Spoot: hmmmm...that's it! YOU KNOW WHAT I WANT!
Ed: NAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWW!
Spoot: YES!
CANDY!
Ed Jumped up onto the table and pointed his finger at Mustang. "I don't care! I want CANDY!" Mustang closed his book slowly, without a word. He calmly stood and began to walk away. Ed was irate. "DO YOU HEAR ME! I WANT CANDY!" He shouted again. Still Mustang continued to walk from the room, in stoic silence. "I WILL NOT BE IGNORED!" Ed screamed after him, alas his words fell on deaf ears. He fell to his knees with a whimper. His eyes teared up. "I want candy..." He whined with his bottom lip out.
Mustang found himself face to face with a BIG box. His brow twitched, and his lip got tight. He reached over, and pulled the string. Sure enough out popped Ed. "CANDY!" He hollered. Roy's eye twitched. Balloons, confetti ..and was that a mini skirt flying through the air with all the confections? His lip got tighter, and he could feel something starting to bulge from his neck. "Candy?" Ed asked, with a lip. Mustang turned on his heels, and walked away.
Riza thought she saw something crawl across the floor. She was sipping at some tea. She shot her eyes in the direction of the movement, then reached for her gun. THERE IT WAS AGAIN! She drew her gun and pointed. "DON'T SHOOT!" Ed yelled. A gun was in his face. Riza sighed, and retracted her gun, then put it away. Ed maneuvered his way so that he could stand up to face her. "So, watcha doing?" He asked. She remembered the rule quickly. "Not a damn thing." She snapped. Ed went to look around her, but she blocked him. She was eating a candy bar with her tea, and did not want to let him in on that.
"You got candy?" Ed asked. Riza spared her arms out. "Not a damn thing!" She snapped again. Ed eyed her. "Can I have a bite?" He asked. She gave him a stern look. "You know I cant do that!" She said. "Please, I'll do anything!" He said, putting on the puppy eyes. She started to look away, but found it harder and harder. Sweat began to drip from her brow. His eyes got bigger and bigger. "Pleeeeeeeaaaase?" He said, clasping his hands together. She swallowed hard and pulled on her collar.
Al looked up from his book just in time to see Ed come flying down the hall way followed by a trail of tears. He was screaming. Mustang looked up from his book as well, then over at Al. "Someone must have caved." He said in his usual stoic tone. Al looked over at him. "I have a feeling I know who it was." He said. Mustang nodded, then went back to his book. Al shook his head, then went back to his book as well. "I figured it would be easier to get him to slow down. Cavities are nothing to sneeze at." Mustang nodded.
The End
Spoot: SQUEEE! I hope you liked it!