A/N: So this is another story I'm going to write. It's Rade, one of the most adorable ships ever to me. Anyways, on to the story.

Jade's POV:

Beck has a new girlfriend. I can't believe it. I'm really upset. I mean, I know we broke up, but I never thought this would happen. I hate him. And the little blonde tramp he's making out with in the hallway right now. I'm never speaking to him again. Ever.

I need revenge. Really good revenge. I know! I'll get a fake new boyfriend and he'll get upset. I know I need to get a real new one and move on from Beck but until I find one that I actually want to go out with, I'm stuck with a fake one. Of course he won't know it's fake though. He may be suspicious, about me wanting a new boyfriend right when Beck gets a new girlfriend, but I don't really care.

I have no idea who will be my fake boy- friend. I scan the hallways. I see David… no… Chester… still no…. Sinjin… hell no!... Andre… possibly but he'll know right away what I'm doing and Beck probably would too… Robbie… Hmm… Maybe. He's a nerd. He'll be easy to get. It may ruin my reputation but if anyone says anything, they won't be able to say anything else for a while anyways. I guess it's worth a try.

His locker's right next to mine so I'll be able to grab my stuff and ask him out- no- demand him to go out with me at the same time. I know he's crushing on Cat right now but she's totally clueless. I know Robbie will be suspicious too but he's easier to convince that Andre or the other guys. I head over to my locker.

I spin the combination and the locker opens. Robbie's getting his open too. I get my stuff and slam the locker door shut. Robbie jumps. He's not carrying around Rex. Good. Now that stupid puppet can't make any dumb remarks. Robbie's so much better without it.

"Soo… Robbie." I say sneakily with a smile on my face.

"Hey Jade," He says. He doesen't seem too scared, which I don't know if it's a good or bad sign. He grabs a water bottle from his locker. Why would he keep water bottles in his locker?

"So I was wondering… If you wanted to go out tonight." I said.

Robbie started choking on the water he had in his mouth. He eventually stopped, looked around, and squeaked "Me? You- want to go out- with me?"

"Yes Shapiro! What's so hard to understand about that?" I asked demandingly.

"Um- um," he stuttered out nervously.

"Never mind." I said, walking away. I knew what would come next.

"Wait!" Robbie shouted, chasing after me. I stopped. "Yes- as long as it's not a joke or a prank or you're going to kill me, than yes! I would love to!"

I knew it.

And I love it.

"It's not a prank and I'm not going to kill you, Robbie." I said, rolling my eyes.

"So it's a joke?" He asked.

Oh my God. Is he serious? "NO!" I shouted.

"OK! Great! When and where?" He asked a bit too enthusiastically.

"I already told you it was tonight! How about Nozu's at 7:00?" I asked. I knew Beck and the blonde would be there. I overheard them talking about it.

"P.M.?" He asked.

"YES!" I shouted.

"OK!" He said. "I'll pick you up!"

"Fine!" I said. The bell rang and I evil- smiled. My plan was working. I had a fake- date with Robbie Shapiro.