... I can't be bothered to come up with chapter names for this one. I wrote this ages and ages ago, just never found the right time to put it up. Anyway, if you've read While I Live I Serve, you will understand this. If you haven't... who gives a shit, it's got Nnoitra in it, right? Meh, I talk too much. Enjoy.

Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach. D':

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Woke up with sand in my mouth again this morning. Also found sand in other places, but I won't get into that now. Urgh, I hate having to crash in the desert; it really bites. I would sleep in a cave or something but I really don't like sharing. The last time I did that, I awoke eye to eye with some random horny Arrancar guy. I'd rather not be in that situation again.

Brushing the sand off my body, I sighed and fell to my knees on the pale dunes. Why waste my energy? There was nothing to do anyway.

Or so I thought.

Every few days I take a long and interesting stroll around Las Noches, craving for something big to happen, just so I'll have something to do. A few weeks ago, I even had the opportunity to exchange words with an Espada. I have no idea what number he was, and I didn't get the chance to catch his name... but I must say- he was gorgeous. Matt black hair that spiked out softly at the sides and was short at the front but longer at the back. His eyes were such a sharp shade of green that they gripped your attention even if you weren't looking at him. His face seemed emotionless and calm, with a straight black line for lips and two seaweed green tear lines down his cheeks. I remember the words he spoke to me clearly.

"You... are in my way."

I practically passed out, stepping out of his way and watching him in admiration as he walked to the end of the corridor and out of sight.

Anyway, today was the day I had planned to go around Las Noches again, so I could search for that Espada and stalk him un-noticeably. However, on my way into Las Noches, I felt a strong reiatsu... that of an Espada. I crouched behind one of the balcony pillars, peeking out to see which Espada it was.

"Dondochakka? Pesche? Oh... where are you guys? I'm hungry..."

Aha. It was the third Espada, Neliel Tu Oderschvank. She was very beautiful; tall and curvy with huge breasts and long wavy green hair. I knew it was her because I had seen her before in the desert, with the Octavia Espada, Nnoitra Jiruga trailing behind her. He always had a fed up look on his face, and the only words I ever heard him say were 'bitch' and 'fuck'. I just assumed Neliel Tu was a very annoying person. That, or Nnoitra was a moany jerk.

What I saw next was probably something that no one was meant to see.

Nnoitra himself Sonidoed into view, wielding his huge crescent-shaped weapon. All I heard was 'Yo.', and then I shrank behind the pillar again, not wanting to see the rest. I sat in shock and horror as I felt Neliel's reiatsu draining away, and heard Nnoitra begin dragging her body off. There was no choice; being such a nosy Arrancar, I had to follow him and see what he was up to. Excited as I was, it was very difficult to mask my reiatsu. But I somehow managed it, on pain of death if I got caught by the overly violent Octavia.

Hiding behind another pillar, I saw a pink-haired Arrancar whom I think is a Fraccion, walk up and start talking to Nnoitra. I couldn't hear what they were talking about, but I did see Nnoitra throw Neliel's body off the side of Las Noches and into the desert of Hueco Mundo below.

Stupidly, I leant out, trying to hear more of their conversation. I tripped on the hem of my hakama and fell to the ground, losing control of my reiatsu and letting it flare out again. Clumsy twit.

Both heads turned to look at me.

"Well well well. It seems you have a little stalker, Nnoitra."