Hello there readers everywhere! I have here for you all another brand new story that I decided to do for this franchise!
Now before the story starts, here are a few notices for you all to be notified for:
First of all, this is one of the few stories I'm doing that features Mandy as a major character in the story (behind Eraser [my version] and Mystery of the Stolen Locket), just so you all know.
Also, this story is categorized as a Supernatural/Humor story due to the appearances of curses and ghosts, being done in a humorous light.
Now as for the summary; After Mandy in a cruel manner, hurts Clover for the umpteenth time after hurting her so many times in the past, Mandy ends up getting cursed by 'The Curse of the Eight Spirits', which Andrew and Alex completely believe in. Once Mandy got a glowing blue green collar on her neck, she shakes it off, thinking the curse is a hoax. She then finds out that every time she says a number from 1 to 8 (Whether it's the number itself or if she says something that sounds like or remotely rhymes with perfectly with the actual number in any language at all), a spirit gets summoned from the collar and ends up getting Mandy in a deeper hole than she already is. Only way for her to break the curse is if she apologizes to Clover for hurting her.
Another thing, Robert (Boris' character) will make an appearance in order to help Clover who can't move, by carrying her and keeping her company. If you want to know what the eight ghosts are, you'll have to read for yourself. Although, all eight of them strongly resemble Andrew in a comical manner, that's the only hint I'm giving until you read the story.
One last thing, the ghosts will be named Andrew in different variations, based on what alliance they represent. Dominique and Caitlin will make an appearance too, just so it isn't a surprise.
Well I don't feel like wasting anymore of your time, so with all that said, let's start the story now! Enjoy the story everyone!
Disclaimer: Andrew and Chaosky are owned by me, as are the ghosts that appear to haunt Mandy. Robert is owned by Boris Yeltsin. All other characters belong to their rightful owners.
BEVERLY HILLS HIGH SCHOOL:
It was 3:00 in the afternoon at Beverly Hills High School, and it was about time for all the students to go home. One of the students in particular who goes by the name Mandy, was setting a line trap for Clover to trip over, being the jerk she is.
"Hehehehehehe," Mandy laughed. "Once I get that little twit Clover to trip over this trap I set, there will be no one standing in my way to make myself the best and fashionable student in the entire school!"
Mandy continued laughing until she saw Clover in the distance with her friends.
"Oh here she comes," Mandy felt it was the best time to hide while Clover was coming towards her trap.
With Clover, we see her talking to her friends, including Andrew and Chaosky, about girly stuff and such.
"So as you can see, there's no way Mandy is the most fashionable student in the school. That position belongs to me," Clover said. "Not to mention that I happen to have the coolest boyfriend who goes by the name Robert; aka Robby."
"Yeah," Andrew and Chaosky said together.
"We know that at this point Clover," Alex said.
"Don't bother talking her out of her," Sam retorted. "You know how she acts."
"Yeah, we know." Chaosky said.
"So anyway as I was saying, Mandy is nothing more but a-"
Clover didn't even get to finish as she tripped over the line that was set up as a trap for her.
"WOOOOOAAAHHHH!" Clover shouted as she then tripped and ended up falling onto the floor, her feet all crippled and such.
"Oh my god Clover are you okay!" Andrew shouted as he approached her along with the others.
"Owww…" Clover moaned. "I think my legs are broken guys…"
Robert, having saw her trip and all approached her and kneeled down to her.
"Clover mah darlin'," Robert spoke with concern. "Are y'all alright?"
"Oww… I can't move…" Clover groaned, unable to get onto her feet.
"Who would do this," Andrew wondered.
"Hahahahahaha that would be me!"
Mandy then made her appearance as she continued laughing the way she does.
"Mandy!" The gang shouted together.
"That's right," Mandy gloated. "And I just tripped Clover just to show her that I happen to be the best student in the entire school, not her!"
Mandy laughed some more as the others looked aggravated.
"Mandy, you've hurt Clover for the umpteenth time," Chaosky stated.
"Yeah so what," Mandy sassed.
"Mandy you do know what's going to happen because of your arrogance," Andrew started.
"What, the fact that I'll be the better student," Mandy wondered. "Because I already made that happen!"
"No stupid," Alex retorted, standing next to Andrew. "You've have unleashed a very dangerous curse!"
"Say what?" Mandy didn't seem taken aback.
"Mandy, you never heard of 'The Curse of the Eight Spirits'," Andrew asked her.
"What the hell is that suppose to be," Mandy snorted as Andrew and Alex were shaking in fear, believing in the curse.
"Mandy, this isn't a joke," Andrew warned her. "Because you went too far with hurting Clover, you're going to be haunted by eight spirits."
"And these eight spirits will appear every time you say a number from 1 to 8." Alex said afterwards.
"Please," Mandy waved them off. "Everyone knows curses are nonsense."
"They aren't," Andrew said.
"What's going to happen," Mandy started. "A collar comes out of nowhere and attaches itself to my neck?"
The moment she asked that did a bright blue green light occur and ended up shining around Mandy, who was blinded by the scenery. When the light disappeared a moment later, Mandy was then shown wearing a glowing blue green collar that was on her neck.
"What the-" Mandy tried taking it off, but to no avail. "Where the hell did this come from?"
"See Mandy, we told you the curse is real," Alex pointed out.
"Please this is just a coincidence," Mandy shook it off. "Now why am I wasting with you dweebs? I'm going home now if you don't mind! Later losers!"
Mandy then left as she continued laughing at the so-called curse as Andrew and Alex were shaking their heads.
"She's doomed isn't she," Alex asked her boyfriend.
"Yeah," Andrew nodded. "Only way she can break the curse is if she apologizes to Clover with real emotions, but that'll never happen."
"I know," Alex agreed. "Good thing we aren't cursed."
"Yeah," Andrew brought Alex close. "I love you baby cakes."
"I love you too sweet cheeks."
They then started French kissing with their tongues touching and all as Clover, who was still crippled looked at Robert.
"Oooo, Robby, I can't get up," Clover groaned.
"Want me to carry you and keep ya company," Robert suggested.
"Yes, I'd love that," Clover said.
"Okay, here I go."
Robert then lifted up Clover, carrying her bridle style as he kept her close.
"I love ya darlin',"
"I love you too Robby Poo," Clover smiled. "Now please bring me home."
"Ya got it babe."
Robert then carried Clover back to her house. This got Andrew and Alex to quit kissing.
"Guess we should go home too." Andrew pointed out.
"Yeah, let's go Romeo," Alex winked at him.
"Yeah, let's go baby doll," Andrew grabbed her hand.
They then walked side by side holding hands as Chaosky and Sam were still thinking about the curse Mandy got.
"This is going to be an interesting night," Sam commented in regards to the curse Mandy caught.
"Yeah, this is going to be fun," Chaosky said eagerly. "Want me to get the popcorn Sammy?"
"That would be a great idea Chaosky."
Chaosky and Sam then walked home after the others as they were going to make some popcorn, about to enjoy the madness and chaos that Mandy will be going through tonight…
LATER THAT EVENING…
It was now 6 o'clock at night and at the house that belonged to Mandy, we see Mandy combing her hair as she kept telling herself about the fact that the curse Andrew and Alex talked about was a bunch of nonsense.
"Ah, that should do it," Mandy then looked at her collar again. "This whole curse has to be a bunch of nonsense."
It was then someone knocked at the door. It was Dominique and Caitlin who wanted to spend time with Mandy.
"Hey Mandy you in there," Dominique called out. "We are ready to hangout with you!"
"Yeah come on," Caitlin called out afterwards.
"Give me one minute!" Mandy called out.
The moment she said one did her collar start shaking.
"What's going on," Mandy wondered as a number 1 that looked like it was made of stone appeared and then grew big until a spirit was shown afterwards. In the presence of Mandy was what appeared to be a caveman, who looked a lot like Andrew, and was dressed similarly to Fred Flintstone. He was on top of a dinosaur, his pet dinosaur that was a sauropod that somehow managed to fit in Mandy's room without falling through the ceiling.
"What the-" Mandy was flabbergasted.
"Duh, hello," The caveman said as his dinosaur was panting like a dog.
It was then Caitlin and Dominique stormed into her room.
"Mandy what are you doing, we have to-" Dominique was cut short as she saw the caveman ghost with his pet dinosaur. "Oh my, who's the handsome caveman you have there Mandy?"
"I don't know, who the hell are you suppose to be," Mandy asked.
"Oh uh, missy, my name happens to be uh… Andrew, that's my name," The caveman Andrew spoke. "And this is my pet dinosaur, his name is uh… Chaosky! Yup, that's his name!"
Dominique was getting smitten by the caveman, not caring if he was a caveman as hearts were appearing in her eyes as Mandy felt this was a joke.
"Okay, this has to be a sick twisted joke," Mandy shook her head. "You're not Andrew, the loser who goes to my school!"
"No, but my name is Andrew…" The caveman stated.
The dinosaur 'Chaosky' started barking like a dog.
"He's so handsome," Dominique cooed.
"Get out of here!" Mandy demanded.
"Duh, I can't do that missy," The caveman said as 'Chaosky' started licking her like a dog.
"Ew, dinosaur saliva," Mandy groaned in disgust. "You two have got to go!"
"Awww come on, we'd make great house guests," Caveman Andrew said. "Duh, right Chaosky?"
'Chaosky' nodded yes.
"Just give us a minute to show you uh… how great we'd be as roommates…" The caveman said as Mandy looked annoyed.
ONE MINUTE LATER…
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! YOUR FILTHY DINOSAUR GOT SALIVA ALL OVER MY MAKEUP AND HE'S EATING MY DRESSES!" Mandy screamed as the dinosaur had in fact, eaten the dresses and ruin the makeup with his saliva.
"Awww, that means he likes you," The caveman said as 'Chaosky' licked Mandy some more. "See, he likes you."
Mandy, having about enough, looked at her friends Caitlin and Dominique and she then said.
"Girls, get rid of these two ghosts!"
"I'll pass Mandy," Caitlin shook her head. "I don't want to be covered in dinosaur saliva."
"I'll get rid of him," Dominique went into seductive mode. "Hey Mister caveman, how bout you give me a kiss on the lips?"
Dominique approached the caveman and puckered her lips as the caveman looked nervous.
"Duuuhhh… Chaosky let's get out of here," The caveman stuttered. "My cavewoman Alexandra is probably missing me!"
"Uh huh!" 'Chaosky' nodded.
The moment that was said did the two end up vanishing, leaving no trace of them behind as Mandy was relieved, Dominique was disappointed and Caitlin didn't know what to say.
"Now that they are gone, you girls wanna hang out," Mandy said.
"Actually, I have to take a shower now," Caitlin said. "I'll see ya later."
"And I want to get a sample of Andrew's hair and make my own clone of that wonderful hunk," Dominique said. "See ya Mandy."
They both left Mandy behind without saying another word as Mandy was all alone. Needing some time out of the house, Mandy decided it was best for her to get some fresh air so she put on her jacket and left the house, going outside where it was almost dark out…
Sometime later, it was dark out as Mandy was speaking to herself.
"Gosh, what I wouldn't do to go to the mall right about now," Mandy said. "The mall must be a good two miles away from here."
Once she said two did her collar shake again.
"Oh now what?"
A magic wand appeared as a magical dust cloud shaped like a two appeared. Once the cloud disappeared, a ghost that was a wizard appeared, and he also looked a lot like Andrew based on his appearance. He was dressed like a wizard and even had that magic wand on him and he was wearing that wizard hat too.
"Oh ho ho ho ho, well hello there missy," The wizard ghost said.
"Oh great, are you suppose to be a wizard or something," Mandy retorted.
"Why yes indeed," The wizard chuckled. "They call me Andy Wizard, and my wand works like a charm and can do anything you want to have happen."
"Oh really," Mandy retorted.
"Yes, and I can prove it too," The wizard said. "What would you like to have happen on this faithful night?"
"Well if you must know, I'd like to get to the mall, but it's a far walk," Mandy rolled her eyes, wondering why she was asking for help from a ghost. "Could you do something about it?"
"Why sure missy, one trip to the Beverly Hills Mall coming right up," The wizard got his wand ready. "Now let's see, abracado, err, abbycadoo, no aussiemahoo, uh ahem! Abracadabra! Wa-hoo!"
The wand then unleashed a magical ray onto Mandy. However instead of sending her to the mall, it turned her into a fresh steak.
"What the-!" Mandy noticed she was a steak.
"Whoops, I had the wand set to 'steak' setting again," It was then a bunch of hungry dogs came out of nowhere and approached Mandy as a steak. "Oh goodie, some doggies want to have fun with you."
"Oh crap…" Mandy uttered as the dogs then charged towards her, as they then treated her like some chew toy, being a steak and all.
"Awww, they like you missy," The wizard was touched by this sight.
"GET ME OUTTA HERE AND GET ME TO THE MALL!" Mandy demanded.
"Oh right away missy," The wizard then got his wand ready again. "Now let's go, abbycahoo, abracadoo, alexcahoo, ahem! Abracadabra!"
The wand then got activated as Mandy vanished along with the wizard, as Mandy turned back to normal, being all bruised and such from being attacked by dogs as she was right above the mall in the sky along with the wizard.
"Well missy we're here, at your mall," The wizard said.
"Yeah but we're right above the…" They then started to fall. "…BUILDING!"
They starting heading to the roof.
"Well I got you to your mall, toodaloo," The wizard said farewell. "And happy landing wa ho ho!"
The ghost then vanished as Mandy then crashed through the roof and ended up landing in the mall, all bruised still from being attacked by dogs.
"Oooo," Mandy got up and dusted herself off. "Never taking advice from a wizard again."
Mandy then started wandering the mall as she then saw nothing interesting at all.
"Oh great, there's nothing to be found here," Mandy yawned. "There is nothing here that's under three dollars!"
It was then her collar was shaking from her saying three.
"Of course…" Mandy retorted sarcastically.
It was then a number three styled in the form of bones appeared, almost as if it was from a pirate flag. Afterwards a ghost stood in place in front of Mandy, who was revealed to be none other than a pirate, who looked like a captain of a crew.
"Ahoy there lassie," The pirate said.
"Oh god," Mandy sighed. "Are you a captain or something?"
"That's right matey," The pirate said. "Thy call me Captain Drew, and I happen to be the captain of the buccaneers."
"Oh goody," Mandy rolled her eyes and attempted on walking away from the pirate. "Get away from me."
"But lassie, I can make a wonderful partner to be with you in this what you call 'mall," The captain said. "Besides, as a pirate, I demand some booty at once!"
"Really, what do I look like your parrot?" Mandy retorted in a sarcastic manner.
"No, but if I can't find booty, I'll just take someone's booty instead," Captain Drew stated.
"And who would that be," Mandy asked. "Who do you plan on stealing from?"
"That matey right thar," The pirate saw a short man and extended his hook-like arm and snatched his wallet.
"My wallet's gone," The short man spoke in a strong German accent.
"Arrrgh, here take it lassie," Captain Drew gave Mandy the wallet as the short man then looked angry.
"Hey! That's Mandy, and she took my wallet!" The man shouted. "Get her Puny!"
The man named Puny was (ironically) a big, tall and obese man who looked like he could pummel someone smaller than him.
"Abaft ye matey," The pirate took notice of the man named Puny. "Lassie I'll be taking this money of yours."
The pirate took some money out of Mandy wallets as she got furious.
"Why are you taking my money you greedy man," Mandy asked. "For your own selfish gain?"
"No no, this be for my wonderful lass of a galfriend, Alexandra," The pirate said. "I love that woman more that treasure. Now I shall leave you to play with this big guy named Puny. Meanwhile, I'm off to the pirate ship and my lassie!"
After he did a pirate laugh, he vanished without a trace as the short man with Puny still had a bone to pick with Mandy.
"She still has my wallet," The man shouted. "Get her Puny!"
Puny ended up growling as he started charging for Mandy.
"Oh crap, I'm out of here!"
Mandy then started running away with Puny and the short man chasing after her which felt like a good few minutes…
Sometime later, Mandy outran and ended up losing sight of Puny and the short man as she was now in an Elizabethan English Renaissance store with clothes and such.
"Whew, I lost those two lunatics," Mandy wiped her forehead. "What kind of store is this? Boring."
It was then she saw four familiar faces; in the form of Andrew, Alex, Chaosky and Sam as Mandy looked distasteful.
"Oh goody," Mandy retorted.
"Oh hey look who it is," Andrew noticed Mandy walking up to them. "If it isn't Miss 'I don't believe in curses' Mandy."
"Yeah if you must know, Clover is at the house with Robert," Chaosky remarked. "No thanks to you Mandy."
"Whateva, I don't care about that loser Clover, in fact why am I talking to you losers," Mandy said. "I have important things to do so I don't have time with the likes of you four losers."
When she said four, her collar started shaking again as a bunch of stars appeared shaping into the number 4.
"Here we go again," Chaosky said eating some popcorn with Sam.
A moment later, a ghost appeared, who also looked a lot like Andrew, except this time, he was an Elizabethan nobleman who was wearing the hat with the feather on top and the uniform he was wearing also fit with his style. The man started speaking in a strong English accent.
"I say, you must be the lass known as Mandy who has been cursed with the eight spirits isn't that so miss?" The nobleman asked.
"What's it to ya," Mandy snorted. "Who are you suppose to be anyway?"
"I'll have you know that I go by the title 'Sir Andrew Anderson'," The man named Sir Andrew Anderson said. "And I'll have you know that I happen to be a noble gentleman, being from the Elizabethan era and such."
"Yeah right," Mandy rolled her eyes.
"I mean look at your outfit, and your uniform," Sir Andrew spoke. "You look like a goat."
"Hey!"
"Forgive me for sounding rude," Sir Andrew apologized. "What I meant to say is you look like a jackass."
Mandy was getting offended as Andrew himself then asked.
"Had enough already Mandy?"
"Grrrr… I can't take this anymore…" Mandy growled.
"There's only one way to break the curse Mandy," Andrew stated.
"And what would that be?"
"You have to apologize to Clover for hurting her," Andrew said. "And you have to be sincere with the apology."
Mandy rolled her eyes and waved her hand off.
"Pfffftt, yeah right," Mandy snorted. "I will never apologize to that lousy woman Clover if my life depended on it!"
"My my, I say," Sir Andrew Anderson stated. "Your necklace, your makeup, your hideous mole, and your hairstyle, it looks certainly atrocious!"
"What do you mean?" Mandy warned the Elizabethan ghost.
"What I mean is that you Miss Mandy look like a witch," Sir Andrew commented. "Or in this case, you're a B-I-T-C-H!"
Mandy looked shocked at this even though it was true. It was then a bunch of angry vicious female dogs came in suddenly despite the fact that dogs were forbidden.
"Why you see, your hideous witch like appearance has caused these angry female dogs to come in here and get all grouchy at you." Sir Andrew said.
"Oh crap…" Mandy gulped.
"And it looks like the female dogs could play with someone that's just like them," Sir Andrew Anderson then said his last words. "Ta ta Miss Mandy, I'm often to see my lady Alexandra the Great."
"I thought it was Alexander the Great."
"It's the female variation," He stated. "Ta ta and enjoy missy Mandy."
The nobleman then vanished like the ghost he was as the female dogs then growled angrily as they were about to attack her.
"Okay, I'm out of here." Mandy then decided on taking off as a bunch of female dogs started chasing her like angry pack of wolves. While Sam and Chaosky were eating some more popcorn, Andrew and Alex could only stare and shake their heads as Mandy was being chased by angry female dogs.
"She'll never learn," Andrew said. "She's gonna learn the hard way."
"That she is…" Alex admitted. "At least we're safe."
"Yeah," Andrew brought Alex close. "I love you baby doll."
"I love you too Romeo."
They then started French kissing again as Sam and Chaosky kept eating popcorn as Mandy was being chased out by a pack of angry female dogs. Needless to say she was about to learn the hard way, and boy will she be in for it soon enough…
END OF PART 1…
THAT'S RIGHT, THIS STORY WILL BE IN TWO PARTS! FOR NOW THAT'S THE END OF THE FIRST PART! I'M DOING THIS TO PREVENT A LONG STORY OVER 6,000 WORDS FROM BEING CREATED LIKE 'TOO MANY CHAOSKYS' SO I'LL GET THE OTHER PART DONE NEXT TIME I'M ABLE TO WRITE AND SUCH!
I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THE OTHER FOUR GHOSTS CONSIST OF A COWBOY, AN UNDERTAKER, AN ACE PILOT, AND A ZOOT-SUITED JAZZ INSPIRED PARTY PERSON! TUNE IN NEXT TIME!
FOR NOW, PLEASE LEAVE A REVIEW ON WHAT YOU THINK OF THE STORY SO FAR AND HOW FUNNY IT IS TO BE PRECISE!
THAT BEING SAID, GOODBYE FOR NOW READERS!