1 dy a sooper manly man was in a frrst n hs name was JUSTIN BEAVER and he saw a tree and thought it was a normal one so he ingnreod it. He said "lol stupd tree" but then he noticed that the tree actually had swag. Justin sed "tree u hav swag and i didn't notise" sed justin brinber5. The tree simmpkly said "it's ok justin but you won't be able to have secs now lol.
CHPTR 2
justin wanted to so he asked really nicely and the tree sed no so he went hom. Tree was in his bedroom on his be and sed "Justin u hav swag but u insulted me do mnow you need to pay lol" Jusrin sed "ok lol what I have lots of swag and therefore money". Tree sed "some prople want more then just money"
CHPTR 3
tree tried to rape justin but justin said no and did it himself and then JESUS came in and did jesus stuff and asked justin jesus questions then went and while he was distracted tree stryed to rape justin but justin decided to say why not do this civilised and the had a threesommme and it was do cool.
CHPT 4
Then justin went and said jesus look over then when he was looking away they both went and illed him and they had a lovely relationship then with justin and swag tree.
THEEEE END lol!