The New Swinging Adventures of Spiderman
Chapter 2: There is no Chapter 1
After coming back from the dead in the awesomeness that was Chapter 1, a newly rejuvenated Spiderman decides to return to fighting crime, but now with a new sidekick.
Spiderman: I have decided to return to fighting crime, but now with a new sidekick. Everyone, put your hands together for my new sidekick, Brainboy!
Brainboy: I hate my name.
Spiderman: Shut up, there is a robbery in progress at the bank! We gotta stop it. And I need to take pictures of it!
Brainboy: Whatever.
So, our heroes were off to the bank to stop that robbery. When they arrived, Spiderman realized who the robber was!
Spiderman: I realize who the robber is! It's …
???: Yes, it is I!
Brainboy: Who are you?
???: I just told you!
Spiderman: See, his name is I. He is a giant floating eyeball who was my collage roommate! Now he's evil.
I: That's right. Now, prepare to die!
Spiderman: Ok –digs his own grave-
I: Huh?
Spiderman: -kicks dirt into I's eye- distraction!
I: MY EYE!
Spiderman: Book him boys!
Police Officer: Thanks Spiderman.
And the day was saved, thanks to Spiderman, and not Brainboy!