview: Dangerous Love!! Haru is going to ask others about their crushes!!!!! :'( And our first guest is Dino-san! (shonen-ai inside, various pairing, no like no read, no bash, no flame, deal?)
Haru quickly ran toward the stage and positioning herself on the spot, she refined her skirt and fix her hair a bit, she glanced at Reborn who's sitting comfortably on the sofa that's prepared for him. The baby nodded and leaned his back after he sipped his coffee.
"Hi everyone!!" she greeted the audience, facing the camera, " It's been a long time, but Haru is back with Haru's Haru Haru Interview: Dangerous Love!" she exclaimed happily, pointing to the board decorated with flowers and ribbons, camera clearly showing the big pink heart that decorated the background " Haru is going to ask the others about their crush, sadly, Haru wouldn't be together with Tsuna-san because….becauseee…..only dangerous couples got interviewed!" she said again, voice getting quieter in the end, and she wiped the tears forming in her eyes.
"Hey Haru, just let it go and started with the review already," Reborn said, cleaning his gun with a white handkerchief, eyes gleaming.
"Hahi! Al-alright! Haru will try her best!" she said, feelings torn between scared and excited. "Our first guest is the strong and cool Italian, Tsuna-san's sworn brother and Reborn-chan's former student!" she exclaimed, fists curled in excitement, face flushed with a wide smile on her face. "It's Dino-san! Everyone, please welcome him!" she said, and instantly the sounds of hands being clapped could be heard.
Dino walked toward the stage (tripping twice, first on the cable, next on the carpet), waving toward the audience, with a cheerful smile plastered on his face.
"Dino-san! Let's sit together with Reborn-chan okay? Haru has some questions for you!" greeted Haru when Dino's already before her. Dino nodded in agreement and both of them took their place on the sofa. Dino sits on the sofa in the middle, facing the camera directly, Haru and Reborn beside him.
"Ciaossu….here's some snack and drinks." Said Reborn right after both of them are seated. Dino could only gulped nervously when he saw the glint in his former home tutor's eyes.
"Hahi….Reborn-chan, that's so kind of you! That's right, choose what you want, Dino-san, coffee? Tea? Milk tea?" she offered to the blonde oblivious to the other's scared expression, pointing at each options while saying so.
"Coffe please, Haru-chan. And? What do you want to ask me about? Oh, thanks" he said, then took the cup that Haru offered to him and took a sip. "Haru?" he called when the girl suddenly turned away and faces the wall instead.
'Hahi! When it comes like this, should Haru drop a hint at a time? Or should Haru ask it directly, but…but then, Dino-san already gave his permission, alright!! Haru will try her best!' she thought, still facing the wall,
"Alriiiggghttt!!! First question!" she exclaimed, taking a card that's placed on the coffee table, "Hahi! I'm sure everyone would be surprised at this!" she commented and squealed, making the audience present there murmur in excitement, Reborn smirked, Dino could only eyed the card suspiciously.
"Dino-san!" the girl called, making the man almost jumped, "what do you think of these people below: Tsuna-san," she mentioned, pausing for each person's name, at this, Dino sighed in relief, "Squalo-san," he winced at this, the end of his mouth twitched, "and Hi-hi-hi-hibari-san?" she finished quite cheerfully (although still shivering, somehow saying the prefect's name always feels dangerous), at this, Dino could only stare.
'Should I answer it? Should I not? But it's just a question….it would do no harm right? Right?' was his thought right before Haru waves her hand before his face, trying to get his attention, he then laughed nervously when he saw his former home tutor glares at him with those big black eyes from his peripheral sight.
"Aa….ah, I's start with Tsuna first then," he started, smiling, "Uhm….the truth is, when I first met him, I thought he's just a good for nothing, and that reminds me of myself back then," he commented ("like you aren't right now," muttered the cursed hitman), "I grew fond of him, and I love him," he continued slowly, Haru gripped on her yellow skirt, body leaned in to hear more, "eh, as a brother I think…." He finished and laughed, Haru sighed, feelings torn between disappointment and relief, she then leaned back.
"And?" she started, when she saw Kyoko-chan holding a sign: Continue from the back stage. "How about the other two? I heard Squalo-san's your childhood friend," she said, once again finding her own enthusiasm rising.
"Eeh…..that's right…." He scratched the back of his head, and blushed slightly, still smiling, "I….well, it wouldn't be a lie if I say I loved him once……" he trailed off, loud gasps could be heard from every direction, followed by excited murmurs, "mm…. I guess it's what you would call puppy love, because the feelings decreased as the time passed, I still remember and respect him as my friend, and fellow mafia," he paused, "That time was good." He said and laughed. He took the cup in his hand and started drinking to calm his nerve.
"You must be some kind of masochist then, because from the data gathering I did, he's used to abuse and bully you around…….." commented Reborn, a laptop on the table before him, "oh, and you're still a masochist right?" he continued, smirking. At this, the bucking horse is forced to throw a bit of the liquid that one was in his mouth.
"Hahi! Then…then does that mean Dino-san is on the receiving end?" Haru asked out of curiosity, making Dino chocked in the process of swallowing the coffee, he tried to empty his mouth in preparation if something shocking is being said. "D-d-d-dino-san!! Are you ok?" Haru asked, concern coloring her words, Dino nodded after gasping for a breath, the long haired girl sighed in relief and smiled. "Alright then, how about the last person?" she then asked, smiling innocently.
"Eeeh….? Kyo-kyo-kyo-kyoya? Well…..he is….uhh…." the blonde Italian stuttered, searching for the right words, however Haru beat him first, she squealed.
"Hahiiiii!!!! This, this is it! Everyone, this is the reaction we've been waiting! See? See? The heart is shining!" she exclaimed, she stood and pointed toward the big pink heart behind them that is in fact shining brightly, Dino then noticed the bracelet-like thing that's stuck on his right hand, he stared at the baby, who replied it with big innocent eyes (saying that it's his time to sleep, Haru then told him to have a nice dream and he fell asleep on that sofa)"Dino-san's heart is thumping wildly! Hibari-san is Dino-san's dangerous love!" she commented, then shivered in fear. "B-b-b-ut…. Haru thought he really is dangerous……" she said, voice getting quieter for each word being said.
"I….uh…." he managed to say, then he laughed loudly, and rubbed the back of his neck, "I guess I really shouldn't hide it huh? I'm bad at this kind of thing……" he smiled sheepishly, "Yes, I love him," the audiences (mostly female) gasped and squealed, saying 'I knew it' to whoever cares to hear.
"Er….but I don't think he loves me back, he's so devoted in fighting that he might not even realize it." He said slowly, sadly. Haru looks at him with sympathy in her eyes. "maybe I should just…. I don't know… give up? But….." he glanced at the sleeping baby, "people know I'm bad at it, I don't easily give up." He said, smiling.
"That's right! Haru…. Haru too…..even thought it's impossible, Haru would always likes Tsuna-san, whoever is it that Tsuna-san likes, that's not a reason for Haru to stop right?" she asked the other, "after all, everyone has heart that is allowed to feel anything right? What's so bad in loving someone?" she asked again, answered by sympathy-filled murmurs from the audiences. "There's nothing wrong with loving someone!" she exclaimed loudly, she then turned to look at Dino, "that's why! Dino-san you shouldn't, mustn't give up!" she said encouragingly.
Taken aback, Dino could only stare, he then smiled at her. His eyes widen in the mixed feelings of fear and surprise. "K-Kyoya?!!" he exclaimed, standing almost automatically, making the poor girl before him jumped. Sure enough, the cloud guardian is walking his way toward the stage from the entrance behind Haru, tonfas in hands, the aforementioned girl quickly stood and ran toward the edge of the stage.
Hibari Kyoya then grabbed the Cavvalone's shirt's collar and sent him to the floor in a split of second. He then raised his right hand and punched the floor right beside the blonde's head (he managed to saw it coming, thankfully). He frowned and raised his hand once again, the floor gained a crack each time Dino managed to avoid his tonfa.
"Kyoya, Kyoya, it's dangerous! Let's talk first!" he reasoned, he searched for his whip, and frowned when he saw the acrobaleno is sleeping on it.
'That was fast, when was he….' His thought stopped when he heard another crack. The Japanese yanked him up, still using his shirt's collar. From up close, he could see the teen is irritated, more than the usual.
"Tell me directly if there're things you want to say, not from some kind of fcked up television program," he whispered in his ear, "or I'll bite you to death." He finished, and as if adding more pressure to his word, he bit the older one's ear lobe hardly. He then released his grip and let the other's head fell with a loud thump.
"Ow!….but, Kyoya….." the blonde began, and was cut off because the younger one started aiming his tonfas toward his face. "W-wait! Wait! Wait! Kyoya! It's dangerous!" he screamed and tried to reach for his whip when Reborn 'accidentaly' kicked him in his sleep.
From the side of the stage, Haru squeaked, "Hahiii!" she yelped when a piece of wood fled toward her and managed to avoid it. "Th-th-this is getting d-d-d-d-dangerous," she commented, shaking, "Thanks for your attention, bye-bye! See you again in Haru's Haru Haru Interview: Dangerous Love! The next guest will be Yamamoto-san!! We're also accepting request and e-mail, send your critics and question here!" she said, pointing at the hollow space before her, knowing that an e-mail address would appear on tv. "Hahiii!!!" she cried when a cup fled pass her and hit the wall, "S-see you again!!!" she waved and ran quickly.