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Red letters mean that Jesus is talking
DISCLAIMER: I don't own anything in this story! That means that all Final Fantasy stuff is SQUARE's, The Wizard of Oz is MGM's, and George Washington is the property of American History class. Ha-ha! You can't sue me!
**I've decided to write another fic based on what would happen if you would put all of the characters from Final Fantasies VII through X together in a single room. If this is all too familiar, it's because this came to me so easily that someone else MUST have already done it before. Also, in this one, I'm being a little more serious, following the character's personalities, and have somewhat of a storyline. Okay. Enough stalling, I present:**
FINAL FANTASY ODD
*As the story begins, we see Tifa sitting on a bed in Cloud's villa in Costa del Sol*
*Cloud comes into the bedroom*
Tifa: Cloud, you look upset. What's up?
Cloud: I was checking my mail and this fell out of one of the advertisements. *Hands Tifa a letter in a scarlet envelope*
Tifa: *Reading letter* You have been invited to an exclusive party at the Gold Saucer. Be present Tuesday evening, sharp. You may bring seven friends. *Looks up at Cloud* That doesn't sound all so bad.
Cloud: I know, but I just get an eerie feeling, like when you know someone's gonna pull your pants down, but not where.
Tifa: What are you talking about, Cloud?
Cloud: I just don't know...
Tifa: Well, I'm going! If you wanna stay here, then... then... then stay!
Cloud: Okay. At least I'm gonna get to keep my pants.
Tifa: Sure. *Gets up and leaves*
*The scene changes to Squall and Rinoa in Squall's dorm at Balamb Garden*
Rinoa: Squall?
Squall: What?
Rinoa: Why are you always quiet and creepy?
Squall: Whatever.
Rinoa: You're always like that! Lighten up!
*Selphie walks into the room*
Selphie: Hey, guys! Squall, I'm gonna use your computer.
Squall: Whatever.
Selphie: *Logs on to Squall's internet*
Computer: You've got mail!
Selphie: Mail! I'm checking it for you. *Clicks on the mail icon and begins to read* You have been invited to an exclusive party at Fisherman's Horizon. Be present Tuesday evening, sharp. You may bring seven friends. *Stops reading* That sounds fun! Why don't we go?
Rinoa: Yeah! And maybe this'll give Squall a chance to act like a normal human being. What do you say, Squall?
Squall: Whatever.
*Now we see Dagger checking the mail at the castle in Alexandria*
Dagger: Junk. Junk. Garbage. Crap. Fanmail. Fanmail. Fanmail. Huh? What's this scarlet one doing in here? *She opens it up and sees the all-too- familiar letter. Reading it to herself, she goes to Ashley's Bar to tell Zidane about it*
Zidane: I say we go for it! It'll be the best adventure that we've had since the whole Kuja thing! Anyway, it's just a party at Lindblum.
Dagger: I guess so. But I just get this eerie feeling about the whole thing...
*Vivi walks into the bar looking for Zidane*
Vivi: Zidane! There you are! I was-
Zidane: Hey, Vivi, wanna go to a party? Maybe we can find you a girl!
Vivi: Sure!
Zidane: Then it's settled. We're gonna have the time of our lives! Tell Rusty to hurry if he's coming! *Walks out of the room, patting Vivi's hat on the way*
*Tidus is now shown, coming out of the Blitzball Dome in Luca. Wakka and the other Aurochs are sitting in the locker room waiting for him*
Wakka: Wow, man, Tidus sure is late, ya?
Aurochs: Ya!
*Tidus comes into the room*
Tidus: Sorry I took so long. I... uh, got something to show ya', Wakka.
Wakka: Lemme see it!
Tidus: Alright, here, let me get it.
*Just as Tidus reaches into his pocket, Yuna, Lulu, Kimahri, Rikku come into the room. Yuna is the first to speak up*
Yuna: Tidus, you are hiding something from us. What is it?
Kimahri: How Yuna do that? Always, Yuna know what Yellow Hair say. Kimahri not know.
Yuna: If you shut up and sit real nice, Kimahri, not only will I give you a doggie treat, but I will also tell you, when the time comes, that is.
Kimahri: ...
Yuna: Now, Tidus, tell me. I can see it in your eyes. It is a letter, but there is no address.
Tidus: Whoa! Right on!
Lulu: May we see it?
Tidus: Sure, here ya' go.
Lulu: *Reads the letter*
*Silence*
*Silence*
*Silence*
*Silence*
*Silence*
Wakka: Hey, Tidus, Rikku! One of you should be encouraging us to go right about now, ya?
Rikku: 'Kay, I'll do it! Ahem! Why don't we go?
Tidus: Yeah, this'll be a great relaxer!
*They leave and head towards Besaid, where the note said to go*
What will happen next? Find out in the second chapter:
Portals and Sociopaths or The Party's On!
*Asterisks announce that an action is taking place*
Red letters mean that Jesus is talking
DISCLAIMER: I don't own anything in this story! That means that all Final Fantasy stuff is SQUARE's, The Wizard of Oz is MGM's, and George Washington is the property of American History class. Ha-ha! You can't sue me!
**I've decided to write another fic based on what would happen if you would put all of the characters from Final Fantasies VII through X together in a single room. If this is all too familiar, it's because this came to me so easily that someone else MUST have already done it before. Also, in this one, I'm being a little more serious, following the character's personalities, and have somewhat of a storyline. Okay. Enough stalling, I present:**
FINAL FANTASY ODD
*As the story begins, we see Tifa sitting on a bed in Cloud's villa in Costa del Sol*
*Cloud comes into the bedroom*
Tifa: Cloud, you look upset. What's up?
Cloud: I was checking my mail and this fell out of one of the advertisements. *Hands Tifa a letter in a scarlet envelope*
Tifa: *Reading letter* You have been invited to an exclusive party at the Gold Saucer. Be present Tuesday evening, sharp. You may bring seven friends. *Looks up at Cloud* That doesn't sound all so bad.
Cloud: I know, but I just get an eerie feeling, like when you know someone's gonna pull your pants down, but not where.
Tifa: What are you talking about, Cloud?
Cloud: I just don't know...
Tifa: Well, I'm going! If you wanna stay here, then... then... then stay!
Cloud: Okay. At least I'm gonna get to keep my pants.
Tifa: Sure. *Gets up and leaves*
*The scene changes to Squall and Rinoa in Squall's dorm at Balamb Garden*
Rinoa: Squall?
Squall: What?
Rinoa: Why are you always quiet and creepy?
Squall: Whatever.
Rinoa: You're always like that! Lighten up!
*Selphie walks into the room*
Selphie: Hey, guys! Squall, I'm gonna use your computer.
Squall: Whatever.
Selphie: *Logs on to Squall's internet*
Computer: You've got mail!
Selphie: Mail! I'm checking it for you. *Clicks on the mail icon and begins to read* You have been invited to an exclusive party at Fisherman's Horizon. Be present Tuesday evening, sharp. You may bring seven friends. *Stops reading* That sounds fun! Why don't we go?
Rinoa: Yeah! And maybe this'll give Squall a chance to act like a normal human being. What do you say, Squall?
Squall: Whatever.
*Now we see Dagger checking the mail at the castle in Alexandria*
Dagger: Junk. Junk. Garbage. Crap. Fanmail. Fanmail. Fanmail. Huh? What's this scarlet one doing in here? *She opens it up and sees the all-too- familiar letter. Reading it to herself, she goes to Ashley's Bar to tell Zidane about it*
Zidane: I say we go for it! It'll be the best adventure that we've had since the whole Kuja thing! Anyway, it's just a party at Lindblum.
Dagger: I guess so. But I just get this eerie feeling about the whole thing...
*Vivi walks into the bar looking for Zidane*
Vivi: Zidane! There you are! I was-
Zidane: Hey, Vivi, wanna go to a party? Maybe we can find you a girl!
Vivi: Sure!
Zidane: Then it's settled. We're gonna have the time of our lives! Tell Rusty to hurry if he's coming! *Walks out of the room, patting Vivi's hat on the way*
*Tidus is now shown, coming out of the Blitzball Dome in Luca. Wakka and the other Aurochs are sitting in the locker room waiting for him*
Wakka: Wow, man, Tidus sure is late, ya?
Aurochs: Ya!
*Tidus comes into the room*
Tidus: Sorry I took so long. I... uh, got something to show ya', Wakka.
Wakka: Lemme see it!
Tidus: Alright, here, let me get it.
*Just as Tidus reaches into his pocket, Yuna, Lulu, Kimahri, Rikku come into the room. Yuna is the first to speak up*
Yuna: Tidus, you are hiding something from us. What is it?
Kimahri: How Yuna do that? Always, Yuna know what Yellow Hair say. Kimahri not know.
Yuna: If you shut up and sit real nice, Kimahri, not only will I give you a doggie treat, but I will also tell you, when the time comes, that is.
Kimahri: ...
Yuna: Now, Tidus, tell me. I can see it in your eyes. It is a letter, but there is no address.
Tidus: Whoa! Right on!
Lulu: May we see it?
Tidus: Sure, here ya' go.
Lulu: *Reads the letter*
*Silence*
*Silence*
*Silence*
*Silence*
*Silence*
Wakka: Hey, Tidus, Rikku! One of you should be encouraging us to go right about now, ya?
Rikku: 'Kay, I'll do it! Ahem! Why don't we go?
Tidus: Yeah, this'll be a great relaxer!
*They leave and head towards Besaid, where the note said to go*
What will happen next? Find out in the second chapter:
Portals and Sociopaths or The Party's On!