Audience Shouting: WHEEL... OF.... FORTUNE
Pat Sajak: Hello all, I am your host Pat Sajak, now let's meet our three contestants.
Pat walks over to the contestants
Pat: Our first contestant is MEGATRON. Now Megatron, I understand you are a Decepticon Warlord? Megatron: That is correct pat... BWWAHAHAHAHA! Pat: I see. Our second contestant is Grimlock. Now Grimlock, it says here that you once had an IQ of unimaginable proportions? Grimlock: Yes me Grimlock smart. Pat: Umm... Yeah. Our final contestant is Unicron, the omnivorous planet-eating transformer. Unicron: HELLO... ALEX... Pat: Actually, my name is Pat. Unicron: INFIDEL!
Unicron begins to Torture Pat with his psionic powers...
Pat: AHHH...I WILL OBEY UNICRON... Unicron: VERY WELL...
Unicron releases his psychic hold.
Pat: *Relieved* Our first puzzle is Places. Megatron, you may begin.
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Megatron spins the wheel.
Pat: $500 Megatron: V
V _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Vanna White highlights the V
Pat: Spin again, or solve. Megatron: I shall solve Pat. VECTOR SIGMA.
V E C T O R S I G M A
Pat: That is... Correct? How did you... Megatron: BWAHAHAHAHA! I have kidnapped you writers and forced them to download your answer database into my Brain!
Optimus Prime bursts out from backstage
Optimus: Megatron! This time you have gone too far! You will be stopped, no matter the cost!
Optimus tackles Megatron and they battle in the middle of the stage
Pat: Thanks to this new revelation, I am forced to disqualify Megatron. I am sorry. Megatron: (Still fighting with Optimus) What?!? I shall destroy you!!
Megatron shoots at Pat, but misses and strikes Vanna White, reducing her to ashes!
Optimus: NOOOO! I was supposed to get her number after the show! You twisted Bastard! Pat: Due to the fact that we have only two remaining contestants, we are forced to skip to the final round. The puzzle is Huge Planet Hungry Transformers
Pat spins the wheel and it lands on $100
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Pat: Unicron, You may go first. Unicron: Z. Pat: I am sorry. There is no Z. Unicron: (Screaming) BWAAAA!! Pat: Grimlock, You may try to solve. Grimlock: Okay. Me Grimlock say what is Unicron? Pat: Grimlock that is correct. How did you know? Grimlock: Me Grimlock no know any other planet eating monster than Unicron. Pat: Well it appears Grimlock is going to our bonus round. Unicron: AND YOU... ARE HEADING TO OBLIVION...
The Studio turns bright red
Pat: I WILL... OBEY... UNICRON! UNICRON WINS Unicron: THANK YOU. (Releases his hold) Grimlock: That no fair. Me Grimlock win. Pat: But Grimlock, we have some lovely parting gifts for you, such as... ANNOUNCER: Grimlock, you will receive a years supply of Energon-Eronie, the Cybertronian Treat! Grimlock: HAHA! ME GRIMLOCK LIKE!
Grimlock runs off stage!
Pat: Unicron, my master, your final puzzle will be DECEPTICON HOME BASES ON BURNT OUT WORLDS. We will give you RSTLN and E. Unicron: And I shall choose C M and A
C _ A R
Pat: Unicron. The remaining letter **Wink** **Wink** is "H". You have 15 seconds, my master. Unicron: VERY WELL.
Waits
Pat: Times up, if that's okay with you. Unicron: CLAR Pat: Oh, I'm Sorry, the correct answer was CHAR. So very close, but we have some lovely parting gifts. Unicron: (Screaming) BWAAAA!!!
Unicron's psionic hold gets stronger on Pat
Pat: THATS... ALLL... FORRR... TOONNNIITTEE... FOLKSSS...
Optimus Prime and Megatron are still battling. Optimus throws Megatron into the Monitors and the studio busts into flames.
Pat: GOOD... NIGHT...
Pat's head explodes.
THE END