hermione pov
it all happened so fast i was sitting in potions class with professur snape, and all of a sudden he grabbed me round da waist and we apparated to a big mansion!
there was was bunch of emo looking people who looked like they shopped at hot topic way to much, then at the end of the table sat a man with no nose and looked like a snake! he was uber sexy! he pulled out his wand and ordered everyone to leave the room, he glided over to me and and said " who are you?", "i am hermione" i replied.
then this chick burst in to da room and she has lyk really weird hair, it looks like a birds nest! "my lord! im so sorry plz forgive me, i didnt mean to lose the potter boy!"
"hey i know him, he is my BFF!" i said, the snake man looked at me and said his name was lyk voldemort or sumthin and he wants to kill harry! i gasped "oh noez! ya cant kill him we are BFFS!" then voldemort stupifies da bird nest hair lady! we apparated into da bedroom and voldy took of his robes! i was like "woe man!" and said some weird words then my clothes came off! we put out thingys together. THE END!
AN: This is a joke, so please don't take this seriously! I think I lost brain cells..