Episode 79: Smash Wrecked (SEASON 6 PREMIERE)
Summary: The Smashers aboard the cruise ship at San Diego when Capt Falcon wins tickets for it. But things goes wrong when the ship gets wrecked.
Production code: 601
Rated TV-14-DV
The Smashers are watching Falcon's video tape.
"Hello, my name's Captain Falcon from F-Zero," he said. "Before I live in Smash City, I often go to cruise ship, Please let me and my friends go to a cruise ship. Please, if we just give it chance, thank you..."
"Wow, Falcon, you did wanted to go on a cruise," said Master Hand.
"Yeah, so we can have fun. I hasn't been one in years," said Falcon.
They watch the last part of it.
"congratulation Falcon. You and your friends have been selected to go a cruise," said the show host.
"Good, good for you," said Mario. "Cause I can't wait till we cruise."
"What day and time is the cruise?" asked Link.
"Oh, I didn't realize: IT'S TODAY! We gotta hurry. We have to get there in time. Not like last time..." said Falcon.
Flashback of Falcon and the Smashers arriving to the cruise late.
"Come on, we have to go to the cruise. Aw, darn it!" said Falcon.
"Sorry, you're too late," said the captain.
"Curse you!" yelled Falcon.
Present time.
"OK, let's go," said Master Hand.
"Wait, but the cruise is at San Diego," said San Diego.
"That's means we gotta go on a bus," said Mario.
Later...
"Falcon, this is exciting! I can't for it," said Samus.
"Yep, me too," replied Falcon.
"Almost there. Only 4 and a half miles to the cruise, people." said Master Hand.
The Smashers cheered.
"Oh boy! This cruise will be fun!" said Ness.
"Yeah, and do Hide and Seek while we're there," said Lucas.
"Hey Ganon, what do you got there?" asked Bowser.
"I called it the Remove Device," said Ganon.
"It looks cool. What does it do?" asked Wario.
"It allows the device to get rid of anything I hate." Said Ganon. "Fore example, my friend Robert's friendship with Bill. Horrible friendship."
He uses the device. Cuts to Hyrule.
"Robert, this is the best lunch ever," said Bill.
"I agreed, Bill. Let's hope this friendship never ends," said Robert
Then the device of Ganon came through them.
"THIS FRIENDSHIP IS OVER!" yelled Bill.
"YEAH! Go have sex with your girl friend, you bastard! Don't ever talk to me again!" yelled Robert.
"FINE, NOT UNTIL I DIE!" yelled Bill.
"Yeah, and get outta forever! Thanks god!" said Robert, he became depressed. "Now I miss Ganon."
Back at the bus.
"We're here at the cruise, Smashers," said Master Hand.
"You filled a minutes filler scene for that. Damn people," said Falcon.
"For those you don't know, we're here in time," said Master Hand.
"YAY!" said the Smashers.
"The big moment is coming," said Ness.
"But let's not create a disaster. Like last time," said Popo.
Flashback where the Smashers were flooded on their last cruise.
"ENOUGH OF THE DAMN FILLER! Let's go already!" said Falcon.
"Hey, Falcon, how's my old friend doing?" asked Captain McKenna.
"Hey, Capt. Bill McKenna. I'm going good. I hasn't seen you in ages. You all remember him, huh?" said Falcon.
The Smashers replied "Yes."
"Well, we're gonna go to the cruise already. Are you all excited?" asked McKenna.
"YES!" they replied, excited.
"Well, be more excited! We got foods, playtime, TV, and more! The cruise had started, everyone," said McKenna.
"WHERE'S THE FOOD?" asked Kirby, drooling.
"Geez, Kirby. Why are you so excited for foods?" asked Meta Knight.
"He loves foods more than anyone in the world," said King Dedede.
"Kirby, calm down. One food at a time, please," said McKenna.
"Fine, OK, Capt McKenna. I'll go on a break," said Kirby.
"Capt McKenna, this cruise is already awesome. Thanks for the TV," said Link.
"Yeah, thanks for the playtime. I love Hide and Seek," said Nana.
"Your foods are great! I love these eggs!" said Yoshi.
"Thanks, everyone. By the way, the cruise ends on the next day," said Capt McKenna.
"You all, I found a hiding place," said Ness.
"Nice find, Ness," said Lucas.
"Uh, hey, kids. May I join you all?" asked Luigi.
"Why? You such a grow up now," said Popo.
"Well, I just wanted to play with you kids," said Luigi.
"Ok, you join us," said Ness.
"Alright, but let me tell Mario, Link, and Yoshi," said Luigi.
"Eh, Ness, this is getting awkward," said Lucas.
"Boys, let's go hide and seek with these kids," said Luigi.
"Alright, but just one more time," said Mario. "We're grow ups. We don't do baby stuffs."
Mario, Luigi, Yoshi, and Link join the kids' game.
Fox, Falco, Wolf, Samus, Pit, and Olimar are in the internet.
"Wow, this is so pointless. Justin Bieber had million fans on Facebook," said Fox.
"I know, when will bitches learn that Justin Bieber is stupid?" asked Falco.
"I hope they don't post walls about having sex with Justin Bieber," said Wolf.
"Well, they actually did, cause they hit puberty," said Pit.
"Hey, Kirby, I got something to ask you," said Samus.
"Yes, what is it, Samus?" asked Kirby.
"How much Justin Bieber haters we got?" asked Samus.
"Good news, you all. I had 4,000 fans agreeing with me!" said Kirby.
"YAY! Go Kirby! You're the man!" said Olimar.
"But the bad news is 100 sluts disagreed," said Kirby.
"Aww," groaned Samus.
"Don't worry, you all. Near the year of this year, we are putting a termination to his music," said Kirby.
The Smashers cheered.
Falcon, Peach, Zelda, Meta Knight, Dedede, and the apes are the room watching TV.
"Hey, you all. You gotta watch this show. It's SO funny!" said Diddy Kong.
"What show are you watching?" asked Meta Knight.
"We're watching Regular Show. It's funny," said Diddy Kong.
"OOOOOH! It is really funny," said Falcon.
Falcon, Meta Knight, and DDD joined the ape watching Regular Show.
The girls are doing something. It is a girl's thing.
Later...
"Wow, Regular Show is funny!" said Meta Knight.
"And it's kicked the other cartoon netowork's asses," said Dedede.
"Why?" asked Donkey Kong.
"Because Cartoon Network sucks now," said DDD.
"I can accept that why," said Meta Knight.
Later, the Smashers have some dinner. They were eating Italian foods and later they ate some dessert.
"Thanks for the food, Bill," said Capt Falcon.
"Your welcome, you all may take some of my recipe if you like," said Bill.
"Of course. Give me the lasagna and the ice cream so I had those one day," said Kirby.
"So, Bill, what do we do now?" asked Mario.
"Well, let's go hang out for awhile and then we rest for a day, shall we," said Bill.
"OK, I'll take that," said Luigi.
The Smashers has some freetime until it was midnight they went asleep at that time.
Eventually, when they were sleeping and didn't noticed, something bizarre happened.
The ship wipes out and it was turned upside down. The Smashers did not noticed this until they woke up upside down.
"Holy crap! The ship is upside down!" said Yoshi.
All of them fell down.
"Ugh...what is going on?" asked Pit.
"The ship's turned around!" said Mario.
"And it's stuck," said Luigi.
"Stuck? How do you know?" asked Link.
"I noticed the thing for the ship is stuck, that's what causing the trouble," said Luigi.
"Wonder who did this and they will be sorry," said Bill.
"I'm guessing the bad guys did this," said Link.
"Which bad guys?" asked Bill.
"I'm not sure," said Link.
"But let me know so we can kick them butts," said Bill.
"You all, what is going on? I thought we died," said Ness.
"Nothing to be scared of Ness," said Kirby. "The ship wrecked that what happened."
"Oh, thanks god we're alive. It would suck if this happened very familiar with the Titantic," said Ness.
"But it would be worse," said Popo.
"Anyways...let's search for those that sunk the ship," said Mario.
"And then let's arrest them for doing that," said Bill.
The people search for the person that sunk the ship.
It took them 3 hours by wasting their time, but they finally did it.
"And the ship wrecked is..." said Link.
"Robert?" asked Ganondorf.
"Huh?" asked Capt. Bill
Bill and Robert gasped for like 20 seconds.
"Wait, you two know each other?" asked Mario.
"Yes, this guy used to be nice at me, but he screwed my freaking life around," said Robert.
"*sighs* No, I didn't," said Bill.
"Yes, you did! You ruined my lunch," said Robert.
"Looks like I has no choice but to fight," said Bill. "People, leave us some space."
The people left as Bill and Robert have their last fight.
It took 5 minutes for the fight, but Bill beat up Robert with a huge fist. Then, he's killed.
Later, the Smashers are finally out at the ship.
"Keith Kirby here, reporting that the people that went to the ship are doing okay," said Keith.
"Robert, you'll never be missed," said Ganondorf who beat up Robert even more
As the Smashers left, credits are shown while we see a scene of Robert at Heaven.
"I thought this was hell," said Robert.
"Why? You got killed?" asked a man.
"Yeah, but it's my friend who's killed me," said Robert. "Ganon, I'm sorry!"
"Hey, shut up! Just shut up! No one cares!" said another man. "Can't you see we're having fun?"
"Alright, but I'm still hating on that dip wit for killing me. I'll get revenge on you, Ganon," said Robert.
End of story.