"Everybody get down on the ground, now!" A large man yelled, basting his shotgun into the ceiling of the bank in order to show just how serious he was. He chuckled as the occupants of the bank quickly fell to the ground, cries of panic emanating from all of them.
All except one.
"Howdy, pardaner," The one person who was courageous and brave enough to stand up to the bank robber greeted, teeth flashing in a dazzling light as they slowly drew their custom made colt single action army from its holster, twirling it around their finger as they stared down the now shivering thief. "What a seems ta be all the commotion about, eh?" she drawled out rettatic- rettarta- ratec-
"Rhetorically."
Yes, that, thanks Super Deputy! Anyways, her voice dripped with...that word, a smirk upon her lips. The big man's cheeks puffed up angrily, his chest bouncing forward like a bowl full of jelly-
"That's a terrifying image."
-As he pointed his gun at the one who dared to challenge him!
"You gon dun plum done it now, sheriff!"
"Who talks like that?"
Villains, my Super Deputy! Villains talk like that! For it is an evil and sinister way to speak!
"...Right."
Now where was I? Oh, right!
"You gon plum dun gone done it now, Sheriff!" The large man screamed, pointing his shotgun at the heroic sheriff, who stood there, still as the river-
"Aren't rivers constantly moving?"
...Still as something that never moves, the sheriff chuckled at the robber, and with a shake of her head, she asked-
"You do realize that's a single-shot shotgun, right?"
The man froze, slowly moving his eyes towards his gun, and gasped in shock! She was right! It was a single-shot shotgun! And he had foolishly fired it previously in order to scare the inhabitants of the bank!
"Oh you've got to be kidding me."
Oh, but I am not, Super Deputy! The kidding I am currently doing is non existent, that is how much I am not kidding you! The man panicked, and as quick as he could broke open his gun in order to reload! But in his haste he forgot one important thing!
The sheriff still had her gun! With a flick of her wrist and a mouth with a smirk-
"Please tell me that wasn't a poor attempt at a rhyme."
...It wasn't. She pulled the trigger of her custom made colt single action army and blasted his gun away!
"Git on da ground, pardner, 'fore I has ta hurt ya'll!"
"Please tell me you don't actually talk like that on duty."
Uh, fyi super deputy, I'm a sheriff. You do realize that's part of the job, right?
"...Whatever makes you happy."
Thank you. Now, where was I? Oh, right! With no weapon for him to use, and all will to fight having left his body, the man sobbed and fell to his knees, allowing the greatest sheriff in all the west to take him in!
"And that's how I saved the day!" Ruby finished with a flourish of her hand, sending her poker cards flying around her. "So, what do you think, Super Deputy Weiss?! Am I amazing, or am I amazing?"
"You're certainly something alright," Super Deputy Weiss replied, unable to put a stop to the smile that was beginning to surface. "That was very brave of you, Sheriff, though I have to say…" she trailed off, turning towards her head to look at the small, skinny man currently sitting in one of their cells for attempted robbery.
"I can't help but feel you exaggerated just a little bit."
"...This was, like, a year ago," Ruby said, shooting a glare at the skinny man as he opened his mouth to speak.
"Uh huh, sure," Weiss replied, not bothering to bring up the fact Ruby had only been sheriff for a week.
"Anyways!" Ruby started as she started picking her cards back up. "Now that I told you how my day went-"
"Didn't you just say this all happened a year ago?" Weiss asked.
"...How was your day?" Ruby said, eliciting a smirk from Weiss by ignoring her question.
"It was a bit boring," Weiss said with a shrug, leaning back into her chair as she shot a glare at her boss. "I was stuck in here all day because the sheriff forgot to do their paperwork for the entire week they were employed."
"Oh, uh, well that's…" Ruby trailed off, squirming under the deputy's glare, before bowing her head, quietly muttering a small string of apologies.
"Whatever, it's no big deal. Just don't put it off next time."
"Yes, Ma'am."
"And don't even think about-"
"Girls!" a small, portly man shouted out as he burst into the sheriff's office.
"...Well, I was going to say 'slacking off', but I suppose that is one and the same," Weiss muttered as the heavy set man gasped for breath.
"That's cruel. You're cruel," Ruby replied before handing a glass over to their new guest. "What can we do for you , Mr Mayor?"
"Man! Gray hair! Has gun! Threatening!" he sobbed, throwing away the glass of water and thus earning himself a glare from Weiss.
"So helpful, Mr Mayor! You want to try being a bit more speci-"
"Mercury Black of the Cinder gang is here in town and is threatening to poison the water hole?!" Ruby shouted, panic evident in her voice.
"...How did you get that from-"
"Exactly!" The Mayor confirmed, nodding his head so quickly that Weiss was sure it would fall off from his shoulders. "You two need to do something! Anything!"
"Don't worry, Mr Mayor!" Ruby said as she grabbed Crescent Rose, her custom made Lever Action Rifle that was decorated with what Weiss could only describe as crudely drawn roses. "Me and my Super Deputy-"
"My Super Deputy and I."
"Will make due haste and stop Mercury Black's nefarious plot!" And with that Ruby quickly ran out of the building, leaving both the Mayor and Weiss behind.
"Idiot," Weiss muttered as she went over to Ruby's desk and rummaged around in the drawers.
"E-excuse me, Ms. Schnee?" the Mayor called out quietly as he wiped away a bit of sweat from his brow. "But aren't you going to go with-"
"She forgot to bring ammo," Weiss interrupted as she lifted a box of Ruby's custom ammunition. "You'd think the dolt would have learned by now," she muttered with a shake of her head before grabbing her set of revolvers and four speedloaders and heading after her boss.
This was going to be one hell of a day.
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I kinda always wanted to do a RWBY wild west au, don't know what else to say.