Authors Note: I don't own anything. I just wish Sheeny was thing! I'm not by any means a professional writer. I just wrote this while I should have been studying for pharmacology. So please forgive me for the grammar errors.
"No, No, No" I said as I lift the covers and reveal the naked body next to me in my bed. This body did not belong to my fiancé'. I slowly pull myself out of the bed. He grumbles but doesn't wake up. I grab some clean underwear and a bra out of my dresser. Then pull on some sleeping shorts and tank top.
I look at the sleeping man in my bed and I try not to panic. What am I going to do? What about Leonard. I love Leonard why would I do this to him? And Amy? As weird as she may be, she is my friend. She'll be heart broken.
Dr. Sheldon Cooper is naked in my bed right now. How the hell did this happen. I walk in my living room and see the empty wine bottle the half full glasses, and part of our clothes strewn on the floor.
I sit on the couch revisting last night. Sheldon was pretty upset with the University's Award Night and I was upset with Leonard because he didn't support me for wanting to try out acting again, since I now had a good stable well paying job. So Sheldon and I decided to share a Uber back to the apartment. I offered wine he accepted, we drank the whole bottle and wine obviously makes me slutty and to find out, it does the same for Sheldon. I would feel guilty that he wasted his 1st time on me…but that didn't feel like that was his first time.
Sheldon will probably freak out when he wakes up. I walk into my room and look at my alarm clock. It's 7:00am. If I wake him then he may not be too late with starting his routine. He is a creature of habit and this happening and being off schedule. God knows what that may do to him.
So I switch on the light and Sheldon groans but it doesn't wake up. So I nudge his shoulder and say, "Sheldon…Sheldon…"
He sits up and yells, "Danger, Danger." His hair is a mess, his eyes were wild, and looks around confused and up at me.
"Penny, why am I in your room?" He asked.
I bite my lip, "You don't remember?"
"I remember taking the Uber back to the apartment and us drinking wine….but everything else is kind of unclear…"
"He lifts the cover over him and peaks under, "Oh, lord. And I'm naked."
I say, "Um, I think we had a drinking game and you lost. You then passed out in my bed and I passed out on the couch."
His blues eyes looked at me inquisitively. Like he wasn't sure to believe me but just shrugged, "This is why my mother told me to stay away from alcohol and drugs."
I grab his boxers and undershirt off my floor. I then go to the living room and grab his pants and dress shirt tossing it in my room and I turn my back as he shemmys the boxers on under the sheets and pulls the undershirt over his head.
"So, when did you start wearing boxers?" I mentally hit myself. Why did I feel the need to start conversation.
Sheldon replies as if I asked about the weather, "Amy bought them for me. She said when we get married; she wants to make sure that I am able to reproduce."
I bite my lip, "Marriage? I wasn't aware that you two were thinking about it."
Sheldon says, "Well since, Leonard and you are engaged and Bernadette and Howard are married…maybe it was time for us to put some thought into it…"
Sheldon's voice was getting closer so I figure he was dress and I turn around. Sheldon says, "Penny, how come your undergarments are on the floor too?"
I say with a fake grin, "You know me. I'm messy."
Sheldon says, "I think I remember that your apartment was clean last night because I gave you a compliment. Are you sure I lost?"
I roll my eyes and grab the sleeve of shirt, leading to the door, "Sheldon you're going to have a hard time to catch up on your routine. It's 7:15am."
Sheldon says as I pull him out the door, "Do I tell Leonard that we played a stripping game?"
I swiftly turn to face him, "No. You came home with me, got drunk, passed out on my couch. That is the story for Leonard and Amy. Anybody you talk to…."
Sheldon nods, "Okay. I'm not great at lying."
I say, "Well, you don't even remember it, so technically it's not lying for you. Just don't say anything and go to your room. I'll explain."
I open the door to their apartment and silently praying that Leonard wouldn't be awake but unfortunately hr was and leaning across the bar. His eyebrow rose, amused and looked at me questionably. I reply, "Look who I found passed out on my couch?"
Leonard grins, "I was worry that he didn't come home before curfew."
Sheldon rolls his eyes, "Ha, Ha."
He then heads to the bathroom and closing the door behind him.
Leonard says, "Sorry, you had to take care of Sheldon last night."
I smile, "No, problem. It's my fault for letting him have those 2 glasses of wine." I could feel the awkward tension from our fight last night and Leonard takes a breath and says, "Look, Penny. I'm sorry about last night."
I shake my head as I cross my arms and say, "No, Leonard. It's fine…"
Leonard says, "I just don't want you to get hurt again. I know that you are a good actress but the movie business was always pigeon holing you into a blonde bimbo parts and you are more than that…."
That was sweet and I felt the guilt rising up from what I did with Sheldon last night, "Thanks. I probably overreacted. This miniseries is good and Will Wheaton is the one that told me about the part. He's our friend and he wouldn't have suggested if he thought it was a demeaning part…"
Will Wheaton was the host of the award ceremonies, since he is kind of a celebrity. He told me that his friend was a director and was doing lifetime miniseries and Will suggested me for a part. I'll go read for the part next Thursday, which it means if I got the part, I'll probably have to take a few months off of work.
Leonard says, "I know but if it is a demeaning part, then I'll go kick his ass."
I can't help but giggle.
Leonard glares at my amusement, "I mean it!"
I say, "Sure sweetie." I give him a kiss and say, "I'm going to take a shower now."
Leonard says, "Hey, can you by any chance…take Sheldon to work today."
I wanted to say no but I didn't have any reason to say no or one that I could explain to him and I sigh, "Uh sure. Why?"
Leonard says, "I have to go meet with Dr. Holms. He wants me to work with him on a study is he is doing."
I open the door and nod. "Oh, okay. Well have fun with that."
Leonard hints at the sarcasm, "Oh, you know I will."
I shut the door behind and briskly pull my door open and slamming it behind me. I then slide down the floor. Will this guilt ever go away? I screwed up, well Sheldon and I screwed up. It takes two to tango, except he doesn't remember that we did the tango and it's probably for the best. I don't know if Sheldon could handle it. It'll just be a secret that and I will bring to my death bed.
