Ninja Idol Chapter 1, a naruto fanfic

Welcome to ninja idol im your host Yin Uchiha today is a we have a speail treat for you were live in Konha people from sound , san, and leaf tried out but some went home because we didn't like the singing Well let meet are consent Gaara, Temari, hinata , sasuke, kiba , Naruto, Rock lee, Neji, Tenten, Itachi, (sasuke: What he has to be in this story too Why. Me: because hes cool and he my friend deal with it.) Kisame , shikamaru and sakura. Hey why she Sakura doing on the list. Cause of her bad coths and bitchy attiude and we hope the some o the boys girlfriends might be watching this and kill her. Ok let get started then

First that up is Naruto Uzumaki

Naruto got up and started sing

Well it's 40 below and
It's an

WeWell it's 40 below and I don't give a fuck
Got a heater in my truck and I'm off to the rodeo
And it's allemande left and allemande right
Come on ya fuckin' dummy get your right step right
Get off the stage ya god damn goof, get off

piss me off, fuckin' jerk, get on my nerves

Well here comes Johnny with his pecker in his hand
He's a one ball man and he's off to the rodeo
And it's allemande left and allemande right
Come on ya fuckin' dummy get your right step right
Get off the stage ya god damn goof, get off

piss me off, fuckin' jerk, get on my nerves

Well it's 40 below and I aint got a truck
and I dont give a fuck cause I'm off to the rodeo
And it's allemande left and allemande right
Come on ya fuckin' dummy get your right step right
Get off the stage ya god damn goof, get off

piss me off, fuckin' jerk, get on my nerves

piss me off, fuckin' jerks, get on my nerves

Every body stated to clap for him

Next up Is Gaara from suna

Gaara got up and set to sing last resort

Cut my life into pieces
This is my last resort
Suffocation
No breathing
Dont give a fuck if I cut my arm bleeding

This is my last resort

Cut my life into pieces
Ive reached my last resort
Suffocation
No breathing
Dont give a fuck if I cut my arm bleeding
Do you even care if I die bleeding
Would it be wrong
Would it be right
If I took my life tonight
Chances are that I might
Mutilation outta sight
And Im contemplating suicide

Cuz Im losing my sight
Losing my mind
Wish somebody would tell me Im fine
Losing my sight
Losing my mind
Wish somebody would tell me Im fine

I never realized I was spread too thin
Till it was too late
And I was empty within
Hungry
Feeding on chaos
And living in sin
Downward spiral where do I begin
It all started when I lost my mother
No love for myself
And no love for another
Searching to find a love up on a higher level
Finding nothing but questions and devils

Cuz Im losing my sight
Losing my mind
Wish somebody would tell me in fine
Losing my sight
Losing my mind
Wish somebody would tell me Im fine
Nothings alright
Nothing is fine
Im running and Im crying
Im crying
Im crying
Im crying
Im crying

I cant go on living this way

Cut my life into pieces
This is my last resort
Suffocation
No breathing
Dont give a fuck if I cut my arm bleeding
Would it be wrong
Would it be right
If I took my life tonight
Chances are that I might
Mutilation outta sight
And Im contemplating suicide

Cuz Im losing my sight
Losing my mind
Wish somebody would tell me Im fine
Losing my sight
Losing my mind
Wish somebody would tell me Im fine
Nothings alright
Nothing is fine
Im running and Im crying

I cant go on living this way
Cant go on
Living this way
Nothings alright

Everbody clap

She a bitch and slut together it sakura

Singing I kiss a girl and I like it (sakura: what Why? Me: cause I don't like you no steach that I hate you and I siad so. And youre are a bitch/slut and don't piss me off.)

This was never the way I planned
Not my intention
I got so brave, drink in hand
Lost my discretion
It's not what, I'm used to
Just wanna try you on
I'm curious for you
Caught my attention

I kissed a girl and I liked it
The taste of her cherry chapstick
I kissed a girl just to try it
I hope my boyfriend don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
I kissed a girl and I liked it
I liked it

No, I don't even know your name
It doesn't matter,
You're my experimental game
Just human nature,
It's not what,
Good girls do
Not how they should behave
My head gets so confused
Hard to obey

I kissed a girl and I liked it
The taste of her cherry chap stick
I kissed a girl just to try it
I hope my boyfriend don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
I kissed a girl and I liked it
I liked it,

Us girls we are so magical
Soft skin, red lips, so kissable
Hard to resist so touchable
Too good to deny it
Ain't no big deal, it's innocent

I kissed a girl and I liked it
The taste of her cherry chap stick
I kissed a girl just to try it
I hope my boyfriend don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
I kissed a girl and I liked it
I liked it

No one clapped expert Rock Lee

Next up is Itachi Uchiha sing getting away with murder

Somewhere beyond happiness and sadness
I need to calculate
What creates my own madness!

And I'm addicted to your punishments
And your the master
And I am waiting for disaster!

Im feel Irrational
So confrontational
To tell the truth I am,
Getting away with murder

It is impossible
To never tell the truth
But the reality is
I'm getting away with murder

Getting away
Getting away
Getting away
With murder

Verse 2
I'll trade my drink and I don't even want to
I think my thoughts when-
I don't even need to
I never look back because I don't even want to
And I don't need to
Because I'm getting away with murder!

Getting away x7
Getting away with murder

Bridge!!
And somewhere beyond happiness and sadness
I need to calculate
What creates my own madness
And I'm addicted to your punishments
And your the master
And I am craving this disaster!

(Whisper)
Getting away
Getting away
Getting away

Everyone clap exprat sasuke

Next is kiba

Who let the dogs out
woof, woof, woof, woof
woof, woof, woof, woof
woof, woof, woof, woof
woof, woof, woof, woof

Chorus:
Who let the dogs out woof, woof, woof, woof
Who let the dogs out woof, woof, woof, woof

woof, woof, woof, woof

Verse:
When the party was nice, the party was jumpin' Hey, Yippie, Yi, Yo
And everybody havin' a ball Hah, ho, Yippie Yi Yo
I tell the fellas "…start the name callin'…" Yippie Yi Yo
And the girls report to the call
The poor dog show down

Chorus:
Who let the dogs out woof, woof, woof, woof
Who let the dogs out woof, woof, woof, woof
Who let the dogs out woof, woof, woof, woof
Who let the dogs out woof, woof, woof, woof

Rap 1:
I see ya' little speed boat head up our coast
She really want to skip town
Get back off me, beast off me
Get back you flea infested monger

Instrumental Chorus:
woof, woof, woof, woof
woof, woof, woof, woof
woof, woof, woof, woof
woof, woof, woof, woof

Verse:
I'm gonna tell Hey, Yippie, Yi, Yo
To any girls calling them canine Yippie, Yi, Yo
Tell the dummy "Hey Man, It's part of the Party!" Yippie Yi, Yo
You fetch a women in front and her mans behind Yippie, Yi, Yo
Her bone runs out now

Chorus:
Who let the dogs out woof, woof, woof, woof
Who let the dogs out woof, woof, woof, woof
Who let the dogs out woof, woof, woof, woof
Who let the dogs out woof, woof, woof, woof

Chant:
Say,
A doggy is nuttin' if he don't have a bone
All dogy hold ya' bone, all doggy hold it
A doggy is nuttin' if he don't have a bone
All dogy hold ya' bone, all doggy hold it

Rap # 2:

Wait for y'all my dogs, the party is on
I gotta get my girl I got my myind on
Do you see the rays comin' from my eye
What could you be friend
That Benji man that's breakin' them down?
Me and My white short shorts
And I can't seek a lot, any canine will do
I'm figurin' that's why they call me faithful
'Cause I'm the man of the land
When they see me they do…ah-ooooo(howl)

Chorus (5 X's ):
Who let the dogs out woof, woof, woof, woof
Who let the dogs out woof, woof, woof, woof
Who let the dogs out woof, woof, woof, woof
Who let the dogs out woof, woof, woof, woof

Everybody claped

Next is temari

Shell be singing im a bicth

I hate the world today
Your so good to me, I know
But I cant change
Tried to tell you but you looked at me like maybe Im an angel underneath
Innocent and sweet

Yesterday I cried
You must have been relieved to see the softer side
I can understand how youd be so confused
I dont envy you
Im a little bit of everything
All rolled into one

Im a bitch
Im a lover
Im a child
Im a mother
Im a sinner
Im a saint
I do not feel ashamed
Im your hell
Im you dream
Im nothing in between
You know you wouldnt want it any other way

So take me as I am
This may mean youll have to be a stronger man
Rest assured that when I start to make you nervous
And Im going to extremes
Tomorrow I will change
And today wont mean a thing

Im a bitch
Im a lover
Im a child
Im a mother
Im a sinner
Im a saint
I do not feel ashamed
Im your hell
Im you dream
Im nothing in between
You know you wouldnt want it any other way

Just when you think you got me figured out
The seasons already changin
I think its cool you do whatcha do
And dont try to save me

Im a bitch
Im a lover
Im a child
Im a mother
Im a sinner
Im a saint
I do not feel ashamed
Im your hell
Im you dream
Im nothing in between
You know you wouldnt want it any other way

Im a bitch
Im a tease
Im a goddess on my knees
When youre hurt
When you suffer
Im your angel undercover
Ive been numb
Im revived
Cant say Im not alive
You know I wouldnt want it any other way

Next up his blue and look like a shark it Kisame

Singing Im blue

Yo listen up here's a story
About a little guy that lives in a blue world
And all day and all night and everything he sees
Is just blue like him inside and outside
Blue his house with a blue little window
And a blue corvette
And everything is blue for him and hisself
And everybody around
'cause he ain't got nobody to listen
I'm Blue da da dee da ba daa...
I'm blue da da dee da ba daa...

I have a blue house with a blue window
Blue is the colour of all that I wear
Blue are the streets and all the trees are too
I have a girlfriend and she is so blue
Blue are the people here that walk around
Blue like my corvette, it's in and outside
Blue are the words I say and what I think
Blue are the feelings that live inside me

I'm blue da da dee da ba daa...
I'm blue da da dee da ba daa...

Inside and outside
Blue his house with a blue little window
And a blue corvette
And everything is blue for him and hisself
And everybody around
'cause he ain't got nobody to listen

I'm Blue da da dee da ba daa...
I'm blue da da dee da ba daa...

Everbody clap and whiper

Next he lazy and has a iq of 200

Shikamaru

Singing low

Shawty had them Apple Bottom Jeans
Boots with the fur
The whole club was lookin' at her
She hit the floor
Next thing you know
Shawty got low low low low low low low low
Them baggy sweat pants and the Reebok's with the straps
She turned around and gave that big booty a slap
She hit the floor
Next thing you know
Shawty got low low low low low low low low

Verse 1
I ain't never seen nothin' that'll make me go, this crazy, all night spendin' my dough
Had a million dollar vibe and a bottle to go
Dem birthday cakes, they stole the show
So sexual, she was flexible
Professional, drinkin' X and O
Hold up wait a minute, do I see what I think I whoa
Did I think I seen shorty get low
Ain't the same when it's up that close
Make it rain, I'm makin' it snow
Work the pole, I got the bank roll
I'ma say that I prefer them no clothes
I'm into that, I love women exposed
She threw it back at me, I gave her more
Cash ain't a problem, I know where it goes

Chorus

Verse 2
Hey
Shawty what I gotta do to get you home
My jeans full of gwap and they ready for stones
Cadillacs Maybachs for the sexy grown
Patrone on the rocks that'll make you moan
One stack (come on)
Two stacks (come on)
Three stacks (come on, now that's three grand)
What you think I'm playin' baby girl
I'm the man, I'll ain't dealin' rubber bands
That's what I told her, her legs on my shoulder
I knew it was ova, that henny and Cola got me like a Soldier
She ready for Rover, I couldn't control her
So lucky oh me, I was just like a clover
Shorty was hot like a toaster
Sorry but I had to fold her, like a pornography poster she showed her

Chorus

Verse 3
Whoa shawty
Yea she was worth the money
Lil mama took my cash, and I ain't want it back
The way she bit that rag, got her them paper stacks
Tattoo above her crack, I had to handle that
I was on it, sexy woman, let me shownin'
They be want it two in the mornin'
I'm zonin' in them rosay bottles foamin'
She wouldn't stop, made it drop
Shorty did that pop and lock, had to break her off that gwap
Gal was fly just like my glock

Chorus

C'mon

Next is Rock lee

Oh-oh-oh-oh (x4)

Everybody was Kung Fu fighting, those cats were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightening, but they fought with expert timing

There were funky China men from funky Chinatown
They were trapping when up, they were trapping when down
It's an ancient Chinese art, and everybody knew their part
For my friend, ain't you a stiff, then I'm kickin' from the hip

Everybody was Kung Fu fighting, those kids were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightening, but they fought with expert timing

There was funky Billy Chin and little Sammy Chong
He said, here comes the big boss, let's get it on
He took the bow and made a stand, started swaying with the hand
A sudden motion made me stiff, now we're into a brandnew trip

Everybody was Kung Fu fighting, those kids were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightening, but they did it with expert timing

Everybody was Kung Fu fighting, those kids were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightening, make sure you have expert timing

Kung Fu fighting, had to be fast as lightning...

Next is Neji

Singing behind those

Ohh yeah
Ohh yeah

You said "I got something to say"
Then you got that look in your eye
"There is something you've got to know"
You said it as you started to cry

"I've been down the wrong road tonight
And I swear I'll never go there again"
Ive seen this face once before
And I don't think I can do this again

Theres something I cant see
There's something different in the way you smile
Behind those eyes you lie
And theres nothing I can say
Cause im never gonna change your mind
Behind those eyes you hide

As you turned to walk away
I saw another look in your eye
And even though it hurt like it did
I couldn't let this be your goodbye.

You say that you're sorry
And you say now that it hurts you the same
Is there something here to believe
Or is it just another part of the game?

Theres something I cant see
Something living in the way you smile
Behind those eyes you lie
And theres nothing I can say
Cause im never gonna change your mind
Behind those eyes you hide

Ohh yeah
Ooooooo
Ohh woah

Behind those eyes you lie
Behind those eyes you hide

Theres something I cant see
Something living in the way you smile
Behind those eyes you lie
And theres nothing I can say
Cause im never gonna change your mind
Behind those eyes you hide

There's nothing I can say
That's ever gonna make you change your mind
Behind those eyes you hide

Behind those eyes you lie

Next is TenTen

Sing let dance

Dance!
It's so hot
I can't stop
The music fills the room
Vibrations
Sensations
That beat goes boom boom boom
I've got to keep it together
I've got to keep it together
I've got to keep it together
Watch the crazy people dance

Chorus
Let's dance (let's dance)
Show me (show me)
Hold me (hold me)
Control me (yeah)
Let's dance (right now)
Take me (take me)
Shake me (shake me)
Make me (make me)

Let's dance
Just like that
Don't hold back
Get crazy on the floor
We'll have fun
All day long
And then we'll still want more
I've got to keep it together
I've got to keep it together
I've got to keep it together
Watch the crazy people dance

Chorus
Let's dance (let's dance)
Show me (show me)
Hold me (hold me)
Control me (yeah)(yeah)
Let's dance (right now)
Take me (take me)
Shake me (shake me)
Make me (make me)

Look in my eyes
You'll realize
We can't deny
I'm into you and you're so into me
And you know you can't fight what is meant to be

Chorus - x2
Let's dance (let's dance)
Show me (show me)
Hold me (hold me)
Control me (yeah)
Let's dance (right now)
Take me (take me)
Shake me (shake me)
Make me (make me)

Next is Sasuke singing

Stupid MF

Is it simple enough for you?
Does everybody understand?
Are you all still following me?

s it simple enough for you?
Does everybody understand?
Are you all still, still

s it simple enough for you?
Does everybody understand?
Are you all still following me?

s it simple enough for you?
Does everybody understand?
Are you all still, still

Should I talk slower like you're a retard?
Should I talk slower like you're retarded?

Yo' they think you're dumb. I think you're smart. No, wait, I lied. I think you're dumb.
They think you're dumb. I think you're smart. No, wait, I lied. I think you're dumb.

Get it-
Get it-
Get it-
You just don't get it.
Get it-
Get it-
Get it-
You stupid mother fucker.
You stupid mother fucker.
You stupid mother fuc-
ker-
You stupid mother fucker.
You stupid mother fucker.
You stupid mother fuc-

Is it simple enough for you?
Does everybody understand?
Are you all still following me?

s it simple enough for you?
Does everybody understand?
Are you all still, still

s it simple enough for you?
Does everybody understand?
Are you all still following me?

s it simple enough for you?
Does everybody understand?
Are you all still, still

Should I talk slower like you're a retard?
Should I talk slower like you're retarded?

Yo' they think you're dumb. I think you're smart. No, wait, I lied. I think you're dumb.
They think you're dumb. I think you're smart. No, wait, I lied. I think you're dumb.

It's under your nose.
It's under your nose.
It's under your nose.
It's under your nose.

It's over your head.
It's over your head.
It's over your head.
It's over your head.

It's out of your reach.
It's out of your reach.
It's out of your reach.

You stupid mother fucker.
You stupid mother fucker.
You stupid mother fuc-
ker-
You stupid mother fucker.
You stupid mother fucker.
You stupid mother fuc-

Nana.
Nana.
Nana.
Nananana.
Nana.
Nana.
Nana.
Nananana.
Nana.
Nana.
Nana.
Nananana.
Nana.
Nana.
Nana.
Nanana.

Last but not least is a shy or is she girl name Hinata

Give it up for her

Everybody strated clapping and whiesling

Singing Concrete Angel

She walks to school with the lunch she packed
Nobody knows what she's holding back
Wearing the same dress she wore yesterday
She hides the bruises with the linen and lace

Ohhh

The teacher wonders but she doesn't ask
It's hard to see the pain behind the mask
Bearing the burden of a secret storm
Sometimes she wishes she was never born

Through the wind and the rain
She stands hard as a stone
In a world that she can't rise above
But her dreams give her wings
And she flies to a place
Where she's loved

Concrete Angel

Somebody cries in the middle of the night
The neighbors hear but they turn out the light
A fragile soul caught in the hands of fate
When morning comes it will be too late

Through the wind and the rain
She stands hard as a stone
In a world that she can't rise above
But her dreams give her wings
And she flies to a place
Where she's loved

Concrete Angel

A statue stands in a shaded place
An angel girl with an upturned face
Her name is written on a polished rock
A broken heart that the world forgot

Through the wind and the rain
She stands hard as a stone
In a world that she can't rise above
But her dreams give her wings
And she flies to a place
Where she's loved
Concrete Angel

That for this month turn next month to see who go to the next round til next time bye see you soon good bye

plese reviw please