Rematch:
"You want a rematch?" Lauren asked in confusion.
"You heard me Zizes, you got to lucky on Valentines Day, now its time you feel the full force of Lima Height's." Santanna challenged. Both women were in a school hallway with Brittany and Puck.
"If memory serves I turned you into a human bean-bag the last time you went Lima heights on me." Lauren mocked as she pushed her glasses up the bridge of her nose.
"As I said before you got lucky. The reason I wasn't on my game was…. because-"
"She was filled with cheese." Brittany chimed.
"Yes because I was filled with… what? No I wasn't filled with cheese." Santanna turned to hiss at Brittney.
"Santanna this is so stupid." Puck said exasperated.
"Zip it Mohawk, I'm talking to your girlfriend."
"Sorry Lopez not interested c'mon Puckerman walk me to Algebra." Lauren took Pucks arm and they walked off.
"Don't you walk away from me…Zizes I'm talking to you!"
Round 1:
Lauren walked to her locker, slowly working the dial of her lock. She paused for several moments then gave a coy smile. She opened the lock then in a quick moment opened the locker then jumped out of the way. Santanna jumped out screaming thinking shed body slam Lauren…. sadly Lauren wised up to her and she fell on her face.
"Sad" Lauren said as she walked over the defeated girl.
Round 2:
Lauren was walking to Glee with Puck.
"So I really think Princess Peach is much more hotter then Princess Daisy" Puck was saying.
"How interesting." Lauren muttered as she rolled her eyes. "AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Santanna screamed as she jumped on Laurens back. Puck was surprised, mouth open agape. Lauren just stood there as if nothing was happening. "As you were saying" Lauren chimed, not paying attention to the psycho girl on her back trying to throw her on the ground. Puck stuttered at first then resumed his one sided conversation as he walked down the hall with his girlfriend and the crazy pest on her back.
Round 3:
At wrestling practice Lauren was facing someone she never met before. They kept their helmet tight over there face with a…Bandanna covering their face. Lauren then smirked when she saw the manicured nails.
"So what's your name new guy?" The Diva asked.
"Uh…uh Steve yah that's right Steve." Lauren laughed on the inside. That was the worst male voice imitation she ever heard. When coach blew the whistle, Santanna charged at Lauren. Lauren let out her battle cry as she grabbed disguised Santanna and body slammed her. She then lifted the smaller girl wants again and slammed her three more times. Santanna was on her back. Lauren looked down at her and said "It evolved from sad all the way to pathetic" then she walked away.
"I…. haven't…begun…to fight" Santanna threatened in an exhausted moan.
Final round:
Everyone was in Glee except Santanna. It was then Santanna came in, warring a makeshift gladiator costume made of pillows and an umpire facemask.
"This girl has lost her fricken mind," Lauren muttered to Mercedes. Lauren got up and walked over to her wannabe foe.
"Santanna if you have any self respect…. left. Please stop this insane urge to defeat me." Lauren Pleaded.
"Scared Zizes?" Santanna laughed. All Lauren did was take one finger and poked Santannas face mask. The smaller girl fell. Santanna looked like a turtle laying on it shell kicking and clawing at the air. "I WANT A REMATCH," she screamed.