Dedicated to Meghan

Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha and never will.

Chapter One

Confusing People Sitting in Trees

"Sit!" Inside, despite the harsh tone of voice, Kagome was actually quite depressed. She always hated having these fights with Inuyasha, but this time he had gone too far. Accusing HER of dating Koga when just yesterday he was making out with Kikyo! Well, that had just done it for Kagome.

"You have to decide who you want to be with, Inuyasha! You can't have me an' Kikyo! Make up yer mind!" she shouted. She registered the look on his face. Guilt and sadness. He opened his mouth to say something, but before he could Kagome burst into tears. She misunderstood his look to mean he had already chosen Kikyo.

"I understand. Good bye forever Inuyasha." Behind the tree nearby, silently watching was Sesshomaru, his fists clenched.

"How can that bastard do this to her? He has the honor of her love and he throws it away for a dead woman!" Kagome stormed off towards the well as Sesshomaru jumped out to yell at his incompetent little brother.

"Idiot! Go after her!" Inuyasha, who was planning on doing this anyway looked up, completely startled. Assuming her was in for a fight Inuyasha drew Tetseiga. Then what his half brother had said sunk in.

"Since when do you care? Go away!"

"Not till I see you go after her. I wanted her, but she want5s you, isn't it obvious?" Inuyasha tried and failed to contain his laughter.

"YOU love KAGOME?" hahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahaha! Sesshomaru glared so fiercely that Inuyasha shut up quickly. Sesshy pointed and Inuyasha went, walking like a beaten dog with his tail between his legs. Now it was Sesshy's turn to barely contain his giggles. (I'm not kidding, this guy sounds like a girl when he laughs.) Behind another tree Rin sighs in longing.

"Oh, Fluffy-sama, you are sooooo sexy… Why don't you love me? Because I'm 5 years old? You want a mature woman? I will kill Kagome!" Behind HER, in another tree, Kikyo also sighed.

"Just because I'm dead Inuyasha doesn't love me. He is going after that girl. Why won't he come to Hell with me? I am going to kill Kagome for ruining my plot!" Naraku, standing behind Kikyo muttered,

"I'm going to kill Inuyasha, Kikyo, and Kagome." "And maybe Inuyasha's brother too…" he added as an afterthought. Behind Naraku stood Koga, Ayame, and Kagura.

Koga wanted to kill Inuyasha and the other girls wanted to kill Kagome.

Well, this really wasn't looking to good for the poor innocent lovers huh? SO, when Kagome arrived at the well there were a bunch of girls who were angry at her for stealing their men. And Naraku. Back with Inuyasha there were some guys who wanted to kill him. And Naraku( no one's sure if Naraku is a girl or a boy.)

Kicking, punching, screaming, running away, and a couple cans of whoopass later, Everyone was either unconscious or had run away(Naraku), except for Inuyasha, Kagome, Sango, Miroku, and Shippo. The latter three had been amused spectators. Kagome jumped into the well and Inuyasha followed.