Disclaimer: I don't own Lenore. Roman Dirge does!! I don't own Roman Dirge, but I wish I did; he's really, really hot. I love his tattoos. Anywayz, R&R- I think I did pretty well on these poems. NOOGIES!! -=Z?=-



The Girl Who Loved Animals

Once Upon A Time, In A Magical World,

There lived a blond and cute dead girl.

Her name was Lenore

Animals she did love

Kitties and hamsters were sent from above.

She's had many kitties

At least fifty-five

But every time she gets one,

They all have to die.

No, not on purpose,

She loves them too much

And hugs them so tightly,

They gasp at her touch.

Their spines will soon snap,

Their bones will be crushed,

But only 'cause Lenore

Loved them so much.