Warning: capable of scarring people emotionally. ;D

"Get out of my way, Henry!" I shouted, pushing my best friend out of my path.

"Dude, what the heck?" Henry questioned, tilting his head curiously as I bounced up and down.

I muttered to myself, using all my will power to keep my insides inside.

"Gotta pee, gotta pee, gotta pee,"

Taking agonizingly slow and careful steps, I made my way to the upstairs bathroom as quickly as I could… which wasn't quick at all.

Henry lifted a brow, "Just float up there, dude."

My eyes lit up, "Light bulb," I cried, before smacking myself in the forehead, "Of course! I'm a vampire, Henry!"

Henry shook his head in disappointment, "No, Vlad, really?"

I nodded vigorously as I started to concentrate on not spilling my bladder and lifting my body in the air at the same time, "Crap, this is hard."

"That's what she said," Henry shouted from where he now stood in the kitchen, eating Nelly's food.

"Shut up," I muttered, "I can't do this!"

I heard Henry sigh from the kitchen and he approached me with an empty bottle, "Piss in this, then."

He snorted after the comment, "I made a poem!"

I shook my head, "You're a genius, Henry. And there's no way I'd ever pee in a bottle!"

He shook his head, "Fine, Mr. Sarcasm. Just sit down here and pee all over the floor while I take my bottle elsewhere, for better uses than being your pee holder."

Lifting his nose into the air, Henry started to stalk off slowly, glancing behind himself every few seconds, waiting to see if I'd change my mind.

Groaning, I held my hand out, "Gimme the bottle, Henry."

Grinning victoriously, he threw me the bottle and turned around quickly, "I won't look."

Sighing, I pointed to the living room, "Wait for me there."

He skipped towards the living room while I unzipped my pants and released my full bladder into the bottle, "Ahhh," I sighed.

I zipped myself back up and capped the bottle, throwing it into the trashcan in the kitchen. I washed my hands in the sink, minding the dirty dishes, and went to the living room to join Henry on the couch.

"You peed in the bottle?"

"Yeah, what else could I do! You said that Nelly was in the other bathroom doing her makeup for the date with Otis, so,"

Henry interrupted, "Nelly got out of the downstairs bathroom, like, ten minutes ago, dude."

My face must have flushed a furious red colour, because I felt heat hit my cheeks, "What?"
Henry nodded, grinning, "I wanted to see if you would actually go in the bottle!"

My eye was twitching and my mouth was unable to form words, my fury and embarrassment clouding my thoughts, "You, you-"

"Rock? I know."

"Henry!"

He stood, backing up towards the front door, "I heard my mom!" he stammered, laughing nervously as I approached him at a menacing pace, "Gotta go!"

With that, he bounded out the front door.

I swatted my forehead again and turned back to the living room, only to find Nelly looking all fixed up for her date, "Vladimir,"

"Yeah?"

"Why did I just see a bottle of what looked like pee in the trash can?"

I slapped my forehead again. I was almost positive I would have a large mark there by that night, "Henry," I growled.

HELLOOOOO.

My first comedy! Ahhhh I know it was totally random, and kind of stupid, but whatever! This was totally based on something that happened THIS AFTERNOON to my friends Jay and Jon. Lol.

Sorry if this disturbed or totally freaked out anyone in anyway, so… yeah! I LOVE YOU GUYS. Don't forget to review and tell me whether or not you laughed at this or went to bed with bottle pee nightmares!