To start off I do not own Gundam Wing or any of that stuff, so don't sue me. This is my first fic, so don't flame me, please.

Scene starts off on the Peacemillion with all of the Gundam pilots, Howard, and Sally Po.

Heero: I'm leaving now. I'm going to fight Zechs.

Quatre: Why do you have to fight Zechs? We-

Trowa: Shouldn't be fighting?

Quatre: Yah...how did you know?

Trowa: Just call it a lucky guess, Quatre...

Duo: So, why are you going to fight Zechs? Hey, do you think my hair looks good like
this? Duo comes out with pink ribbons in his hair

Wufei: Ataka wa baka desuyo...

Heero: Hai soo desu. Anyway, I have to go fight Epyon with Zero.

Trowa: Hey Heero, didn't you have Epyon before you had Wing Zero?

Heero: Yah...what's your point?

Trowa: Why'd you give it up? I mean, they have the same system, plus Epyon has that cool whip.

Heero: sighing Because Wing Zero has the big gun, and you know what the ladies think about Gundams with big guns...

Quatre: Heero, you wear spandex, we all know that it's small

Heero: pulls out a gun Omae o korosu...

Quatre: sweatdrop hehehe...I was just joking, Heero...

Heero: I'm leaving. Goodbye.

Wufei: Weak Gundam pilot...

Heero: Oh, yah, Wufei? I pissed on Nataku.

Wufei: NANI?!?!?!?! INJUSTICE!!!

Heero: laughs evilly then leaves

Wufei: Grr...it's okay, Nataku...I'll get him for you...

Quatre: We shouldn't-

Everyone: SHUT UP QUATRE!!!

Quatre: sweatdrop

Duo: Man, Quatre, you seriously suck...

Quatre: Nani desuka?! That's it! I'm tired of being nice!!!

Trowa: Quatre, don't throw away your kindness...it is so valuable...

Duo: Are you serious?!

Trowa: No, I just say that to get him to shut up...

Duo: Oh...

Quatre: I'm gone! Screw you guys, I'm going home! jumps in Sandrock

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Will Quatre make it home? Will Duo get his hair straight? Will Wufei clean the piss off of Altron? Find out in part 2!!!