Taking Pleasure
Taking pleasure in killing someone sounds psychopathic doesn't it, but is it really? Some would say yes others would say no. What would you say? For me, no. Let me put it this way… What if it was someone you say that you would love to kill, someone you absolutely hate? Would your conscience kick in and tell you, "You might hate that person but not enough to kill them..?" Or would it be, "If I had the chance and no possibilities that I would get caught… I think I would..?" My conscience would say, "Why the hell not?" That's why I'm considered a psycho. But no one thinks about it that way, only other convicts.
I kill people for the simple reason, I can. There's nothing stopping me. Because if you think about it this way: if you really just wanted to see the world burn and implode, and if you really wanted to cause that… nothing is stopping you. If you want to avoid the police, then you will. It's that simple really. You need to plan, but not to the point where the police do. Consider everything possible and then go for it. The thing is, some people don't want to catch you. Some of the police and citizens and anyone else do just want the world to implode so that they don't have to deal with it anymore.
But people aren't willing to admit that without a little… push. It's actually rather quite interesting what happens when you kill someone slowly. The real person comes out when they're about to die. Like for instance a mayor… If you killed that squealer slow enough, you would see that he is not fit for that position of power, because in truth he might be a pimp or a druggie or even a fake. I kill, murder, and butcher for the good of this city.
Now, we have wars and other things to fight for, what we believe in. It's not the same thing. See in a war, in theory, for different people one side is good and one side is bad. But here, I'm a bad guy because I kill, but I kill bad guys. I kill gangsters and other bad people that can't be brought to justice by the police or judges or law, but I am still considered to be a bad guy because I'm doing exactly what they are. You'd think that the majority of the people would kind of be happy.
Don't get me wrong, I love killing other people, but 'bad guys' need to die too. Because the power they get goes to their head and then there's the problem. I generally don't work for anybody but occasionally I do like to mess with some people's heads. It's just a habit really.
If the police did find me, Gotham would fall apart. The Joker is great and all… And I've actually worked for him, but since the Batman has become the center of attention for all the false murders that Harvey Two- Face committed, the Joker has kind of just disappeared. I love him, not in that respect, but he's just not the criminal anymore. I've done the liberty of deleting my file in the police computers but… Some people would want me released.
People don't think… Like the police, if they caught me there really wouldn't be anybody else to catch so they lose money. Also all the people who spend money and get money for airing adds on the TV warning them about me. TV in general has become almost all about me! It was the same for the Joker. Man, what happened to him…?
It wouldn't be much of a problem if they did catch me though. I mean even if they put me in a nice padded room in Arkham, the Joker has gotten out multiple times… Is that where he is? He would be nice company.
I think I'm gonna go kill somebody. It's been about two days since I killed someone. Oh, I remember, that beautiful screamer. That was delicious. Her scream was so… pure. Pure fear. Some people tend to scream because either reaction or they feel they need to. But I haven't heard a pure scream for a while. And her blood, it was like holding liquid rubies. It was gorgeous. I wish I had more. I saved some in a bottle like all the other victims, but she was an example of an ideal victim.
Hmmm… I should actually go stir up some trouble. *Grin* That sounds fun. Messing with people's heads is just so entertaining. I might be psychopathic but pretty much everybody is these days anyway. What to do..? Blow up a car, nah… Set someone on fire, nah… Not sinister enough. What to- oh perfect!!! Let's go kidnap someone! Then we could pop one vein at a time… And let them bleed… Slowly, slowly. Wait until they start begging.
Ooo… I gotta go find my nails. Where- there they are! *Sing Song* Let's go find a target *Sing Song*… Walking down the hall, nobody. Oh, ho. What do we have here? A young couple having some fun; no someone more pop- ular. How's about- no, I've got an idea. Let's go find something to piss off the Batman!!! That should be fun!!! Like what? ARKHAM!!! Let's go set some psychos free!!! They'll keep him busy for awhile until I find something else to do. Who should I set out first? Murdering Magee, Loco Lukas, or Killer Kayden? Murdering Magee, I think would be the best. If I do get caught, he'll be the hardest to find. He would be a good one to hire as well in the future… If he didn't get caught so much.
Hilarious. Simply hilarious. He works so hard to get these guys behind bars and what's my job? To go set them free again. Another example of what the society would lack without me. Fear, fear is what they'd be without. With nothing to fear people get careless, and we wouldn't want that now do we? Sure we've still got the Mob, but what're they doing these days that get noticed? Nothing, most of got totally destroyed by Harvey Two- Face.