Hey! This fanfic is dedicated to my friend Yunata and the others who liked Sasu/Saku and the ones who reviewed my other fanfics! Love you people!

Summary: It is in Konoha High School that the super well known top model, Sasuke, will fall in love with the dangerous girl in this school because she has an over protective brother. It isn't like any other high schools because the principal is always drunk and their math teacher and janitor are the most perverted men you could find in Konoha. Being in this school is like being in "PARADISE" for the math teacher since the nurse happens to be also flirting with him. Things even happen during lunchtime, a cafeteria lady who has a crush on the science teacher who keeps on babbling all day long. Love is also involved between the French and English teachers. Oh l'amour! And don't forget about the gym teacher who forces the students to run 100 laps around the school.

Pairings: Sasuke/Sakura, Shika/Temari, Neji/Tenten, Iruka/Ayame, Kakashi/OC, Obito/Rin

Bold: Inner Sakura

Italic: Characters thought

Warning: All the characters are OC! Everyone one of them! Also in my other stories! And I don't own Naruto but I wish. Oh I make a lot of grammar mistakes!

Chapter 1: New Student and Washroom Problem

Haruno Sakura, a normal girl who attends Konoha high school along with her brother Gaara and her sister Temari. The 3 of them lost their parents in a car accident. Temari is the first born child and she's 16. She's beautiful, has a perfect body, very intelligent, impatient and she doesn't like men because long ago, one broke her delicate heart. Gaara is the second child and he's 15. He doesn't talk much, protective over his sisters, intelligent, strong and very creepy. The very last one is Sakura, she's also 15 but her brother is only a few moths older than her. She's very athletic, kind of a tomboy, impatient and strong.

The Haruno children lived alone, in their small apartment. Sakura and Temari worked in a restaurant and Gaara is a hunter who tracks down wanted criminals. He hid his true identity from everyone but Sakura, because she helps him gather information on the computer.

"Gaara-nii-san, are you ready to go now? Temari-nee-san is screaming with impatience." The girl with short pink locks entered her brother's room. She wore her uniform. The shirt was white and her skirt was blue. Sakura always wore a short under her skirt because in their school, perverts were everywhere to be found, even among the teachers.

"Yeah, tell her I'll be ready in 2 minutes." The middle child answered as he buttoned his shirt. Gaara was a red head and he was born without any eyelashes. (Scary, but he's cute)

"Okay, but please hurry up." She left the room and went to her older sister's bedroom. As she entered, Temari was trying to find her bus pass.

"Nee-san, you're so well organized." Sakura pulled the pass off Temari's bra, that was on her bed and the older Haruno blushed. Temari wore the same uniform as Sakura.

"I thought you were ready Temari." Gaara appeared behind Sakura.

"Yes, I am. Now let's go! I don't want to miss my first day of school!"

As they were in front of the school, they saw a black shiny limo and then, a tall man with raven hair stepped out of the car. He was very handsome and attracting. His cold onyx eyes glared at them for a moment and he turned away.

"What's his problem?" Temari asked. She didn't like the guy because he looked like a playboy.

"I think he has problems with his eyes." Gaara answered.

"Sakura-chan!" a Chinese girl with her hair tied up to 2 buns ran to her.

"Tenten-chan, nice to see you again." Sakura smiled at her best friend. Tenten was the best female soccer player you could find in this school. She's strong, cute, nice and a great listener.

"Is that Uchiha Sasuke, the super top model? What's he doing in a school like this?" (Konoha High has a very bad reputation compared to other schools.)

"I don't know but we'll find out soon." Sakura said. Temari listened to their conversation and suddenly felt a hand on her shoulder. She turned around and her eyes met a pair of black ones.

"Shikamaru…" He was her childhood friend and the only man she trusted except her brother. He was very lazy and he doesn't care about others, but he was a good friend to Temari.

"How was your summer vacation?" Temari asked.

"Very troublesome, my little sister Ino, she dragged me everywhere."

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The bell rang and the 5 of them were still in front of the school. They all rushed to the auditorium where the entrance ceremony starts. They ran as fast as they could and when they entered the place, everyone turned to face them.

"Errr… gomen-nasai, we're late…" Tenten babbled.

"A…All of you go sit down." The principal told them. Their principal was beautiful. She had long golden hair and light brown eyes. She was only 34 years old and her breasts were pretty big. She was popular with men in this high school but something was wrong with her, she was always drunk.

"Now, I was saying before they interrupted me…" she continued her speech and drank the bottle of sake. (It's a normal habit for the student because she was always like that.)

"Uchiha Sasuke, the model and the son of the president, will be joining us this year. He decided to attend this school because our school is sooooo AMAZING!" now, she was having hiccups and she started to dance on the stage.

"Tsunade-sama!" the principal's assistant, Shizune went to catch her before she tripped.

"Damn, she's drunk AGAIN!" the woman with black hair and eyes screamed.

"I'll continue the speech." Sasuke told Shizune and she nodded. The top model stepped on the stage and every girl in the room yelled his name, besides Sakura, Tenten and Temari.

"Like the drunken principal said, I'll be joining you guys in this school…" he stopped as the girls screamed louder than earlier.

"I'm not here because your school is amazing but I'm here to inspect it, to see if this school is good enough for students to come. If my inspection doesn't go well, this school will disappear." As he finished his sentence, the girls stopped cheering for him and everyone stared at him.

"Have a nice year." Sasuke left the stage.

"That rich bastard! Like hell I would let him eliminate our school!" Temari punched the tree in the back of the school.

"If his inspection doesn't go well, we'll have to change school and that means that…"

"You'll probably never see Neji again." Sakura finished Tenten's sentence. The Chinese girl started to sob and the youngest Haruno comforted her. Tenten was in love with Neji, the smartest guy in this school. He had helped Tenten in her classes and taught her stuff she didn't know. He wasn't a talkative person but he was kind to her.

"We must convince him that our school is well enough for others to come and stay." Shikamaru said.

"Yeah but how?" Temari asked.

"Wait, I got an idea… how about we make him fall in love with someone in this school and then, he won't eliminate our school because the one he loves, will convince him not to." Shikamaru smiled and everyone agreed.

"But who?" Gaara asked.

"Let's start with the fan girls who adore him so much." The lazy one had a grin on his face.

Shikamaru and Temari went to their class. Gaara, Sakura and Tenten were in the same class, so they went to their class together. Sakura sat close to the window and her brother was in front of her. Behind her, was Tenten and on the right side of Sakura's best friend was Hyuuga Neji. The seat on the right of Sakura was empty and she wondered who could it be? The door then opened and HE came in.

"Oh, Uchiha Sasuke, please take your seat next to Haruno Sakura." The English teacher pointed Sakura and Sasuke walked to his seat. Every girl in the class didn't like Sasuke's new place. "No, everyone but him!"Sakura tried not to scream and panic. As Sasuke passed by Gaara, he noticed an evil glare coming from the Haruno boy. He ignored it and sat on his seat.

"Now, I'll start taking the presence." The teacher said. He had spiky raven hair and brown eyes. As the sensei was naming the students, Sakura poke her brother's shoulder.

"Gaara-nii-san, do I have to seat next to him during the whole year?" she asked.

"Yeah." Sakura pulled his hair and he gave an angry groan.

"Meanie!" Sakura looked at Sasuke for a while and then he turned to face her. He glared at her and she did the same thing.

"What?" she asked impolitely. "Hn, she dares speak to me that way? Does she know who I am?"

"Staring is impolite." He answered.

"Look who's talking?" she gave him an irritated tone.

"You're a pleasant one to talk with."

"And you're an unpleasant one."

"Stop flirting with my little sister." Gaara turned to face Sasuke who had a grin on his face.

"I'm not."

During the whole day, Shikamaru send fan girls to chase after Sasuke, but none of them interested him. As the last bell of school rang, Sasuke ran away from the fan girls. He didn't have time to think about which place to hide, so he entered a room without reading the sign on the door. As he entered the room, he found Sakura. She was washing her hands and her green eyes widened as she saw him in the girls washroom.

"Sasuke, what are you doing in here?" she screamed. Sasuke walked to her and put his hand on her mouth. He pulled her into the toilet with him and locked the door. "What is he doing?" Sakura tried to break free but his other hand held both of her wrists.

"Is Sasuke here?" a bunch of girls entered the washroom.

"No, he's not here." Sasuke imitated a girl's voice.

"If you see him please contact Sasuke's fan club." The fan girls left the washroom. Sasuke looked at the pink haired girl and he noticed her angry look. He removed both of his hands and she quickly backed away. She opened the door of the toilet and walked to the exit door, of the bathroom.

"I'm sorry about that. I was trying to escape from them."

"You should've told me about it, instead of grabbing me like that."

"If I've told you, you wouldn't help me."

"You're right." Sakura tried to open the door but it was lock.

"It won't open!" Sasuke pushed her aside and tried to open it.

"Shit it's locked!" he groaned.

"The stupid janitor must have locked the door without checking if someone was in here!" Sakura tried to help him open the door. "Tell me, this is not happening to me!"

Okay, there goes chapter one. How was it? If you like it, please review! The next chapter will take some time because people are waiting for me to update my second story! My big sister too, she'll kill me because I didn't update yet! XD

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