Inspired by "What should it be" by Wintergirl113.


"So, have you thought about what you want your son's name to be?"

"We already had one with R for Ron, so now we need an H, don't we?"

"We don't need an H starting name."

"Of course we do. H starting names are the best type of names."

"Well, do you have any ideas?"

"I dunno, I was figuring that you would come up with this one."

"Oh, just like how I came up with Rose?"

"Well I-yeah."

"Alright. What about Harry?"

"Bleh! No offense to my best mate, but I don't want to name my kid after him."

"Why not? Harry is a lovely name, and he's done so much for us."

"Hermione, there's a difference between liking your best mate and naming your kid after him."

"Fine! You come up with the name, then!"

"Alright, alright! How about….I dunno, Howard?"

"No."

"Henry?"

"No."

"Hermione?"

"What? That'll be a horrible name for our son!"

"No, it wasn't a suggestion, I'm just trying to tell you something."

"Spit it out then."

"How about Hugo?"

"…"

"Well?"

"I rather like it."

"You do?"

"Yes, it sounds rather brilliant, and it's a bit uncommon, but not as uncommon as "Hermione", of course."

"So Hugo then?"

"Hugo is fine."

"Brilliant."

"Now go change Rose's diaper."

"What? How did this conversation turn into me changing my daughter's diaper?"

"Easy. Babies poop. They need to get their diapers changed. Now go."

"Fine."

"Love you."

"Love you more, love."


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